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LOGANG edition

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Ricegum > Paul brothers

*dabs on haters*

*chooses this thread*

FUCK China

*runs over a group of leftists*

How often do White british males marry brown paki girls?

if they want then pretty easily

threadsplitting autists ITT

dont care, their women are better than ours

looks like this thread lost lads

How often do white British males marry olive Italian girls ?

I can't even find the other thread desu

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You're a big guy.

/brit/ - Chinese economics

we're in here

aussie should never make the /brit/ thread

>thread war

it's every day bro!

Hmm.. you are not out yet.
I guess you can participate too :^)
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The game.

You just lost it. ;)

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Janny?

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stop messing tim around

i think i've found my dream girl lads

original comment

i started dating this chubby girl a few months back, everythings been going really well, I'm super attracted to her, she has massive tits, a massive arse, big thighs, but her belly isn't huge, and you wouldn't class her as a proper fatty, just thicc.

Anyway she's become insecure, says she feels bad being seen with me because i'm toned and i dress nice. So she's started dieting. At first I thought it would be a phase, but she's dropped a cup size in a month, and her underwear is all falling off her, and she's really happy and she's sticking to it, she wants to get to a size 8.

How am I supposed to tell her I prefer her semi fat with loads of jiggly bits, and I'm not really that attracted to skinny girls?

tell her how you like women with curves and you think that's what a real woman is

ah yes, 16-gorillion /brit/ threads and don't know where to be at

fuck ye, i'm back to /cum/

Turned up out side her block of flats 5 minutes before hand, gave her a quick call, she answered and gave me the details, she said to give it 20 minutes before coming up because shes got people around. whilst i was waiting I must have been eyed up by at least a dozen different blokes, all of whom would have looked at home sitting on the Jeremy Kyle show.

3 minutes later i was at the door, the flats are in sequence so its easy enough to find however when I arrived at the last door the number had been removed (bad sign) and the postbox had been boarded up (bad sign), my gut feeling said leave, but guess which dick head knocked on the door.... this dick head!

I should have turned around and walked right there and then, but which dick head stayed... this dick head.

So at this point im stood in a well lit bedroom which enabled me to get a good look at the girl and this is what I was presented with, a 5ft petite girl, hair was a mess, no makeup, marks all over her legs and her eyes never left the ground. She was struggling to put her words together and as I looked around the room I realized why, alongside the piles of dirty washing, cat shit in the corner and a used condom at the side of the bed (not a packet, a condom) there was strips of burned tin foil.

that is where I stopped being a dick and did the only thing I could, I left.

Or.... at least I tried!

Upon hearing that I wanted to reschedule the meet (i was being polite) this 5ft nothing petite girl jumps up onto the bed and starts shouting at the top of her voice HES LEAVING... HES LEAVING.

seconds later 4 lads come running into the room ( that definitely explains the used condom) I can only presume they were sitting patiently in the next room for one signal or another because they were already in the flat. One of the lads jumps on the bed with the girl and they start bouncing together... high as fuc, both of em!

just tell her? mong

which thread are we choosing lads?

squelching at the state of the threads

Fuck the patriarchy and FUCK white people

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THIS IS OC CREATED FOR /brit/

I'm also dating a similar girl, except she's really on the borderline of fat and I'm insecure about appearing in public with her or being serious with her. Even though I like her personally. Feels bad man

Fuck brown and black people

adverts with blacks in the really annoy me, not a racist though

Erase the unused lines. Better yet, make up more stuff for absurd chadness. Otherwise, breddy gud.

why are jobs shit

you dont think she'll be hurt? she's getting really into this fitness thing, she even has friends she works out with now. if i tell her all the work was for nothing and I actually like chubby girls, she might just keep getting fit and leave me. Anyone would snap her up once she's size 8.

I should probably just leave her as a precaution to avoid any heartache and drama later

>dating
>super attracted
FOY

pretty much every advert then

pretty much every single advert has a black man and white woman couple

they aren't even trying to be subtle about it any more

In here

reeee copper?
(this is a thing that i made pls r8)

fuck off nigger

Fuck off

drank too much last night now my carling tatses like speq

reeee copper?

library keeps messaging me threatening that they're going to charge the $20 debt i ""owe"" them for a poster I didn't even print to my student account as if i don't have a shitload of money in there already. wish they'd just go ahead and do it, because I'm not walking down there to pay in person and it's annoying getting all these emails

screaming with jouissance

stop trying to force this gimmick

ah, well it sort of sounds like you've left it too late
sorry mate

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the utter state of lefties

>library
nerd

well, if she's anything like the girl i'm seeing, the best advice i can give you, is to keep being fit and healthy around her, refuse treats like chocolate and shit, say you have to watch your calorie intake, and NEVER blow off the gym to go out with her. That's what I have been doing, but it's just because I like to stay healthy. Anyway, turns out this behaviour has made her insecure, and question her own lifestyle, and she's just started changing it on her own. I never asked her, didn't even want her to. I think girls try to emulate you as best they can when they are really into you

Throughout the 1990s, the North Korean regime became increasingly nationalistic – at least, in its official pronouncements – leading Kim Chonghun to state that "Socialism of our Style" was really "Socialism without Socialism".[97] Speeches and official announcements made references to socialism, but neither to Marxist–Leninist thought nor to any basic communist concepts.[98] Shin Gi-wook argues that "there is no trace of Marxist–Leninism or the Stalinist notion of nationhood [in North Korea]. Instead, Kim stresses the importance of the Korean people's blood, soul and national traits, echoing earlier Korean nationalists such as Sin Chaeho, Yi Kwangsu and Choe Namson. He no longer has any interest in applying Marxism–Leninism to the North Korean situation; indeed it is no longer useful for the country."[98]

Charles K. Armstrong says "North Korean Communism would not only be quite distinctive from the Soviet model, it would in some respects turn Marxism–Leninism upside-down."[99] The key differences are that the North Koreans place the primacy of ideology over materialism, retaining the vocabulary of family lineage and nationalism and giving it primacy over class struggle, and supporting social distinction and hierarchy over classless society and egalitarianism.[99] He concluded that North Korea may look "Stalinist in form", but that it was "nationalist in content."[99]

Brian Reynolds Myers dismisses the idea that Juche is North Korea's leading ideology, regarding its public exaltation as designed to deceive foreigners and that it exists to be praised and not actually read.[100] Based on his own experiences living in North Korea, Felix Abt describes Myers' arguments as "shaky" and "questionable." Having seen the extent to which North Korean university students actually believe in Juche, Abt says it is "rather absurd" to describe the ideology as "window-dressing" for foreigners.

awful gimmick
just fucking horrific and forced

I had to google what that word was. Thanks for the compliment tho, Satan!

It's not forced if a bunch of people are doing it of their own free will, which is exactly what's happening.

are you talking about reeee copper?

eating raw onion

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people still think cultural marxism is a wild conspiracy theory

reeee copper?

tbf i think most people are using it sarcastically because of how forced it sounds

never even kissed a girl lads

ah yes big fan of equality myself

That's the beauty of it. It's a meme with several layers of irony.

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genuinely love the reeee copper gimmick

not posted in a while.

the reee copper and brody gimmicks are new to me. anyone care to explain?..

northerners are genetic waste and i say this as one myself.

don't boys that young tend to be weaker than girls the same age? he looks like he's 12

toil soon

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fixed

been 5 years since i have done anything romantic in any way with a female

did Abraham actually exist or was he just some made up gimmick?

some guy came up with it a couple hours ago i think

thoughts on this nonsense going on in america lads? it's typical of them to take this Sup Forums meme to real life

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why are you so obsessed with this

held hands with a platonic female friend in my first year of uni . the closest i've come to peewee in burgina

REALLY
WANT
CRISPS

*starts hallucinating about crisps and shoveling them into my mouth*

29 years for me haha

wtf is reee copper

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whats a brody
been away for a week

yeah.. im actually annoyed at myself. i cant help being into thicc women. anything below a C cup is literally man boobs tier, and I can't be dealing with a toned arse, what fun is that?

backstory?

got a few packs of hula hoops original and tayto salt and vinegar laying around if you want

can't believe we're causing so much strife to innocent people over imaginary lines in the ground
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are there genuine fatties itt? i mean, i'm not exactly a picture of health, i tend to put a few pounds on over the winter, always burn it off in the summer though, i've never actually been fat. how does one go about getting fat? do you just sit at home, doing fuck all, and eat loads of shit 24/7? why can't you just not do that?

Better. The one thing to keep in mind for future memery is to make the Chad so perfect/macho that it's actually really off putting. Example would be be instead of
>every new post is new, original and funny
You could write
>every post is so unique that it's incomprehensible to mortals
Or something like that.

Think its about commies getting twatted at the battle of brody. Something to do with commie posters anyway.

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egg

Goddamn blue balls