Tesla will fail and Elon is in with the jews. Tesla has to buy solarcity stock to prevent it from going bankrupt...

Tesla will fail and Elon is in with the jews. Tesla has to buy solarcity stock to prevent it from going bankrupt. Just a month ago he sells aot of his sock to raise capital just a few days before (((goldman))) rates his stock to go up to $250 it is now $196. The jews and this African are making out on the goyim. Do not believe this meme that he is so smart and trying to change the world for the better

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I lost $5k. I don't even want to say what my brother lost.

>people gambling on someone's gambling on someone's success is an indicator of the actual success, especially long term

The stock market is a casino.

Elon is working with governments worldwide.

Yeah, he probably won't ever fail, he's already past that

Tesla = Loss.
Musk = Loser.
Tesla = Scam.
Musk = Scammer.

>ENRon is working with governments worldwide.

Elon is a meme that runs around fagging "To Mars!" and autists eat it up. His companies are all running at a loss and have never turned a profit. He gets his money from govt. grants and San Fran fags.

This guy is is a jackass and swindled nerds out of billions.

you lost $5k on tesla stock?

This. The guy is a welfare queen.

But he's actually getting things done. You can't argue that he is not getting results just look at the Space-X rockets.

His Model 3 meme car is a fraud.
He's actually convinced fools to put down money for an electric car that won't be ready until late next year at the earliest, and many, MANY won't get until deep into 2018.

By then most of the big auto manufacturers will have competitive or better products on sale.

>By then most of the big auto manufacturers will have competitive or better products on sale.
I wouldn't bet money on that user

switch your position to short

He's getting nothing done.

>Self landing orbital boosters
>nothing
lol

i live near one of the richest places in the country. if you want a house then it's a minimum 1M for an old shitbox. everyone has either a maserati or a tesla as their everyday car. kek also the mall near me has priority parking for teslas where you can park up front and charge your car. point is i think tesla will do just fine.

Thanks. I've been saying this for years and would get crucified, even on Sup Forums, for not sucking this guy's dick. If he ever accomplishes something I'll change my stance.

He is nothing more than a futurist running around like the living embodiment of Epcot Center's Future World.

couldn't be any worse odds than betting money on Tesla meme

what a completely retarded anecdote

If he was genuinely wanting to change society, he'd sell a Tesla model sub $10,000.

But he won't because he's a twat.

It's done pretty well up to now finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=TSLA Interactive#{"range":"5y","allowChartStacking":true}

>tinkering around with shit while pocketing billions then throwing his hands up in the air and saying "I tried" and "to Mars!" and "give me more money".

That's how govt. money works. Like I said, if he accomplishes something worthwile I'll change my opinion of him.

arstechnica.com/science/2016/02/watch-live-spacexs-flyback-booster-will-likely-crash-but-its-trying-anyway/

techinsider.io/spacex-rocket-landing-failure-2016-3

For what purpose? It's cheaper to make a new booster, than use a self-landing one.

>rich people buy teslas

why does that trigger you?

I work for solarcity AMA

What do you mean? He sells rocket launches to NASA cheaper than NASA can built rockets themselves or buy them from anyone else. How is this not a total win for the taxpayer?

How is relandable orbital boosters not accomplishing something wothwhile?

You get more govt. money if you keep trying. If they stuck with what is more fiscally responsible and already works, there wouldn't be billions of dollars for him.

That is true...

except it's not at all true.

They expect to start re-using the landed boosters in a few months. I recall reading they expect it to reduce the cost of launches by about 25% or $20 million. Though long term they aspire to do much better than that.

If he does fail my nihilism will go into overdrive.

is it a good company? you guys just buy and install solar panels, right? if so where do you buy your solar panels from?

NASA like all govt. spending is highly over budgeted, him making it cheaper is a step in the right direction, but shaving a little off the top is not some marvel to science. When he can do this AND stop taking govt. handouts AND turn a profit I will applaid. But as of right now he os doing a slightly less shit job than bloated NASA and wasted billions while not being able to stand on his own two feet.

Same goes for the landing module, which apparently always fails.

Btw, Musk is thinking about folding SpaceX into another company. You know what that means? Hiding massive debt, usually.

Don't be sad, be glad

He has very poor facial hair growth.

>but shaving a little off the top is not some marvel to science
No one said it was. It's just cool.

I agree NASA is bloated. But public space science programs are cool. Anything that makes them cheaper is cool too.

>Musk is thinking about folding SpaceX into another company
source?

only a person with poor facial hair growth would notice that

NASA has James Webb
they r doin fine

That might be true. I used to have poor facial hair growth.

The Russians will drop the costs to 19 million.

Soyuz 2 costs only $1,5 millions. The rest they overcharge because they can.

>I used to have poor facial hair growth.
yea, we all did

Jews owning something named Tesla is like them owning Ford.
Completely insulting.

lol, what? Russia have said themselves they can't compete with SpaceX.

lol, where did you get $1.5 million for a Soyuz 2 launch?

Show me anything to top the now 50 year old saturn v and we'll talk.

Falcon 9

Lol

you know I'm right desu : 3

>but... but... Saturn V was *big*

Guy starts a company to sell electric cars. Literally forces all of the major car companies to invest in and offer electric and hybrid cars.

Sup Forums complains he dindu nufin.

rofl....

Oh please by all means send an astronaut to mars with a falcon fucking nein

Tesla (to be quite frank, Elon himsef personally) has accelerated (kek) the trajectory of electric cars by years, possibly decades.

lol wat. Are you saying falcon 9 is bad because it's not as powerful as other rockets?

Falcon Heavy will be sending a modified Crew Dragon to mars in 2020

Tesla sitting on 14bn unearned revenue... The stocks getting crushed but I would advise people to wait a few months to see if tesla can deliver before dumping the stock.

Want to buy a model 3 not even memeing. Electric cars are the future.

>Sup Forums complains he dindu nufin.
You are confusing with reddit.

Sup Forums is Peter theil.

Proton-M costs $23 millions.
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It's known that soyuz 2 costs 3 time less. So it means it costs around 7 milllions

Sweet dreams.
Nevver gonna happen
Mark my fucking words.

proton-M i recall hearing is being sold at a huge loss due to reliability problems.

how about an actual direct source of the Soyuz 2/3 price instead of speculation.

lol. Why the doubt?