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Tomboys edition

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YOU MIRIN BRA?
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( ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴(三ヽ人឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴ /឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴|
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I used to be in the Hcav (Blues and Royals)

BBBBBBBRRAAAAAPPPPFFFFFTTTTTTTT

think she's a strasserist

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can we get a womanhate thread going?

wish i were a 94+ year old guy who liked to watch sunday night newss and who really really enjoyed it

Seriously? Mate that's awesome. Bet you've got some stories.

mind telling us about it, lad? i'm interested

Forgot to buy toilet paper again
Guess I'll just use my hand

I really hate women that won't sex me.
Who do they think they are?

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP

best way to get cum stains off the monitor?

be yourself

>the papa people

talk about a powerful image...

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Got any questions

It's not that special, you can join just like any other regiment, however your specialist training consists of a couples months of horse riding

(and then armoured vehicles but that's a different story)

There is definitely something to riding horseback down the mall and into Buckingham Palace court in the morning though

kek
youtube.com/watch?v=qUCzC3tvo8Y

/brit/ is a feminist general

Lemme go on
Like I blister in the sun
Lemme go on
Big hands I know you're the one

Loo roll is one of the things I stockpile. Always have at least 9 rolls spare. Will have 20 rolls after tomorrow's Tesco delivery.

What were your daily duties like?
What was the background of most of the lads? Posh, working class, mix?
Ever get to meet anyone important?

probably got better questions just can't think of any rn

Don't know how people can be unhappy when something as amazing as music exists

I don't know what to ask. Did you go abroad or was it purely guard stuff?

feminism was a good thing and did a good job of extending rights to women but there's no reason for it to exist anymore

women have equal rights to men now

liam you'd still be a virgin even without feminism

equal rights for equal work

women do not give to society as much as men, why should they have an equal say in how it's governed?

Tomboys are pure and sweet.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_massacres_of_Indigenous_Australians

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Lana tbqh.

howling

Post Lana faggots.

Mo Farrah can hardly speak English

Wow Is this the average cute face of britgirls?

Someone call me a nigger

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>women are deranged narcissists

Preparing and bulling uniform for about 5 hours each day

Occasionally standing guard at Horse Guards Parade

There are so many parades you attend and have to rehearse for.

The enlisted (soldiers) were mixed, mostly lower/middle class, the officers in Hcav are literally the poshest, toffiest of toff you will ever meet in your life

I've attended a few garden parties hosted by the queen where you would wear something like pic related (with spurs on your boots which I like), I've stood guard in Parliament and Buckingham Palace while Obama and other world leaders visited

The ceremonial part is one half, you do it for about 2 years then get rotated to an armoured recon role, where I was in Afghan in 2012 for.

yes


It's LOT of hours, but honestly you can just apply to join yourselves m8's, it's not got any particular requirements

Most people don't like the idea of ceremonial work

You nigger faggot

Music properly pulled me out of depression once. Felt like it almost physically yanked me out of my funk. Was down and out, flat was rank as fuck, had no food or money, was just giving up. Got a cup of coffee, put a random tape on my cassette player. As I sipped my coffee, the sun blared through my curtains lighting up the whole room, and this noise came into my ears:

youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc

It was like being touched by something spiritual. Might sound insignificant, but it happened 15+ years ago and I still remember it like it was yesterday, the memory is as fresh as any I have. Might have changed my life profoundly, who knows? Things eventually got a lot better.

Just got called a nigger faggot in /brit/

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meant for

britain is not european

Why is his name an anagram for tomato?

how to fix america
>impeach le drank too mauch sunny delight man
>install hilary as an absolute monarch
>hire macklemore to write a new. more inclusive national anthem
>WOMEN SHOULD GET FOOTBALLERS WAGES LIKE IF YOU AGREE
>everyone who has a slightly extreme opinion gets put in the camps
>cut the entire landmass of the south from the rest of the country and push it out into the atlantic ocean

>tfw no Lana gf

>Americans don't even know what an anagram is

I want to cum on her blue hair.

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>tfw no brit gf

It's when the letters make a word.

>anagram

hillaryposting was the only good thing about the election

still love kreay after all this time desu

getting flashbacks to when i was thrown out of the local liberal club for saying i would've voted for trump

Lame song but other than that good stuff user

what's pay like?

Standard shitty army pay

about 17k your first few years then 22, then 27 etc

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Spent the night at the oneitis' place yesterday
We didn't bang and I don't think she's properly over the Chad who dumped her a couple months ago
Fun stuff

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time for bed
night x

Does the chancellor actually have to know anything about economics?

not pisstaking, does he just get advice from other people if he's a politically appointed weirdo?

The resurgence of the right in the West has finally become public knowledge.

GOOD MORNING, RUNTS
RISE AND SHINE

I'm in hell and I can't get out

cute white pussy

cat's meow stream's gone a bit weird

Ozark is fucking peng

It'll get better mate, just stick it out. Hard times make strong men.

Japs aren't allowed to have white pussy

would

what's more noteworthy is that the authorities have now legitimised their ideology by giving them a persecution complex. No better way to confirm your conspiratorial view of society than by the state and the media trying to crush you out of existence. This is how Christianity became a force to be reckoned with after all, and the Black Civil Rights movement.

gay black lad on stream


very odd

Just watched the phoniest film

It was about this English guy, Alec something, that was in the war and loses his memory in the hospital and all. He comes out of the hospital carrying a cane and limping all over the place, all over London, not knowing who the hell he is. He’s really a duke, but he doesn’t know it. Then he meets this nice, homey, sincere girl getting on a bus. Her goddam hat blows off and he catches it, and then they go upstairs and sit down and start talking about Charles Dickens. He’s both their favorite author and all. He’s carrying this copy of Oliver Twist and so’s she. I could’ve puked. Anyway, they fell in love right away, on account of they’re both so nuts about Charles Dickens and all, and he helps her run her publishing business. She’s a publisher, the girl. Only, she’s not doing so hot, because her brother’s a drunkard and he spends all their dough. He’s a very bitter guy, the brother, because he was a doctor in the war and now he can’t operate any more because his nerves are shot, he boozes all the time, but he’s pretty witty and all. Anyway, old Alec writes a book, and this girl publishes it, and they both make a hatful of dough on it. They’re all set to get married when this other girl, old Marcia, shows up. Marcia was Alec’s fiancée before he lost his memory, and she recognizes him when he’s in this store autographing books. She tells old Alec he’s really a duke and all, but he doesn’t believe her and doesn’t want to go with her to visit his mother and all. His mother’s blind as a bat. But the other girl, the homey one, makes him go. She’s very noble and all. So he goes. But he still doesn’t get his memory back, even when his great Dane jumps all over him and his mother sticks her fingers all over his face and brings him this teddy bear he used to slobber around
with when he was a kid. But then,one day, some kids are playing cricket on the lawn and Then right away he gets his goddamn memory back, don't see it if you don't want to puke

Not one word

Glen Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990

No I didn't shut up

ears ringing

enjoyed reading this

I love British threads

Feels like just a big dreamlike stream of consciousness

I’d tell you the rest of the story, but I might puke if I did. It isn’t that I’d spoil it for you or anything. There isn’t anything to spoil for Chrissake. Anyway, it ends up with Alec and the homey babe getting married, and the brother that’s a drunkard gets his nerves back and operates on Alec’s mother so she can see again, and then the drunken brother and old Marcia go for each other. It ends up with everybody at this long dinner table laughing their asses off because the great Dane comes in with a bunch of puppies. Everybody thought it was a male, I suppose, or some goddam thing.

The part that got me was, there was a lady sitting next to me that cried all through the goddam picture. The phonier it got, the more she cried. You’d have thought she did it because she was kindhearted as hell, but I was sitting right next to her, and she wasn’t. She had this little kid with her that was bored as hell and had to go to the bathroom, but she wouldn’t take him. She kept telling him to sit still and behave himself. She was about as kindhearted as a goddam wolf. You take somebody that cries their goddam eyes out over phony stuff in the movies, and nine times out of ten they’re mean bastards at heart. I’m not kidding.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NEED more episodes of the thick of it

Austrialian women are best

youtube.com/watch?v=DqOz_LhzXoo

Pipes and drums lads
youtube.com/watch?v=PSH0eRKq1lE

Makes me wish I was Scottish.

REQUIRE additional footage of Peter Capaldi bollocking people.

It's like 60 minutes on acid

He's a wide guy

>was going to stay up all night to reset my sleep schedule
>already tired as fuck

welp

DEMAND a transcript of the antics of DoSaC delivered directly to my office

For you.

kill all normies kill all normies must kill all normies

You're not meant to stay up all night you stupid cunt, that's just something you tell yourself so you can say 'oh well I tried'

Uh, INSPIRING?!