Is their a shittier instrument?

Is their a shittier instrument?

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Piano

this piece of shit

You shut your dirty plebeian mouth.

Pleb. Flute sounds fucking great in jazz fusion and prog rock.

your dick is a pretty shitty instrument

>extremely dynamic
>very useful to learn
>the greatest chamber music the world has ever known was composed on the piano
>shittiest instrument

u wot

What the fuck is even the point of this?

You better stop bullying the harpsichord right now

Symphony endings wouldn't be the same without it.

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To say you can play an instrument.

it's percussion, what do you think?

it's more convenient than lugging around a glockenspiel and only ever hitting one note

The recorder is fine in old timey renaissance music and Stairway to Heaven as well. You just don't have any musical ability and went through public education so you have a bad impression of it.

>taking the bait

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a recorder is just a long ocarina

Sup Forums is completely retarded most of the time so you can't blame me.

electric guitar

DIN DIN

no, but there is a better one

Nice b8

it helps embellish compositions

This

Agreed

Fuck off, flute is the best.

You do realize that’s a recorder not a flute you fucking idiots

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Yes he can. You are retarded

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Why are they called recorders when they can't even hold tape.

This shit is as dumb as calling a genre progressive rock even though it has nothing at all to do with being progressive.

if u say a flute i think of
or a picollo ofc a recorder is a type of flute

>if u say a flute i think of
I don't give a shit, that's on you

Kek

>I DON'T NEED TO RUN OVER YOU

what do u call

We already decided the answer to this in 2016
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An aberration

Nice lightsaber you've got there.

that's a recorder. completely differently.

Is it opposite day already?

>This flower is red
>No, it's pink
>HURR WELL ACKCHYUALLY, PINK IS A LIGHTER SHADE OF RED U FUCKING RETARD
Literal fucking autism. The point is that recorders are clearly different from
regular flutes, even if they can be classed together. Calling it a flute instead of a recorder will just cause confusion.

consider yourself blamed

That's not a recorder, this is a recorder.
But it's also not a flute because of the mouthpiece. it's clearly a clarinet

>implying
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But the kazoo is the best instrument ever invented!

>Literal fucking autism
No, being unable to discern that the posts ITT are obvious jokes is literal autism.

>I'm just pretending to be retarded

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>everyone in 3rd grade laughed at me because I was shit at recorder

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naw

hipaters ruined it

fuck off OP, my recorder arrived today and I'm very excited to learn it.

Liszt Piano Concerto no. 1 is secretly a triangle concerto

The real answer is all the dumbass shit in Africa that barely makes any noise like the bows and garbage