"Oh look who crawled out of his cave.. it's brexit boy"

"Oh look who crawled out of his cave.. it's brexit boy"

Mate you're doing it all wrong, the men in that picture should all be black people from germania.

*unzips dick*

*Pull out machete*

Know this feel to be honest. Dad is a local politician with very left-wing views who has led a campaign to bring Syrian migrants to my hometown. Mum is a bit more conservative, but is a devout Catholic and has bought into this compassion meme from the Pope. Brothers and sisters are typically middle-class student lefties. I'm the only Brexiter in the family.

the shame user!

you should honour your mother's husband

"Whatcha doing with that gun, son?"

>gun
Its bongland, he could have an AR15" fully semiautomatic knife at most, provided the blade is dull and it has a long counterweight.

>mfw that's almost exactly my situation and I took down the "refugees welcome" signs from the front windows weeks ago and no ones noticed

I dunno m8, it's still classified as an assault weapon.

>too poor for a goat's horn

stay poor mexico

hahahahaha

>fully semiautomatic knife

>semiautomatic knife
I lost it.

being the oldest male descendant in the family basically means I can say whatever the fuck I want and everyone goes with it

Are those shabbat candles?

I know this feel

>tfw leaving house for first time in months to go and vote
>tfw no friends
>tfw virgin NEET

JDIMSA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>because Brexit boys live in the basement and don't have the manners to say 'ello to mumsy and papa's friends

Your father is a blight upon Western Civilization.

I know you love him and all, though.

Right, but you can still own one as long as you get a license and dont take it outside on days with a high pollen count.

How can you love someone who is a blight upon Western Civilisation, even if they are family?

*steps out of the shadows*

"Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material..."

"But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme."

"And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive."

"See you on the boards..."

>fully semiautomatic knife

Alright, you got me on that one

>brexit passes
>billion retards get deported back to Poland

pls dont do this brits, you screwed us over in WWII, dont do this again!

I hope you have insurance because I'm going to sue you for the autism I got from reading your post

ahahha 10/10 post would ejaculate all over again

>Fuck you cunts, you're actively condemning our country to rule by a foreign government which has proven malicious towards us.

Nah, no one will get deported.

You spics and your machetes.

It's your responsibility to change them, user. Do it slowly, and with small steps.

Life itself will change them, but by then it will be too late. I'm not looking forward to the Britain of 2050, for example.