There's only one way to redeem the shittynes of TFA

There's only one way to redeem the shittynes of TFA...

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>MUH POWER LEVELS
are you 12?

WILL SHE EVER CLOSE HER MOUTH

Am I the only one who predicted a Rey Heel turn?

more like
>muh shitty writing
>muh "good story for another time"

yes, you are the only person out of 7 billion that considered the possibility of Rey being another Anakin.

Please collect your reward at the booth

>Kylo Ren comes to the light side as Rey joins the dark side

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How the fuck does Rey becoming a Sith redeem anything? none of you can answer this fucking question with anything other than "oh well no one would see it coming"

No shit because it makes no sense from what we've seen so far and would only make these more retarded than you already perceive the series to be.

>would only make these more retarded than you already perceive the series to be.
thats the thing, there is actually no way they can write themselves out of this. they have no choice but to go down a retarded path. jj and kasdan fucked this for every director who has to come next

Much better than heroes save the day vs cartoon villain and you get a teaser from the next movie at the end..

No it isn't, you edgelord fuck.

>swn use the force to choke you and crush your testicles
;_;

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When are they introducing Starkiller ?

theyre setting up 2 trilogies in tfa

holy shit

He's already dead.

>Rey is actually Revan with yet another new fake personality and undergoes Total Recall

There are literally countless possibilities for them to write something interesting and original.

and yet they will choose not one of them.

Guys

Guys

What if Rey was a Sith Lord all along

And she has amnesia, but that's why she's so good at lightsaber combat and Force powers

Luke gave her this false story about spending her life as a desert scavenger after he defeated her to try to give her a second chance at life

see Reyvan confirmed.

But why is she an elf with big tits now? That seems like some JJ-tier hackery right there.

... make another shitty spin off

Who will play Evil Rey in the trilogy set 30 years later?

even if they do Sup Forums will hate it

I liked this guy on Being Human so seeing him doing a shitty commercial for Lootcrate was disappointing

you mean geek crate ?

I don't give a shit. One of the "give us money for random chintzy garbage" services.

>30 years later
more like 10-15 years

that's just her shadow user.

there is no way to redeem the force unleashed.
shit movie made by hacks

Rian will redeem it

Even if they make up a KOTOR-like story about her being a previous Jedi/Sith "awaking" her previous Force powers, the movie would still be retarded as within it she's still just a shallow Mary Sue.

Meryl Streep

how could she be rey when she played palpatine

I hope Kylo kills the dumb bitch

user REY IS EVIL

Why would not go over to the dark side? I find anger and hatred easier to follow compared to others. Plus having sick ass black robes is nice.

I don't get that image, is that supposed to be a parody of this?

It's actually a fresh new meme to replace Elsa Jean in this photo with various people or things

Sith are shown to get power faster through easier means in Canon as opposed to the jedi way of meditation and inner peace using patience. Would explain why she's so powerful with no training

and they can heliblade

It COULD save the series. But just like the other day when we were talking about a KOTOR movie, we must remember that (((Disney))) controls its fate. Not us and definitely not a competent Director or writers and so on. It's about a bottom line and making money that's it.

the helibladers got BTFO by actual Sith, though

devil's advocate here but...
Rey being confronted with some horrible truth about her past that changes her outlook and turns her to the darkside, would show her as a flawed character which is what her character desperately needs.

This and Kino Ren going good.

>Snoke shows up and beats the living shit out of her
>has to choose between embracing her anger and living, or death
>chooses life
>the fall begins

>Kylo becomes good and a Jedi
>Finn becomes his apprentice
>Chewbacca becomes the reluctant third wheel

>Rey becomes Luke's apprentice
>Rey turns to the dark side
>Kills Luke
>Kylo, Finn, and Chewbacca are her next targets / try to end her

>Rey kills Chewbacca
>Kylo and Finn battle Rey
>Rey kills Kylo, saving Finn's life

>Finn trains to defeat Rey

>Rey wins

>The Empire takes over the galaxy led by Rey.

>fin

You can fix TFA by not posting these shitty threads and looking at the numbers in top right corner of this post and saying "sheked"

not with snoke, but
>have the first order and the knights of ren attack the resistance with full force.
>Have Rey and Luke there,
>they get split.
>Rey tries to defend her friends.
>can't
>people getting killing all around
>feeling powerless
>see Kylo, get mad cause Han
>he's stronger, can't beat him
>get madder
>uses dark side
>start defeating the Knights
>eventually get's really close to killing Kylo
>Luke stops her
She them realizes the only way to win is to use dark side as well.
The fall begins.

Fool this is how you get.

This

Tis trips then

Literally everybody did

but where does Anakin's force ghost issuing warnings about the seduction of the Dark SIde fit into all this?

Would you rather see Rey or Padme get blacked?

>a man probably in his late thirties spend time doing that shit

hmm.. no, no ghosts.

There is no Anakin force ghost because she's Anakin reborn

wasnt that ben's?

but Hayden was on set filming

fugg

but Anakin would have the "I've been there trust me you don't want to do it, it's not worth it" angle

This is a Disney franchise, retard

oh
thought you meant the voices she heard in tfa

Please tell me this isn't true.

she definitely heard Kenobi in TFA

lmao her tits aren't that big

it's been over 10 years, maybe he's better now

That's the magic of boob armor

It doesn't need actual boob under it

and yoda, and Vader breathing, and Luke screaming.

god that looks terrible, please stop.

4U
From /fit/ with absolute disgust

>the dark side gave her tits

>the Dark Side of the Force is the path to many abilities that some might consider to be... unnatural...

pottery

>In Rey's glorious empire, men are nothing but cockslaves

Or maybe Abrams is just an incompetant SJW hack who wouldn't settle for anything less than a stronk female character with no flaws.

Why would Rey cast Darth Vader's shadow?

That's not even the direction the light is coming from

that's not Vader shadow...is just her shadow

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Rey was Darth Vader all along? That doesn't even make sense

This isn't lucas user, Jew Jew could never incorporate pottery such as that

>we'll save these movies...
>by having a predictable twist

...

Turning Rey to the dark side is best for 2 reasons:
1. After defeating Kylo in the first movie the stakes of their rematch is fucked up. When they inevitably have their second duel, it won't be exciting because she either beats him, which happened already, or he beats her, which makes Luke look like a fucking idiot especially if he trained Rey. The only option to bring stakes back is for the audience to be rooting for Kylo.
2. Memes aside, Rey is a boring character because she has few to no flaws. Having her give into the dark side would be a way to explore the side of her that is more flawed and unable to keep hand of her emotions.

Also, Kylo will have a redemptive arc. Having it happen in 8 makes more sense than in 9 narratively and it would also avoid being a complete rehash of Vader.

>Rey is a Sheev clone and turns evil and since she's effortlessly Godlike with the Force no one can defeat her

>that is more flawed and unable to keep hand of her emotions.
but have we seen any evidence of emotions at all?

>Finn dies from Kylo's buttfucking
>Rey goes Darkside apeshit and kills Kylo even though Luke pleads with her not to
>Snoke reaches out to her to help her handle her Darkside unlimited power

I could see it, however in reality we'll have:
>Finn wakes up all better now
>Rey and Kylo have another duel
>Kylo: "My powers have doubled since our last encounter, Rey."
>he still gets shitrekt anyway since he already lost the first time
>Rey finds Snoke and overpowers him with the Force
>Rey becomes one with the Force, a literal God in the galaxy

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Do you mean Rey turning to the Dark Side or Rey covering herself in flaps of fabric and tacticool junk?

>TFW too smart for the Light Side of the Force.

yes

Exactly. They fucked up so bad in 7 that they need to totally revamp it. Make 8 Rey focused. Let's see a side to her 7 didn't show. Let's actually get a character with some depth. I think turning her to the dark is the best way of doing this.

>Rey defeats Kylo and grabs the mask he dropped
>Rey stares at mask for a moment
>Snoke: Rey are you ok?
>Rey dawns mask
youtube.com/watch?v=eBnCcC_rEdk starts fainting getting louder as time goes on.
>Rey: Rey was a lost girl, from this point my name is Reyvan

All that's left is shoehorning a time-traveling plot device so she can go back to the Mandalorian Wars and we're all set.

>nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask

I want to rub my dick across those teeth

Reylo can redeem it

>dawns mask
This is the education level of the average Sup Forums star wars poster

Why are Sith Lords so hot

It's not fair

They don't call it "seduced by the dark side" for nothing