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anti-american action edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=8D9zO8dZzTk
youtube.com/watch?v=dk5POe042DA
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uhhh forgetting about techstep sweaty
youtube.com/watch?v=fp9h9gszscQ

the nonwhite edition

Masturbating>scratching an itch>farting>sneezing>pissing>shitting

Fit me irl

plymouth is actually an alright place

brilliant edition

Another awful leftypol/jewish edition

Pretty true tbqh.

>tilting right is human nature

err no
I've seen plenty of inexperienced kissers trying to kiss someone and they just go *SMACK* nose first into each other and then they both go "ow" and laugh it off

>"Another awful leftypol/jewish edition"

accidentally said "innit" irl

time to go home ami

Locked out of work
Reeèeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Can't wait for the Game of Thrones viewing party tonight! Nick and the boys said they might even stream it!

>would get messy to this
Thanks m8

hate when i dissasociate from my entire existence and feel like a sims character

good porn site with lots of content and categories?

I DON'T WANNA DANCE

all of them

...

FOYOH

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapped_(Icelandic_TV_series)

Watch this if you can. top top kino

Masturbating > Sneezing > Shitting > Pissing > Scratching an Itch > Farting

is this, dare i say it, kino?

>kino

Fucking state of BBC news right now

Brodies gone yet?

Sharting

god this is so shitty haha who tf listens to this

game of thrones is awful and its creator is some weird manlet horny neckbeard

Simulation/matrix could be real.

unironic sinoboo but hate mainland china

Season 1 was good

Elon musk says theres a 1 in a billion chance that we're not living in a simulation

*ahem*
kino

...

...

might do an expel semen

dude, it's like... always sunny in philly

BABYCAKES
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW
HOW I
I LIKE IT DOWN LOW

There's always a 1 in a million billion chance of you ever being born.

smart people don't watch TV

reeeeeeeeeeedddddddddiiiiiiiiit

Friends is better than Rick and Morty

Neighbour tried having a go cos I was smoking a joint outside

Beat the every loving shit out of that immigrant barbarian

Reminder to always check your legs/arms if you go to a park/field
One tick bite can leave you as a paralysed retard for the rest of your life

>SWAT sniper was 50 meters away on a nearby roof top a single shot .302 caliber 75 grain shot was fired to end the siege
impressive desu

LMAO

L M A O
M
A
O

Shart In the Mart!
SHART... IN THE MART!

How can we handle a meme so supreme?

We mart sharters? Sharters of the mart?

Before we begin to even try and comprehend this meme, this meme most supreme, we must break it into its constituent memetics.

First and foremost, we have the shart. The shart at the start. It starts... with a shart.

Shart.

SHART.

S H A R T
H
A
R
T

Even at this early stage, you can hardly contain your preliminary giggles. But we are, after-all, merely starting (with the sharting).

Shart. Say the word. Swish it around in your mouth. Get to know the shart.

Is it a shit? Is it a fart? No, it’s nothing else but a shart. *The* shart. The shart at the start.

By this point, you’ve a healthy appreciation for the meme. You’re well acquainted with the shart. The shart at the start. But what comes next? Surely, if we were to end this with a simple shart, we would have a half-meme. A me, if you will. So you ponder to yourself, “What can follow up the shart? The shart at the start?”

You dwell on this for a bit longer, then it dawns on you...

WHERE?

The question is begged...

WHERE do we shart?

Of course, there is only one viable option.

The mart.

THE MART!

T H E
H
E

M A R T
A
R
T

Shart... IN THE MART!

SHART IN THE MART!

IT ALL COMES TOGETHER!

S H A R T
H
A
R
T

I N
N

T H E
H
E

M A R T
A
R
T

It’s beautiful in its blunt simplicity.

Shart in the mart.

And that, my friends, is how memetics are born.

t. Mart Sharter :^)

Is hating people okay if you're left-wing or non-white?

>american electronic music
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>anti-american edition

this is who I am

--micro level
>don't believe in superiority of any race
>believe any kind of testing related to intelligence does have a social component to it --i.e intelligence is NOT based on genetics alone
>i do believe women and men are different apart from the obvious physical differences
--macro level
>believe that both the left and the right have valid arguements
>both viewpoints, when taken to the extreme, does nothing in terms of human advancement and are CANCER
-- personal level
>love slags although in an asexual phase currently
>enjoy alcohol in any form occasionally
>love homemade pizzas

this is who i am
not complicated
simple as

...

BTFO

literally

mum just texted me about fentanyl laced weed asking if i trusted my supply...the article was referring to a town in massachusetts not nova scotia the silly bint

>canadian electronic music

>canadian electronic music
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hello riley

all true

haha guys liberals are obsessed with making political references to harry potter, losers!
guys check out this totally epic meme comparing europe and the migrant crisis to lord of the rings!

Check out this banger

youtu.be/VbxgYlcNxE8

watching wonder woman
luckily there's a cute lad around still x

Wtf is this Charlottesville shit I keep hearing about?

richie hawtin

scream every time thinking some yank was bumpained enough to type this out

Elon musk here ama

>used to watch this streamer while i did chores a few years ago
>down to earth normal guy, hardly any subs, comfy to watch
>see one of his videos pop up in my "recommended" feed today
>give it a watch for old times sake

>he now looks like THIS
>hes LARPing as a "craaaazy professor!!!" and is putting on a weird voice and referring to himself in the third person
>has literal catchphrases

Just unbelievably cringey
Where did the internet all go wrong?

Booby girl

Dennis the Golden God Reynolds is, in fact extremely intelligent. So intelligent in fact that it may be a bit hard for your underdeveloped brain to understand. So intelligent that it likely frightens you, the dr*mpf voter, into submission.

the northern infrastructure

rorkes and poltards are some of the biggest kike enablers yet they're still oblivious

pathetic little serfs

what happens if you get a bite
had a weird feeling in my shoulder out the garden earlier when i was doing DIY, probably wasn't a lyme disease bite though right?

Detroit is the home of techno
Chicago is the home of house

dance music is american

gizza job

the only youtuber i ever followed was a canadian neet who did videos bitching about wow balance and reading out his old gaia online posts

I'd give er a tug

bender

no you're too runty

British and only got involved in music because he lived across the river from Detroit, So a British-Detroiter, not canadian at all.

Makes me wonder what these kind of girls are like in bed.

most techno and house is shite especially the early american tracks

look for the bullseye markings like in the pic and then head to the hospital

I hate women

Think she's a billionaire girl

Very expensive looking photos and a foreign sounding name

That's London for you

...

balling my eyes out its so beautiful

kinda prefer English electro desu. It's less sporadic.
I like American house sometimes though.

30 year old virgin fuck off and die

erm hang on a minute mate that was a bit of a gay thing to say werent it

someone post that meme of the laughing slaphead mocking you for not smoking

pls and thank you

>shitting below pissing
get the fuck out of here

Gonna try and get an early night lads

Any asmr recommendations?

Fat

>t. homo

youtube.com/watch?v=8D9zO8dZzTk

house and techno also aren't the only electronic dance music
sure they're the most popular but...

youtube.com/watch?v=dk5POe042DA

honestly who the fuck put a road bump there? was it just to be ironic? it's literally the smoothest part of the entire track

followed pending a wank

Did NOT mean to post that image what the fuck Hiro

thig