A South Coast seaside resort derby sees Eddie Howe's pointless AFC Bournemouth side take on Chris Hughton's only slightly better off Brighton & Hove Albion.
The ideal result is a 0-0 draw, as it would shut up the pundits who STILL rate the Cherries' all-out attacking manchild as a good manager despite having a defensive record Roberto Martinez would be proud of, and give no joy to the East Sussex poofters who finally recorded their first PL goals last week.