Why do soyboys pretend to like this?

why do soyboys pretend to like this?

Weird, the other day I called this album called "soy" and described as "the most soy album in his discography". It's almost like that soy and soyboy don't mean anything at all!

because you're mom likes to take it in the ass while it's playing in the background.

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Soy: Low
Yolk: "Heroes"

>Yolk
im sorry what?

I am a soyboy who unironically likes it

the album itself isnt soy, but soyboys pretend to like it

Egg yolk increases testosterone levels

I am vegan. I listened to Low over 50 times this year alone, I love it

SCUUUUUUUUUM GAAAAAAAAAAANG

holy shit dude just say you're gay it'll save time typing

Was it autism?

i bet you're a 17 year old pseudo-goth bisexual jew

t. iffy

not him but I'm bi and love Low. Got my dick sucked by a dude while Always Crashing in the Same Car was playing once. Bowie is essential /bi/core.

onion

I fucked probably more girls than you, little man. But yeah, I am bisexual

why are bifags so insufferable

holy shit lmfao
i wouldnt be suprised if you fucked more girls than me but i probably sucked more dicks than you

tautology

>soy

not an argument

everyone that use the word "soy" or "nu-male" out of Sup Forums deserve a permaban

The best argument you can have to such a stupid question you fucking dog.

not an onion

soy: Hunky Dory
yolk: Station to Station
onion: Young Americans

so you think we should just ban everyone who says things you don't like?
user that isn't an opinion held by intelligent people in my experience

Go away soyboy

not an argument

not an asparagus

EL SOYBOY JAJAJA

correct it is indeed not asparagus
you have to go back

pingas

>I use soy ironically to try and cope with the fact that hearing it used upsets me greatly because I am in fact a gigantic soyboy

>weeaboos trying to insult other people’s intelligence

>The Chad choice

>Fueled by cocaine
>Bowie literally couldnt remember recording this
>No instrumentals

Pic related is literally peak Bowie

weebs are usually autistic, autists are known to be savants therefore using "weeaboo" as an insult of intellect is both ad-hominem and in some cases absolutely incorrect.

i wouldn't qualify as a weeb though, i barely watch anime i just like anime reaction images for the smug air they give off

I don't pretend to like it

Why are people saying it's gay, it's the str8est album he's made

You’re mother didn’t argue when I poked her anus while you watched, SOYBOY

why do you keep calling me a soyboy?

fuck off weeb

Because you so obviously are one.

S O Y B O Y
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soy: hunky dory
yolk: ziggy stardust
onion: aladdin sane
asparagus: let's dance
fennel: blackstar
grain: young americans
corn: the man who sold the world
broccoli: diamond dogs
yoghurt: scary monsters
paprika: heathen
cocoa: 1. outside
flour: lodger
peppers: station to station
milk: low
gin: heroes
spaghetti: earthling
venison: space oddity
water: the next day
celery: hours
sugar: tonight
corn syrup: never let me down
beef: reality
almonds: black tie white noise
eels: david bowie
potted meat food product: pin-ups

im an autist not a soyboy
i was too picky an eater as a kid to eat soy products

>corn: the man who sold the world

Clever boy.

>peppers: station to station
nice

>weeb and soyposting
3... 2... 1...

There's something in Bowie being both Soy and an ultimate level Chad. Is it irony?

he was a closeted heterosexual