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i bought a pair of pants edition.

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*makes passionate love with canada*

ha gay ^

Canada is a girl dumb shart

Friendly reminder that there is not a single reason why USSR/communist symbolism should be treated any better than Nazi symbolism.

If Nazi symbols are banned (as is the case in some countries), then there is no valid reason for those countries not to ban Soviet/communist symbols, for example the hammer and sickle.

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>tfw no half-grey french gf

Pants need side pockets. Prove me wrong.

euh, non, ma charie :*

there are side pockets, i already have a pair in black.

>assuming sex based on preferred gender pronoun

can you not

I meant this.

im gonna hang myself

>tfw all the dumb fuckin rules about using de, de la, or du for the provinces of canada, canada, and cities...

you trying not to get laid? i know geologists on field work who don't wear that shit.

i hve nothin to live for

Where do you put your cellphone in without a side pocket?

BEEP BEEP COMMIE CUNTS NOT MUCH FUN WHEN THE RABBIT HAS THE GUN

no respect for pedestrians nowadays

formerly front pocket, recently back pocket

you think this is funny

conspiracy theorists are the best story tellers of our time.

>putting phone in back pocket

It is very funny

your mother is a fucking sut!

SUT? That's a pretty long test, I wonder when it will be finished

thats because youre a nigger

niggers have no decency so they laugh at things even though it is inappropiate

I think hatiano is here guys

i have a mega strong phone case

wut?

It's hilarious

a homosexual scat fetishist who regularly comes here to literally shit post

*gets canada pregnant making you think that it's your baby*

i wanted to make the thread... dammit

autism speak

why do trolls have names now?

People would just boycott it like always.

>now
he's been coming here and doing it for years

the fucking help me!!

*takes a clothhanger and reimpregnates canada with my own seed*

I try to, danmork. I try my best.

can this danish retard bugger off to his own general

*bullies japan* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why is this Jap talking like a Britbong?

Heh, nothing personnel kid

>tfw hungry
>tfw headache
>tfw it's going to be hot today

I'm glad you're finally back

I didn't go anywhere

>Try learning chinese
>Tones
>Give up

So glad english isn't retarded

Didn't you say last night that you weren't going to post here anymore? Or was that another Toronto poster?

I might have said that but it was a lie

Oh

You shouldn't do that

That's true but I believe allies symbols like cross and burgers should be banned even more strictly

>>tfw all the dumb fuckin rules about using de, de la, or du for the provinces of canada, canada, and cities...
it's easy

>cities, villages, districts, etc.
These are almost always used with a definite article, and the preposition you almost always use before them is "à". But just like in English, there are exceptions (New Orleans - La Nouvelle-Orléans, which still simply takes an "à" before it).

>countries, provinces, states, continents
These have a gender, and therefore use a definite article. you'll often use "au" (masculine) or "en" (feminine) before them. Once again, there are exceptions, for example Israel (which in French is Israël) doesn't use definite articles, but you still use "en" before it.

>planets
Earth (fem.), the sun (masc.) and the moon (fem.) have a gender. The sun and the moon keep their definite article in their usage, but Earth behaves like every other planet, i.e. drops its definite article in usage. Other planets have no gender and no article. You go "on" them, so you use "sur".

To summarize:
>Montreal: Je vis à Montréal. Montréal est une belle ville.
>Amsterdam: Je vis à Amsterdam. Amsterdam est une belle ville.
>New Orleans: Je vis à La Nouvelle-Orléans. La Nouvelle-Orléans est une belle ville.

>Quebec (masc.): Je vis au Québec. Le Québec est beau.
>Ontario (fem.): Je vis en Ontario. L'Ontario est belle.
>Texas (masc.): Je vis au Texas. Le Texas est beau.
>Poland (fem.): Je vis en Pologne. La Pologne est belle.
>Israel (masc. exception): Je vis en Israël. Israël est beau.
>Asia (fem.): Je vis en Asie. L'Asie est belle.

>Je vis sur Terre. La Terre est belle.
>Je vis sur Mars. Mars est une belle planète.
>Je vis sur la Lune. La Lune est belle.

wtf i HATE india now

Those are best pockets. I many times find free money there

>But just like in English, there are exceptions
just to elaborate on this: obviously "New Orleans" isn't much of an exception in English, what I had in mind was something like "The Hague" (which in French too is an exception: La Haye).

fuck in the ass with a shotgun

losing weight is impossible, don't even start

any1 have that picture of el haitiano

...

What is he doing?

I've lost 25 pounds in the last 2 years, and I've barely made any effort.

It's actually very easy. Just don't fall for the exercise meme, that shit is useless. The amount of calories you burn while exercising is just way too fucking low. Running for a whole fucking hour only burns like 400 calories, that's practically nothing. People will say shit like "yeah but it has other indirect metabolical effects", but those are just way too irrelevant.

The key is simply to learn to be hungry. That's all there is to it. Force yourself to endure hunger, and you'll lose weight. I'm not talking about any of that "40 hour fast" nonsense, just get in the habit for example of not eating between breakfast and supper, except maybe for an apple or a couple of crackers or something.

He is a chef preparing the traditional Haitian dish of dirt cookies

>learn to be hungry

Sorry, I don't plan on living like third worlder

another way in losing weight is smoking
every time you feel hungry just smoke.

But yeah it comes with a prize

Agreed. Start with substituting juice(non processed) for food if you can't control your hunger

well then if you have so little self control that you cannot go hungry for a few hours at a time, then you can also try appetite suppressants, for example apple cider vinegar. But I'm guessing that's mostly just a meme solution which would, at best, only have a placebo effect for a short while.

You can always go for more extreme solutions as well, for example inducing vomiting (either manually or by ingesting something with emetic properties). Objectively it's a very bad idea to do that regularly, but it would work to a certain extent, seeing as vomiting does in fact temporarily surpress appetite.

...

I hope that's a joke.

unfortunately it isn't

it isn't

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Is there something in them other than mud, or is it actually just ...mud?

>or is it actually just ...mud?
according to the video, sometimes they add stuff like salt, a bit of vegetable stock, or a tiny bit of sugar, but for the most yes it's just mud

Keep that in mind whenever you next see a brown person going on about "muh culture!!".

I didn't think carribean was this poor.

Do you remember the 2007 earthquake that happened there? 10 years later and there's still debris everywhere in the country. For fucks sake, some even immigrate to my country looking for better conditions. Brazil also holds a long lasting UN peacekeeping mission there

btw it's not the entirety of the Caribbean, it's just Haiti being this poor. Dominican Republic is no paragon of wealth, but it does much better than Haiti

Stop wearing tight pants.

I see.

Baggy cargo pants are the highest form of redpill.

Pic related needs to roll them up at the bottom a little bit tho.

>Stop wearing tight pants.

>comes with a prize

That's the opposite of what you're trying to convey dumb dane

>bags on the tibia area

what.. the... fuck?

that'd be the fibula area

god the dane is so dumb

you spurn my natural emotions
you make me feel i'm dirt and i'm hurt

...

i was being sarcastic, ameri-chan, i know
>78275272
....stop being mean....

>78275272

You need two ">>" to reply fucking idiot

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire
The ring of fire

to: 78275398
really? ok sorry
#notreallyfuckingsorry

Is Haitiano from Haiti?
I like them but I prefer non baggy cargo pants.

Is Trump going to unite America or is he going to divide it even more?

I don't think he's going to do much of anything

He will unite White People, non whites Will continue to be the uppity parasitic leeches that they have always been

no he's the japanese poster

wha..what?

Rate me /cum/

Ugly

resembling sufjan a bit. Take it as a compliment