OFFICIAL AFC BOURNEMOUTH v BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION MATCH THREAD

A South Coast seaside resort derby sees Eddie Howe's pointless AFC Bournemouth side take on Chris Hughton's only slightly better off Brighton & Hove Albion.

The ideal result is a 0-0 draw, as it would shut up the pundits who STILL rate the Cherries' all-out attacking manchild as a good manager despite having a defensive record Roberto Martinez would be proud of, and give no joy to the East Sussex poofters who finally recorded their first PL goals last week.

Kick-off at 8:00pm.

Mememouth: Begovic; Daniels, Ake, Francis, A. Smith; Pugh, Surman, Arter, Fraser; King; Defoe.
>Subs: Boruc, Mings, L. Cook, Gosling, Ibe, Mousset, Afobe.

Homo Albion: Ryan; Rosenior, Dunk, Duffy, Suttner; Knockaert, Stephens, Propper, March; Gross; Hemed.
>Subs: Maenpaa, Hunemeier, Goldson, Schelotto, Izquierdo, Murphy, Murray.

this game will be a celebration of football

at least its on a night where there would otherwise be no game on, and not taking the place of a saturday/sunday game

>homo Albion

Good one muhammed

true, this is usually a SUPER SUNDAY fixture

3-0 cherries imo

>being this triggered
You're the same Brighton ex-pat who can't take any criticism of their godawful home kit, aren't you?

pls no bully South Coast Best Coast

this match is going to be comfy, r-right?

watching this game as a neutral isn't a sad way to spend a friday evening, r-right?

t. DeShawna Castrana, born Tyrone Shaw