How do we save her boys?

How do we save her boys?

Yes, by making a /sw/ board

split it into Sup Forums and /film/

>her

umm excuse me?

We should all agree to watch a film and then discuss it similar to what /lit/ does with books.

You can't. People keep saying there's a way to fix every board but you simply can't. You can only have meaningful discussion on boards or forums with low user count. This evident on the smaller boards here that are extensively just used for discussion. Sup Forums is one the bigger boards, and such is filled with both people who want to discuss shit and people who want to shitpost. The people who shitpost drive away those who want to discuss and here we are. Can you think of any place on the internet with a large userbase that has pure discussion while also maintaining free speech and the right to shitpost?

I like this idea tbhfam

>35
This, actually

Anyone have a good filter list for star wars shit?

>she
anyways shes dead to me

how new are you?

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>auto-delete any thread that's under the Twitter character limit
>7d ban for obvious shitposting such as using 'cuck' as an argument
>movies and franchises limited to one thread (no more half the board being fucking Star Wars)
>perma-ban from Sup Forums all Sup Forumsposters
It would be a good start

That is why you split it in two, for discussion of television and movies. Maybe even create a third containment board for capeshit.

Reduce the user count by requiring a pass to post. When every ban evasion costs money, the number of infants marking the site with shit posts will drop dramatically.

Well if you don't want to participate you don't have to. Not everyone on /lit/ is forced to read War and Peace.

/fantasy/ to quarantine all this shit

But that's not "fixing Sup Forums", is it? Of course I agree with you and that's how they should be fixed, but they will never do this since the Mods don't like low postcount boards.

>muh Sup Forums

you have to go back

Why do you want to? Fuck this board.

>whole threads derailed because of one guy who brings niggers into equation even though it has nothing to do with anything
>this is good for some reason

there's been like 5 "film clubs" on Sup Forums they've all failed because no one participated

That makes sense but realize that most shitposting is simply people posting bait or arguing with others. Filter out every form of "xposting" and you still see threads filled with people gaining multiple (yous) from simply posting a misinformed and purposely wrong response. Of course this is the nature of Sup Forums but that means that quality discussion rarely occures

People overuse cringe too much but this is a legitimate example of cringe.

nigger

Never give up :-)

so you're saying niggers are the problem?

>When your whole life can be summarized in pop culture references

ban everyone that posts on r3dd1t

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More Sup Forums

>color

so it is niggers then

only allow phoneposting

less pol

this or

turn on the robot

>You can only have meaningful discussion on boards or forums with low user count
Which is why we need to permaban capeshitters and star wars kiddies

Holy shit kill yourself. I'm all for improving the board but this is a cancerous idea

too much stress on the servers or something

>more off topic discussion
No. That's the exact problem we're trying to fix

We should put in a system to reward helpful comments and punish unhelpful ones. Also we need accounts so that we are tempted to stay on focus and not shitpost.

upvoted

>this is a cancerous idea
In what way?

Thanks for the gold, kind sir. ;^D

Every poster knows things are bad, it's a site slowdown, everybody is banned or afraid of being banned, a shitpost buys a (You)'s worth, Gook is going bust, mods keep the banhammer under their hotpockets, shitposters are running wild in the threads, there is no browser who seems to know what to do, there is no end to it, you know, the boards are unfit to visit, the posts are unfit to read, we sit watching the boards whilst some local poster tells us today we had 15 Bane threads and 63 cunny threads if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad, worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like every board is going crazy so we don't crossboards any more, we sit in our generals and slowly the website we're living in is getting smaller and all we say is "please at least leave us alone in our generals, let me have my tripfags and my memes and my pastas and I won't say anything, just leave us alone" WELL I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE YOU ALONE. I WANT YOU TO GET MAD!

I don't want you to protest, I don't you to riot, I don't want you to write to /qa/, I wouldn't know what to tell you to write, I don't know what to do about the slowdown, the size limit, the Sup Forumstards and shitposters in the threads. All I know is that first, you've got to get mad. You've gotta say, "I'm a Sup Forums poster, goddammit! My life has value!". So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell, "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this any more!!"

Sup Forums was seriously founded by people from SomethingAwful who paid $10 for the privilege of posting on the forum and then immediately got banned for posting anime

Also while researching this post holy fuck

>$10 to post
>$10 to search the forum, attach pics to your posts, send private messages or report posts to the moderators
>$5 for an avatar
>$5 for ad-free browsing
>$10 to change another user's avatar and then they have to pay another $5 to change it back if you give them a picture of an elephant dick or something

I'm not exaggerating any of this shit, you can look it up yourself

And they have 200,000 accounts. All of them paid money.

Great idea, fellow poster!

EDIT: WOW! Thanks for the gold.

>boys
Um, did you just assume our gender?

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Make Sup Forums -> /tvg/ with a general for gossip shit.

Then make /flm/ or /flk/ a board only for movies.

I like this one but don't structure it. Let it happen organically. Roll for choices then invite /ck/ over for box macaroni and movie time.

have a sticked porn general where we can post and discuss porn, but ban porn elsewhere on the board

Permaban any IP that posts on Reddit, Sup Forums, Sup Forums

Nazier mods should be enough desu

Add a permanent BRAAAP sticky

How do you edit your posts here?

Yeah and unlike on Sup Forums you can actually discuss shit there, without the constant shitposting and marketers.

>not permabanning all Sup Forums, Sup Forums/, and /lgbt/ users
>also not perma banning anyone who uses tumblr and plebbit
>"b-but muh Sup Forums" when Sup Forums (Sup Forums as a whole) has always been this way

Kill yourself.

Sup Forums should always be a site for free, anonymous and unfiltered discussion. The comment I put forth was that on forums and imageboards with large postcount quality drops in parallel to a rising userbase number. I'm definatley not saying Sup Forums should be paid or essentially be a forum or reddit with accounts and shit but there definatley should be more boards with smaller userbases.

There's no need for accounts, just had thread-based ID's.

If it's so great why aren't you posting there right now faggot

And take a look at the best moderation money can buy

I'm open to a free and effective way to make a ban mean something. So far, I have only come up with hitting shit posters in the wallet. Got any ideas of your own, or do you only bring Sup Forums tier image macros to the table?