What are the best scandinavian countries?
Make your own chart and explain the reasons behind it.
What are the best scandinavian countries?
Make your own chart and explain the reasons behind it.
Finland and Canada
norway best
1. most oil
2. most money
3. not sweden
4. not in eu
5. most success
6. will success, maybe
Estonia
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IDK, maybe Denmark
Definitely not Norway (pic related)
1. Estonia
2. Iceland
3. Finland
4. Norway
5. Denmark
6. Scotland
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152. Sweden
Estonia
Scotland
Brazil
Only visited each briefly but in my experience
>Denmark
>Finland
>Sweden
>Norway
Cant comment on iceland because ive never been but i guess it'd be in the top 3
Iceland is definitely out of the running, I mean look at their one and only mayor.
Pathetic
Not to mention that it basically belongs to denmark.
I vote Norway.
Norway (Breivik, Carlsen) > Finland (Torvalds) > Iceland (Asylum to based Bobby Fischer) > Denmark (Hamlet is good, I guess) > Sweden (Shit)
Since you visited all of them i'm pretty curious. Why Norway in the last position? It seems to be one of the few remaining decent european countries, culturally speaking. Also, nice views and tru black metal.
This joke is already boring
1. scotland
2. ireland
3. portugal
4. poland
5. hungary
oh and norway
Netherlands is Nordic
1. Finland
2.Denmark
3. Norway
4. Iceland
POWER GAP
5. Sverigstan
>filename
You aren't the real Esti poster
Of the countries besides Finland, I like Denmark and Norway more than Sweden. Never been to Iceland.
Here is a lesson in best Norways demography
#1 norway - rich as fuck, no EU
#2 finland - :DDD D:D :D:DDD:D
#3 iceland, denmark
(power gap)
#9001 sweden YES
Hamlet is British
1. Finland
2. Iceland
3. Norway
4. Denmark
5. Sweden
1. Denmark
2. Norway
3. Sweden
Iceland and Finland are not in Scandinavia
>eastern norway
>based
did you just smoke used cuck condoms?
Do you even have to ask?
1. Denamrk
2.Former Denmark
3.Cucked Former Former Denmark
1. Sweden
2. Denmark
3. Rapebaby Norway
4. Finnbro
5. Iceland
this
Finngolians are the best desu.
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I've only been listening to Swedish music for the past couple of days desu senpai...
this desu
I thought Finland is not Scandinavia
Wow Poland lot smarter than I thought
Are they cheating?
All of them suck, rip us
Funrand but its not scandinavian. Being a meatshield to these cucks has made us strong.
I notice how the ones who put Norway in the first place are either norwegian or people who never visited any of those countries though. Kind of disappointing.
Finland is not a scandinavian country and neither is Iceland.
However, they all are a part of the nordic countries.
Norway
Denmark
Finland
Island
Rape capital of Europe-Sweden
They're asian afterall
>Iceland
>Finland
>Fucking estonia
>Scandinavian
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
Best? Best at fucking what. For the average person all of the countrys are good places to live in. Statisticly speaking norway has the happiest people followed by sweden and denmark.
Feels like op just want a cat fight between nords
Nah, they're pure slavs
>inb4 asian half breeds
>I notice how the ones who put Norway in the first place
There is literally just on Norwegian in this thread who did that... :)
Finland and Iceland are Nordic not Scandinavian.
I can confirm
Denmark
I can flee by land south without having to go through Russia
England
They are viking rape babbies after all.
BINLAND
Norway
Iceland
Denmark
Sweden
---
estonia -_-
Romania
Finland: autists but bros
Sweden: imports semen
Norway: godless fat lesbian child kidnappers
Iceland: got rekt in the 2008 crisis
Denmark: never heard of it
>Sweden
>Scandinavia
Yeah OP and Turkey is part of Europe, keep dreaming.
he must've.
Take me back to finnmark please, Oslo is a fucking shithole.
Poles are probaly the purest off slavs. This only proves how racemixing is evil
How's Bergen? I might go there for vacation during winter
Romania desu
...
Satan confirms
This list
Honestly i'm asking because my gf wants to go to Denmark (she visited before and she says it's nice), but i'm not convinced and i'd like to go to Norway because Norway.
They all suck
Stay home pasta man
Norwegian prices will kill your budget
Denmark>Iceland>Finland>Norway>Eesti>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Svenska Hanrej Rike
That's what she said, without the "pasta man"
Saudi Arabia
Winter in Bergen can be pretty depressing. 10 degrees and rain every day.
As for the muslims. lots of them, but benign and keep to themselves so you probably wont see many. I lived in the closest thing we have to a muslim ghetto and never had any problems with them.
Since diversity and the amount of burkas and mosques defines a countries prosperity I can only go withome Sweden. Sorry folks.
germany
1. Denmark
>Most Central European culture, people and the culture is somewhat relaxed without but well-functioning. Cozy.
2. Sweden
>Despite the amount of immigrants, people are generally nice and polite, the economy is doing good and the culture values family. The atmosphere in Sweden is pretty inspiring and warm. Lots of things to do and see.
3. Norway
>Cool nature and oil money, but nothing much to see. I'm guessing the living standards are really good in Norway. A place to live when you wanna settle down.
4. Finland
>Bureaucratic shit hole, everything is banned and comes with a tax. The culture doesn't value enjoying life or having fun, it's like Finns are all masochistic and just wanna suffer, complain and be drunk. The only good thing is that the miserable lack of architecture and culture is a good breeding country for a good sense of humor to develop. Finns are also the most cucked people of all in the Northern Europe, they are the sheepest sheeps out there never stepping up and making a statement, but just complaining quietly. The culture is fucked up, people doesn't talk to each others and are emotionally undeveloped due the lack of empathy.
I have never been to Iceland, can't say much about that.
True but you can't /thread your own post
Memes aside, Norway or Iceland
Thanks Sven
>swede praising his own country and shitting on finns
Like fucking clockwork, back in your cuck shed, Sven.
>muh Nordic list
1. Estonia (honorary Nordic cuz the rest are pretty pathetic-tier)
2. Iceland (closest to based Viking ancestors-tier)
3. Finland (autistic drunkard-tier)
4. Denmark (Hamlet-tier)
5. Norway (rich oil Jew-tier)
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196. Sweden (bbc rape-tier)
I think you put rapebaby at the wrong place ,Sven
I moved to Sweden from Finland like four years ago, that's where my knowledge comes from. I've also lived in Denmark for a while, it was really nice.
>t. Bruger basing his opinion on pol memes and having probably never even been to Europe
seconded. Denmark clearly the best scamdi country, Finland clearly the worst (despite how much their dicks get sucked on Sup Forums). Don't know about norway vs sweden though. How is immigration in Norway?
Where did you live in Denmark?
Butthurt Estonia
Frogs agree with you.
Denmark > Norway > Syrian Caliphate
Scandinavia
>Sweden
>Norway
>Denmark
Nordic
>Iceland
>Greenland
>Faroes
>Finland
Deluded tier:
>Scotland
>Germany
>Netherlands
>Estonia
BEST: Denmark - least cucked
WORST: Sweden - most cucked
...
Lithuania
What I personally don't like about Norway is that the people are a bit more like Finns, autistic and reserved and not as nice and polite generally as Swedes and Danes. Danes and Swedes are more civilized and international. Finns have just been sitting in their cottages for generations and Norvaginas been nothing but fishing. And it shows. Both countries are also architecture-wise dull and lame.
The Norwegian language is qt af though.
(you)
You can have a really healthy social relationship with fish though... they don't complain or anything. You can literally just cut the head of a fish while it's still alive, and it's just like "whatevah bro, whatevah we're still friends"
Finns and Norwegians also share a weird, autistic sense of humor, which makes other around them fake-laugh in a nervous and awkward matter.
Probably denmark desu, then again it's all down to personal bias. Sweden obviously has a horrible political climate / parties which are literaly led by lunatics, but has otherwise been the most historicly prevalent and important country.
Might be that i live very far south, but i've always just sort of imagined finland to be a downgraded version of the other scandinavian countries where everyone is moderately depressed.
Norway is basicly the same as sweden, but at a smaller scale, with more filthy oil-money.
Denmark is basicly the same, but with cheap alcohol, pride in their nation, and if you overlook their insane language they're pretty fucking cool.
Says the Somali.
sounds like German humor actually
Unfortunately I share the mongol genes with (You), Pekka
Is our language so fucking ugly?
Yes
1. Eesti
2. Norway
3. Winland
4. Denmark
5. Sweden
Nej min broder. Du klarer dig bedst, ved at undgå autistiske svenskere.
Whats wrong with it? monotone?
youtube.com
>Meaningless, guttural sounds
this
dirty oil jews
this video pretty much sums it up.
Dont get me wrong, i live in Skåne and thus i sort of understand a few accents of danish.
But jesus fucking christ, half of your words cannot be words.
>norway not in eu
when will this meme end?
I wish we didnt, Muhammad.