anti-american action edition
/brit/
uhhh forgetting about techstep sweaty
youtube.com
the nonwhite edition
Masturbating>scratching an itch>farting>sneezing>pissing>shitting
Fit me irl
plymouth is actually an alright place
brilliant edition
Another awful leftypol/jewish edition
Pretty true tbqh.
>tilting right is human nature
err no
I've seen plenty of inexperienced kissers trying to kiss someone and they just go *SMACK* nose first into each other and then they both go "ow" and laugh it off
>"Another awful leftypol/jewish edition"
accidentally said "innit" irl
time to go home ami
Locked out of work
Reeèeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Can't wait for the Game of Thrones viewing party tonight! Nick and the boys said they might even stream it!
>would get messy to this
Thanks m8
hate when i dissasociate from my entire existence and feel like a sims character
good porn site with lots of content and categories?
I DON'T WANNA DANCE
all of them
...
FOYOH
en.wikipedia.org
Watch this if you can. top top kino
Masturbating > Sneezing > Shitting > Pissing > Scratching an Itch > Farting
is this, dare i say it, kino?
>kino
Fucking state of BBC news right now
Brodies gone yet?
Sharting
god this is so shitty haha who tf listens to this
game of thrones is awful and its creator is some weird manlet horny neckbeard
Simulation/matrix could be real.
unironic sinoboo but hate mainland china
Season 1 was good
Elon musk says theres a 1 in a billion chance that we're not living in a simulation
*ahem*
kino
...
...
might do an expel semen
dude, it's like... always sunny in philly
BABYCAKES
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW
HOW I
I LIKE IT DOWN LOW
There's always a 1 in a million billion chance of you ever being born.
smart people don't watch TV
reeeeeeeeeeedddddddddiiiiiiiiit
Friends is better than Rick and Morty
Neighbour tried having a go cos I was smoking a joint outside
Beat the every loving shit out of that immigrant barbarian
Reminder to always check your legs/arms if you go to a park/field
One tick bite can leave you as a paralysed retard for the rest of your life
>SWAT sniper was 50 meters away on a nearby roof top a single shot .302 caliber 75 grain shot was fired to end the siege
impressive desu
LMAO
L M A O
M
A
O
Shart In the Mart!
SHART... IN THE MART!
How can we handle a meme so supreme?
We mart sharters? Sharters of the mart?
Before we begin to even try and comprehend this meme, this meme most supreme, we must break it into its constituent memetics.
First and foremost, we have the shart. The shart at the start. It starts... with a shart.
Shart.
SHART.
S H A R T
H
A
R
T
Even at this early stage, you can hardly contain your preliminary giggles. But we are, after-all, merely starting (with the sharting).
Shart. Say the word. Swish it around in your mouth. Get to know the shart.
Is it a shit? Is it a fart? No, it’s nothing else but a shart. *The* shart. The shart at the start.
By this point, you’ve a healthy appreciation for the meme. You’re well acquainted with the shart. The shart at the start. But what comes next? Surely, if we were to end this with a simple shart, we would have a half-meme. A me, if you will. So you ponder to yourself, “What can follow up the shart? The shart at the start?”
You dwell on this for a bit longer, then it dawns on you...
WHERE?
The question is begged...
WHERE do we shart?
Of course, there is only one viable option.
The mart.
THE MART!
T H E
H
E
M A R T
A
R
T
Shart... IN THE MART!
SHART IN THE MART!
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER!
S H A R T
H
A
R
T
I N
N
T H E
H
E
M A R T
A
R
T
It’s beautiful in its blunt simplicity.
Shart in the mart.
And that, my friends, is how memetics are born.
t. Mart Sharter :^)
Is hating people okay if you're left-wing or non-white?
>american electronic music
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>anti-american edition
this is who I am
--micro level
>don't believe in superiority of any race
>believe any kind of testing related to intelligence does have a social component to it --i.e intelligence is NOT based on genetics alone
>i do believe women and men are different apart from the obvious physical differences
--macro level
>believe that both the left and the right have valid arguements
>both viewpoints, when taken to the extreme, does nothing in terms of human advancement and are CANCER
-- personal level
>love slags although in an asexual phase currently
>enjoy alcohol in any form occasionally
>love homemade pizzas
this is who i am
not complicated
simple as
...
BTFO
literally
mum just texted me about fentanyl laced weed asking if i trusted my supply...the article was referring to a town in massachusetts not nova scotia the silly bint
>canadian electronic music
>canadian electronic music
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hello riley
all true
haha guys liberals are obsessed with making political references to harry potter, losers!
guys check out this totally epic meme comparing europe and the migrant crisis to lord of the rings!
Check out this banger
watching wonder woman
luckily there's a cute lad around still x
Wtf is this Charlottesville shit I keep hearing about?
richie hawtin
scream every time thinking some yank was bumpained enough to type this out
Elon musk here ama
>used to watch this streamer while i did chores a few years ago
>down to earth normal guy, hardly any subs, comfy to watch
>see one of his videos pop up in my "recommended" feed today
>give it a watch for old times sake
>he now looks like THIS
>hes LARPing as a "craaaazy professor!!!" and is putting on a weird voice and referring to himself in the third person
>has literal catchphrases
Just unbelievably cringey
Where did the internet all go wrong?
Booby girl
Dennis the Golden God Reynolds is, in fact extremely intelligent. So intelligent in fact that it may be a bit hard for your underdeveloped brain to understand. So intelligent that it likely frightens you, the dr*mpf voter, into submission.
the northern infrastructure
rorkes and poltards are some of the biggest kike enablers yet they're still oblivious
pathetic little serfs
what happens if you get a bite
had a weird feeling in my shoulder out the garden earlier when i was doing DIY, probably wasn't a lyme disease bite though right?
Detroit is the home of techno
Chicago is the home of house
dance music is american
gizza job
the only youtuber i ever followed was a canadian neet who did videos bitching about wow balance and reading out his old gaia online posts
I'd give er a tug
bender
no you're too runty
British and only got involved in music because he lived across the river from Detroit, So a British-Detroiter, not canadian at all.
Makes me wonder what these kind of girls are like in bed.
most techno and house is shite especially the early american tracks
look for the bullseye markings like in the pic and then head to the hospital
I hate women
Think she's a billionaire girl
Very expensive looking photos and a foreign sounding name
That's London for you
...
balling my eyes out its so beautiful
kinda prefer English electro desu. It's less sporadic.
I like American house sometimes though.
30 year old virgin fuck off and die
erm hang on a minute mate that was a bit of a gay thing to say werent it
someone post that meme of the laughing slaphead mocking you for not smoking
pls and thank you
>shitting below pissing
get the fuck out of here
Gonna try and get an early night lads
Any asmr recommendations?
Fat
>t. homo
house and techno also aren't the only electronic dance music
sure they're the most popular but...
honestly who the fuck put a road bump there? was it just to be ironic? it's literally the smoothest part of the entire track
followed pending a wank
Did NOT mean to post that image what the fuck Hiro
thig