/nba/ general - GOOD VS EVIL edition

SAC: Zach Randolph avoids jail with plea bargain
NY: Kristaps Porzingis drops 34 points in loss
MIA: Goran Dragic scores 26 points w/ eight dimes
MEM: Marc Gasol double-doubles in win over GER
FA: Shabazz Muhammad will re-sign with Minnesota
NO: Tony Allen signing with the Pelicans
DET: SVG: Reggie Jackson will be ready for camp
CHA: Clifford confirms Dwight Howard will start
CHA: MCW (knee) questionable for start of season
CLE: Thomas dealing w/ 'more than just a tear'
POR: Blazers add Archie Goodwin for training camp
NY: Kristaps Porzingis drops 28 points vs. Turkey
MIA: Sources: Heat, Richardson agree on $42M deal

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1st for my hinkiekins

I like how he treated ellen though
>so you picked your wife to make basketball player children?
>yes
>(to wife) did you know that?
>yes
>internal screaming

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fuck gomeds

living in your head rent free lmao

Based Larry disciples, we've already asserted our dominance over this thread

how much does rent cost in your head my man? cause i heard it's free.

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gomeds and his proxy exposed LMAO

look at moo scramble lmao

BTFO LMAO

damn cuz you didn't have to slap dem in da neck

how many titles does moo even have? lmao

Help I'm out of water bottles and I'm thristy as fuck

rockets fan?

drink gowiz's tears

>Shitattle STILL seething

you now remember pb lmao
it was just a matter of time

get discipled

>gets banted on
>cant handle it
>nerd rages

aha millenials are soft.

>LGBTLD

Dear Ronnie- please make the story line more generic. I'm sick of making a proud white man from Australia who behaves like a coon non stop. It is a basketball simulator, not a nigger simulator. Also please stop with the unskippable cut scenes. While we are at it, let me set sim quarter lengths so I don't have to play fucking long games to compete for seasonal awards in MyCareer.

As a freebie, make the next MyCareer the DRose edition about a dude coming back from being an injury ridden, busted shitter rather than a rookie. It is getting stale.

Thanks for reading cunt.

>PIC Related

>pls change everything so I can live out my racist fantasies
snowflake

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>It is a basketball simulator, not a nigger simulator.

i don't know about you, but I play 2K to live out my fantasies of being a black man from the hood, not to actually play basketball. If I wanted to play basketball so bad I would fucking play basketball not a video game

ever heard of GTA?

haha maybe you'll get in if you apply yourself more, try it!

drummond our mufuckin guy

lelno

yes that's a good game too, but recently they started changing all the characters to gay mexicans so it's been going down hill

she shouldnt be talking, lmao aside from those titties that based drummond leaked, she's a total butterface

Dre isn't that bad looking imo, just has a big nose and weird shoulder hair

He seems like a bro too desu

She's not a prize catch herself

a big weird nose is all you need to be fucking ugly

she's not gonna age well desu, she reminds me of jake gyllenhaal's sister or pam from the office with those jowls

Whats even funnier is there are people who still pay attention and give these faggots (you)s instead of ignoring these fucks out of existence. This is truly the worst general on Sup Forums bar none

fml jeff hardy is a leltics fan

>when you destroy faggots who actually payed 150$ for a video game with a 60 overall my player
Lmao @ ur guys life bro

how do you know who bought the legends edition?

Spurs trade Murray and Aldridge for Bledsoe.
Dump Gay (he can opt out and resign cheaper) and sign Lebron next year.

Starters:
> Eric Bledsoe
> Danny Green
> Kawhi Leonard
> Lebron James
> Pau Gasol

Bench:
> Tony Parker
> Patty Mills
> Rudy Gay(?)
> Kyle Anderson
> Joffrey Lauvergne
> Manu Ginobili
Derrick White
Davis Bertans
Brandon Paul
Jaron Blossomgame

This Spurs vs Current Warriors. Who would win?

I don't think it is racist to not want to be forced to play a black man.

No one is forcing you to do anything. If you can't play a children's game without getting hurt feelings, take it back to the store and quit being a little bitch

nah he has a point

Maybe not being forced, but it is a bit rude to not even have the choice.

I feel like I can sympathise with the gross injustices felt by non whites.

the mass amounts of 85 overalls and shaq jerseys.

>he went from calling 2k a nigger simulator to an sjw
so this....... is the power....... of ausposting

You can't afford LeBron. You now have a 38 year old Pau and 34 year old LeBron starting as well. Warriors in 6

When was the last time Gasol brothers were so humiliated like last night? Or I should say when was the NBA?

Spain (6 NBA players + 6 Euroleague players)
Slovenia (1 NBA player + 4 Euroleague players + 7 literally whos from leagues the world hasn't even heard)

>Whats even funnier is there are people who still pay attention and give these faggots (you)s instead of ignoring these fucks out of existence. This is truly the worst general on Sup Forums bar none

So what would this lineup be called?

>Stephen Curry
>Kevin Durant
>Klay Thompson
>Nick Young
>Omri Casspi

I was thinking the 'Megadeth' lineup myself.

An all shooter scheme sounds OP as fuck.

Will anybody trade with the Celtics again if IT's hip injury is apparently career-ending?

I saw Drummond at efs once in dt Toronto and he left the club with a 10.

That's the power of Serbs

>tfw embiid was pretending to be hurt to tank the 76ers

>tfw already torrent for 2k18
:^) can't wait to play.

Do you think GSW will be an instant ban team in 2k18, user? :^)

Instant ban in what? Is it some new game mode?

Which team will buy Dončić?

>They don't, they just make your muscles bigger
"just"

They also decrease the time needed to recover by a massive amount.
Which means you can train more.

And taking steroids can also allow you to have the same muscle mass but less fat, which is also an advantage.

And I think people use steroids as a synonym for PED, and not all PEDs are for your muscles.

fuck gowiz i put that on baby

lmao it aint danny's fault that cleveland is retarted and traded their future away for an injured midget

Who in 2k let's these mycareer pass? Do kids love this shit? Black people? Who enjoys unskippable cut scenes of a somewhat racialy ambiguous being unnatural as fuck?

Does 2K17 have a tutorial?

keep it /nba/ faggots

The Celtics basically called the Cavs straight-up liars for saying that IT's hip was serious and he might be out for most of the year.

Pam is still hot, fuck off and die

>unskippable cutscenes
>start with default bald character with brown shirt
>need to pay actual money for hair and new clothes
>can't preview the hair or clothes on your character before you buy it
>useless HUB world where your character can run around for no reason
>endless footlocker, nike, addidas, jordan, kia, VC advertisements everywhere
>graphics from the ps2 era
>everyone's teeth look like they have braces
>literally a down syndrome asian girl as your best friend

It's like they took feedback from 2k15 and deliberately made it worse

>Pam is still hot

No

literally unplayble
nothign works, everything needs online

When will we get a more rpg like basketball game? I clocked 4 hours cause I had to idle to get to class, hopefully my refund goes through

Does hoodie melo win a championship?

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the spurs always have good weirdos on their team lmao

that feelio when no bf to watch nba games with

i'd say take your choice of anyone in this thread but nobody here actually watches nba games

It really isn't though. You can still have an offline career and play league/gm shit

>lebron never played on a mega team

TEXAS
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X
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>Kyrie and Gordon have the same birthday
>Jaylen and Jayson are both 3rd picks
>Marcus Morris has a twin brother

What does it all mean? Back to back chips

It's raining money
Oklahoma City Thunder
The greatest rapper living
Thirty-five and under

lamarcus aldridge for kevin love straight up

Love is a better player then Aldridge why would the Cavs do that

aldridge is a better defender and has only two seasons left on his contract (one guaranteed, one early termination), while love has three seasons left (two guaranteed, one player option). easier to clean the plate with aldridge if they have to launch a soft rebuild after this season.

>soft rebuild

If lebron is gone and cavs don't have Kevin, who says wants to stay here for many years, there is no such thing as a soft rebuild.

Boy ain't that the truth

t. Guy with big weird nose

I love messing with my browser settings.

>I love messing with my browser settings.
>NBA Refugee !336i7ffR92

Current Spurs with healthy Kawhi are already better than the warriors as shown in G1 of the WCF. Throw Lebron into the mix and they sweep in 5

Holy shit you can't get more reddit than this

Testing testing, 1,2,3...

Kevin Durant
kevin durant
KD
kd
KEVIN DURANT

>/mlp/
>Sup Forums
>/trash/
>/bant/
just stay over there please

Huh... it works here too.

that color scheme is awful

>Testing testing, 1,2,3...
>Kevin Durant
>kevin durant
>KD
>kd
>KEVIN DURANT
>Huh... it works here too.

can you post the "i aint clicking on that shit nigga" ones? @Larry

It actually helps me read better desu.
Also, when the filter turns it into desu, it will say t.b.h when it's all done.

Also glad that KD can turn into snake on greentext, I was kinda concerned.

Sup

sup

long time no see, wiz. How does it feel to be one of four east teams to challenge a few WCF teams?