/NRL/ FINALS FOOTBALL

Parramatta Eels v North Queensland Cowboys @ 7:40

BFT

*loses*

*walks*

a reminder

1.Cronk
2. DCELITE
3. Cleary
4. SJ
5. dr petroleum
6. Piss
7. Taylor
8. Sezer
9. Hunt
10. The Chad
11. Reynolds
12. M'bye
13. Hodgkinson
14. Puke sooks
15. Bitchell pooses
16. McCrone

>face of the game THAT low

Not even going to dignify that with a (You) lads.

Actual list

1. Cronk
2. JT
3. DCE
4. Pearce
5. Cleary
6. Reynolds
7. Johnson
8. Taylor
9. Sezer
10. Townsend
11. Moses
12. Nikorima
13. Mbye
14. Hodkinson
15. Brooks
16. Mcrone/Mann

Why is JT so cute lads?

Its not 2016 anymore m8, JT is past it. Morgan and taumololo have carried the shit out of them all year.

What's walkies favourite song?

>8 posts

hahahahahahah

Radiohead - Reckoner

Something by Boy George

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spotted the newcunt lads

Yeah, carried them all the way to 8th place

Not quite sure if i like the goylan to manly situation lads. They don't need a FB or 5/8, but they can do with some more twinks. Where SHOULD he go?

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With the team they had, they should have come 14th. Now they are 3 wins away from ruining JTs legacy

that fucking watermark though

I need to advertise my page though

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*posts the eels girl*

Last night I predicted the Panthers would win and must say I was very wrong on this occasion. In all honesty now I can't see anyone getting past the Storm on their way to the premiership. It's not just a lock, it's welded completely watertight.

I must say I enjoyed last night's match, and it was very interesting how the Broncos were able to defy my expectations. Unlike the WWE garbage on the other channel. Holy shit, when I flicked over for a moment the objectively shitter team was winning of course, but they were also shilling 'pickle juice' suggesting it was helping Geelong to win. There is no scientific proof that the properties in pickle juice have any immediate positive benefits on the human body. It was insane watching what was once a great league degenerate into mickey mouse marketing gimmicks with product placement.

Anyway I'm looking forward to the game tonight, predicting the Eels will win fairly comfortably but won't be surprised to see a spirited fight by this North Queensland side in the process.

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>getting THIS triggered by pickle juice

Oh what's her name, she is so lovely, oceanian women best anglo women HNNNNNNNNNG, Angela or Melissa or Amanda something, from the today show

>anglo

just predicted a team to win a match and I also predicted the other team might win so no matter what happens I can say I was right lads

I'm predicting that at half time a third team, the Newcastle Knights bust onto the field and start playing against both teams and win by doubling their points.

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m8, the Broncos are LITERALLY an NRL/Queensland Government marketing arm. They've always been and always will be an entirely manufactured plastic "team".

cowcripples on murder watch

4 hours until kickoff lads.

cowies on GF watch

I'm tipping the Cowboys with full confidence tonight. I think they'll win by a double digit margin. Roosters will put 50 on them though.

I have to do a pre employment medical on Monday.

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How braindead do you have to be to work at kmart?

big tits only look good when you're hot with a good body

she looks rancid

low test poofta detected

I went to kmart for the first time in like 10 years the other day and it was almost all selfservice now so I don't think anyone does.

they still have people doing stock

THREADLY REMINDER

what's her name? also, why watch this "sport"?

>2018
>cronk out
>kasiano in
Are Storm finished in 2018?

You shouldn't. The management keep trying to entice women and families but just keep driving away their core fanbase. The game is a shell of what it used to be.

Im not really racist, but I think we should deport or execute all the muslims

Islam is not a race you fucking retard

Who is broncGODS replacing Moga and esseesse wuth? Lads?

Of course, but let's let them all vote 'no' first.

>It was a year in which he further established himself as one of the stars of the future but it was a lonely finish to the 2017 season for Panthers halfback Nathan Cleary.
>While his teammates bunkered down in the dressing room to share a beer after their 2017 campaign came to an end at the hands of the Broncos on Friday night, Cleary was whisked away and asked to provide a post-match sample to the ASADA representative on site.
>Producing said sample proved as difficult as it was to breach the Broncos defence over the course of 80 minutes until ultimately he was left in the bowels of Suncorp Stadium as the clock neared midnight while the rest of the Penrith squad piled into the team bus to head back to the hotel.

Cleary on nervous pisser watch

1. Watching a full match of league with dad for first time in decades to support Parra tonight.

2. Where did this 'walk' meme come from? The post style here is fucking great.

A dirty casual just entered the thread lads.

>voting when it's not compulsory

Just sat down to watch the footy with my effeminate poofta son and I can't even talk to him because his head is in his phone and he's giggling like a fucking school girl.
I just know he's going to ruin the peels winning tonight lads.

Your son's current state is a result of your parenting. Rope time.

The nrl family welcomes anyone who supports female touchies and everyone's right to love.

>A CHINESE sex toy manufacturer has launched a new app that allows users to rent sex dolls for up to a week, before returning them for others to enjoy.

Why isn't jt playing?

JT played last night m8

JT IS playing tonight though

For who?

Are you sure?

very

Cheeky CUNT haha lol

Geewillikins, a veritable plethora of overly complicated syntax juxtaposed with a ludicrous solution.

I love this website.

There was about 15k at the Matildas vs Brazil game at Penrith today

If this game can't get more this league should just fold

This fresh cunt is kinda cute lads, he laughed at my joke. Can we keep him?

Moga is getting replaced by Bird

>Pre-game ritual: Macca's run

>everyone saying peels will win
NARRATIVE ENGAGED

Bigger crowd than last night.

Finals series, and this place is deader than a /cric/ thread

We're watching the footy m8
There hasn't been any refball YET

PEELS!

#THATSMYPEEM

>peels

Knock on in that 2bh

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RAD RA RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh please fuck that up for the luls

Slowboys

Have eels scored a single try this year that wasn't just semi running the field

>100m try
>crowd goes NUTS
>better check grounding and kill all the hype and fun
That absolute state of this poort

Wouldn't have to if coconuts weren't so prone to fucking it up

>semi going to france
He'll fit right in tbqh XD

THE BOYS

If the touchie was female that would have been an obvious try and not needed to go to video ref

It's true

>signal try
>say no try

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Missed conversions WILL cost the team that loses.

Threw a cheeky $20 on Feldt try + Cowboys win @ $9

Just ref things.

Who would win out of a professional NRL team playing ALF vs a professional AFL team playing rugby league?

The BroncGODS

the afl team easily, can you imagine how gassed all the fat forwards would be on an AFL field

Just embarrassed myself trying to do an artsyfartsy kick lads

>gassed
I hate you, you UNAUSTRALIAN CUNT, we live in Australia. Gas is fucking American. I bet you say buddy and truck instead of mate and ute you absolute fat cunt.

settle down buddy before i truck it up into your 10 metres