"I don't know much about it (taxes), I have six years of schooling...

>"I don't know much about it (taxes), I have six years of schooling. The only thing I know how to do well is play football."

Jesus Cris, who's the autistic one now? You'd never see Messi say such self deprecating things.

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There's a sense of tragedy there to be quite honest

Sick digits

Who needs to know how to pay taxes when you don't even have to pay them

yes hello my american friends

I love Ronnie lads

Yes hello Brasilien, how is it going tonight?

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Don't respond to me monkey

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I feel sad for tsuuuman, but he is a fucking millionare, so I better kek hard at this illiterate overrated faggot.

>I have six years of schooling.
How is that even possible?

it's usually 10% the player's fault (they're mostly uneducated thugs) and 90% the agent who is a greedy kike counseling his agents to dodge taxes so he can pocket more cash

>the state of Ronaldo

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Why not just hire an accountant??

Because then he would have to pay taxes

he did have one, still didnt pay taxes

>six years of schooling
Is that what they call sex with your abusive dad and your moor bf now?

he's lying. this faggot shills for egyptian steel. he loves money too much

Tsuuman's autism has never been questioned, the whole reason spee loves him is because spee wishes to have the same autism he has, all of Sup Forums is about autism envy.

This. I doubt Ronaldo is smart enough to figure out tax evasion loopholes so his accountant did them for him.

I don't think there's a single professional footballer in the top 4 European leagues that fills taxes himself tbqh

Ronaldo finished elementary, high school and college in 6 years.

#respect

de que hablas jordi?

He is portuguese, six years is above average in Portugal

How is it possible to only study for 6 years? If you start at 5, it means he quited at 11! Which judge would allow this in Portugal?

>t-trust me guys im a good boy i didnt know 'bout no tax evasion

If you are good at sports, they just give him passing grades.

Ronaldo stopped paying attention right after they taught the kids about puberty and one-step division.

In that way, he is a hero to all of us retarded idiots who have dropped out

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Wow how sad he doesn't know how to do mundane things and can pay others to do them for him

What's autistic about recognizing that you're not educated?

It is supposed to be shameful to be literally illiterate.

Which is why Mayweather pretends that he can read, and devotes money to suing people who point out he is actually retarded.

Here we have an Peyton Manning tier autismo, who can pick up the social cues telling him to just pay his fucking tax bill and not admit to being a living billboard.

You trying to feel superior to famous athletes is pathetic.

He has time for schooling once he's retired.

>It is supposed to be shameful to be literally illiterate.
He didn't say he's literally illiterate, only that he doesn't know much about tax law.

school is optional here, we're too dumb for it

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He can't fill out tax forms, thats pretty fucking illiterate.

Just because he can read at a third grade level doesn't mean he is literate.

he means until 12

implying you learn anything in the ESO

nobody who makes that kind of money does his own taxes, not even people who work in finance

Yes, good point, we should kill the rich.

>He can't fill out tax forms, thats pretty fucking illiterate.
When you've got such a ridiculous amount of money, you never do your own taxes. Even Warren Buffet doesn't do his own taxes.

You think Cristiano Ronaldo CR7 is arrogant? Ok, read this!

Why do people on this website claim everything is autisn, projecting? He's just playing victim

Insightful post, actually makes me see Tsuuu in s bit of a new light - kindof like an enhanced teenager.

no one here would be able to pay their taxes without lawyers if they have what ronaldo has
hundreds of sponsors and adverts, hundreds of loopholes, cmon people

I can assure you Ronaldo's tax forms are nothing like the Average Joe's

He said he only "finished" sixth grade. He probably started skipping classes and repeating grades until he got kicked and focused only in diving and tap ins.
BUAJAJAJAJAJAJA sasuga halalfag

He is actually being smart and realistic here.

Professional athletes usually do not have a very good education. There are some exceptions, such as Lukaku and a guy who used to play for Arsenal.

Why is it shameful to admit the truth? it shows far more insecurity trying to hide it

What would be shameful is for someone to drop out of school for no good reason. Like those people who believe they shouldn't study just because Jordan didn't make his highschool team

you are joking, right? not sending your kids to school can get you in serious shit over here

Its an OP doesn't know what autism is episode

Are these just on repeat?

same here and we end up with schools full fo drug-dealing niggers who don't want to be there fucking with the kids who want to study and achieve something in life.

At least he's honest. Wasn't everyone complaining he was too arrogant?

>tfw to stupid too be arrogant

Lads. The tsuunaldo didn't have to go that far. I didn't graduate high school the first time around either.

Wanna a cheeky BJ, Son?

Don't know much about history
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book,
Don't know much about the french I took
But I do know that I love TSUUU,
And I know that if you love me, TSUUUU,
What a wonderful world this would be

Don't know much about income tax,
Don't know much about offshore accounts
Don't know much about deductions,
Don't know what pay stubs are for
But I do know that one and one is two,
And if this one could be with TSUUUU,
What a wonderful world this would be

Now, I don't claim to be an "A" student,
But I'm tryin' to be
For maybe by being an "A" student, baby,
I can win three champions leagues

Is lukaku an engineer?

Not so fast Dubaku Toure

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Tard

Apparently not if you're good at baseball

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roberto_Osuna#Personal_life
>At the age of 12, Osuna quit school to help support his family,[40] picking vegetables with his father, also named Roberto, who pitched in the Mexican League for 22 seasons and taught him to pitch after work
>Osuna was signed by the Blue Jays out of Mexico as a 16-year-old, and played three seasons in their minor league organization.

And for the record, I have a post secondary education, and took accounting courses (changed my major), and I still dont really know much about taxes. It is essentially just fill in the blanks, but who the fuck knows if its actually right, or how to really know if the tax program is calculating it properly. There's also so many little loopholes and what essentially amounts to lies you can tell to get out of paying taxes if you make a lot of money. Even if I was making over $200k/year, never mind per week like ronaldo, I would never ever do my own taxes. All you're doing is putting yourself on the hook to get audited, when you can just pay someone to take on that liability

can he count to ten?

being dumb =/= autism, also wasnt he poor growing up? He's also from a third world country, I assume his parents made him work when he was old enough

Ronaldo's fall from grace was like a train crash, feel sorry for him desu

Autistic people are pretty retarded and also often literally dumb

fail to see how this is autistic desu

Hey, I've got an uncle who lives in Taxes

youtube.com/watch?v=IVBZrYQE55I

Stop using a word you don't know the meaning of.

He can count to golazo against Real Madrid

Makes you produce thoughts

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>caring about some autistic numbers and schools full of commie sjw teachers
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source?

>portugal
>third world country
you're confusing with Brazil

>Iberian colonies are shit while British colonies are the top
hmm really makes me think

Obviously a shit one since China is the highest

>implying poortugal isn't a moorish province of destitute farmers

top kek, both your parents are probably illiterate

>You'd never see Messi say such self deprecating things.

Sup Forums is such such a normie board fucking hell
School is for fools. Tsuuu has enough money to last him several lifetime and fucks supermodels everyday. Also father of 3 and not married.
"Oh but I've got a high school diploma"
Fucking retards

>steals a twix
>loses hands
Why don't you go eat Fido while the real countries talk?

>American flag
>brings up chocolate candy bar in football related thread
Seems about right.

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Bill Gates has his own company that does his taxes and invests his money for him

Wow those are actually very wise and humble words, i wish more celebrities would have a view like that before opening their mouth about politics etc.

>I don't know much about it, I have six years of schooling. The only thing I know how to do well is play football.

>The only thing I know how to do well is play football and rape

'what's on your mind babe?'
youtube.com/watch?v=m9Wh66FXZJQ

Top football players start football at age six and basically do that for the rest of their lives.

>tf
>tp
To be honest, it's more of a compliment to himself. Only 6 years of school and he has more money in his pocket than your family will ever make in their entire life. All while putting the blame on someone else.

lmao mexico :p

Bill Gates is also a genius who invented the i-phone and Google

underrated

Don't know much about tax history
Don't know much accountancy
Don't know much about my cheque book
Don't know much about the roids I took

But I do know that I love TSUUUUUUUUUU
And I know that if you love me, too
What a wonderful world this would be

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