Ask a devastatingly-autistic spergtard who loves visiting the Australian film & computer game classification website on...

Ask a devastatingly-autistic spergtard who loves visiting the Australian film & computer game classification website on a frequent basis, anything.

Pic related. I get hard as all-fuck when I see films and computer games slapped with the dreaded R18+ (restricted to adults 18 years and older)

Last pornstar you cranked to?

It's probably for the best that you don't know. For your sake more than mine. Let's just say "nothing immoral, nothing illegal" and leave it at that.

Look at that, you already made your shitty thread even more dogshit.

Kys

Can't. I'm programmed to not self-terminate. Any other questions?

How many toes did Michael Jackson have on his left foot?

38. Simulated.

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>I get hard as all-fuck when I see films and computer games slapped with the dreaded R18+

Why? I mean. In Australia R18+ would mean like PG-13 in the rest of the world.

Why are Australians such awful people?

It's like they are like the worst traits of Americans and British combined into one people.

Mate. Serious, ey. I'm a fuckin sperglord but if you don't like this extremely autistic thread, just move onto the next one. You're not even "derailing" anything. You're just posting Elle Fanning because of unknown reasons.

Give it a fucking rest, hey?

>I get hard as all-fuck when I see films and computer games slapped with the dreaded R18+
is this a figure of speech or do you really get an erection outta that? seems implausible but i suppose stranger things have happened

no

I don't think I've seen once instance where that's actually happened. The only thing that comes close is Sam Raimi's film Drag Me To Hell, which received a PG-13 rating but MA15+ here (restricted to audiences 15 years and older), but then I found out that the version international audiences saw was uncut (that poor kitty.)

Still, I'll keep looking!

We're descended from scum. Scum is what we are. Why fight it?

It's a figure of speech. I've been doing this for about 27 years now, ever since I saw a film with that rating at my local Video Flicks with the reason for it printed underneath (e.g. "Occasional Graphic Violence".)

>that picture
My sides - I'm autistic, but thank God I'm not THAT autistic

I'll fucking shank you

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How is it living with autism?

ask your mom about her son

Jokes on you my mothers son is dead.

then how are you still shitposting

I WAS PHONE.

Imagine you're standing in a field. A giant, grassy field with nothing to be seen. Suddenly, you see a tree off in the distance. You can't tell for sure, but you suspect that tree represents a task you'd like to do.

You start walking towards the tree but, before you know it, a huge sheet of glass hurtles to the ground right in front of you. It doesn't shatter. Now, you understand that you need to get around this enormous pane of unbreakable glass and you do so, but suddenly you're distracted again, this time by music playing.

Everywhere.

That music could be anything from Rachmaninoff to Madonna, Cannibal Corpse to Kanye West or anything in between. It usually takes awhile before you can tone that music down and start walking again.

Whoops! Another glass pane just fell.

Welcome to the world of autism.

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