Ask a devastatingly-autistic spergtard who loves visiting the Australian film & computer game classification website on a frequent basis, anything.
Pic related. I get hard as all-fuck when I see films and computer games slapped with the dreaded R18+ (restricted to adults 18 years and older)
James Roberts
Last pornstar you cranked to?
Owen Evans
It's probably for the best that you don't know. For your sake more than mine. Let's just say "nothing immoral, nothing illegal" and leave it at that.
Colton White
Look at that, you already made your shitty thread even more dogshit.
Kys
Justin Kelly
Can't. I'm programmed to not self-terminate. Any other questions?
Ethan Gonzalez
How many toes did Michael Jackson have on his left foot?
Thomas Flores
38. Simulated.
Levi Lopez
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Bentley Adams
>I get hard as all-fuck when I see films and computer games slapped with the dreaded R18+
Why? I mean. In Australia R18+ would mean like PG-13 in the rest of the world.
Aaron Hernandez
Why are Australians such awful people?
It's like they are like the worst traits of Americans and British combined into one people.
Jaxon Gray
Mate. Serious, ey. I'm a fuckin sperglord but if you don't like this extremely autistic thread, just move onto the next one. You're not even "derailing" anything. You're just posting Elle Fanning because of unknown reasons.
Give it a fucking rest, hey?
Thomas Long
>I get hard as all-fuck when I see films and computer games slapped with the dreaded R18+ is this a figure of speech or do you really get an erection outta that? seems implausible but i suppose stranger things have happened
Xavier Sullivan
no
Jace James
I don't think I've seen once instance where that's actually happened. The only thing that comes close is Sam Raimi's film Drag Me To Hell, which received a PG-13 rating but MA15+ here (restricted to audiences 15 years and older), but then I found out that the version international audiences saw was uncut (that poor kitty.)
Still, I'll keep looking!
We're descended from scum. Scum is what we are. Why fight it?
It's a figure of speech. I've been doing this for about 27 years now, ever since I saw a film with that rating at my local Video Flicks with the reason for it printed underneath (e.g. "Occasional Graphic Violence".)
Isaiah Thomas
>that picture My sides - I'm autistic, but thank God I'm not THAT autistic
Kevin Rivera
I'll fucking shank you
Cameron Scott
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Caleb Turner
>not_vidya.jpg
Gavin Wright
How is it living with autism?
Easton Reyes
ask your mom about her son
Daniel Wilson
Jokes on you my mothers son is dead.
Jason Perez
then how are you still shitposting
Robert Watson
I WAS PHONE.
Cameron Torres
Imagine you're standing in a field. A giant, grassy field with nothing to be seen. Suddenly, you see a tree off in the distance. You can't tell for sure, but you suspect that tree represents a task you'd like to do.
You start walking towards the tree but, before you know it, a huge sheet of glass hurtles to the ground right in front of you. It doesn't shatter. Now, you understand that you need to get around this enormous pane of unbreakable glass and you do so, but suddenly you're distracted again, this time by music playing.
Everywhere.
That music could be anything from Rachmaninoff to Madonna, Cannibal Corpse to Kanye West or anything in between. It usually takes awhile before you can tone that music down and start walking again.