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cricket is gay

Hope the Windies don't bully us again desu

this

*steals ur batsman*

>WI have won 4 of the last 5 t20s vs Englel

Tipping Hales for a quickfire 8 off 3.

aloha to my friends

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>no second slip

>now for an interview with the man who decided the T20 world cup final
>doesn't cut to Ben Stokes

terrified of a full strength Brathwaite

Can't compete with Root's stealth wide balls

based fucking nannies

Genuinely thought Gayle had retired.

going clubbing tonight lads

could not care less

>Le memehit a double hundred man

Reckon I'd feel like a manlet in a Dutch club desu and I'm 6 foot 1.

>Standing commentary

Why is memehit so low budget?

I reckon Bumble has a 40 inch dildo that he gently leans back onto between overs.

>Piss Jordshit

Reckon the Windies lads hate him?

Tipping the Western Indies to break 280.

>65/0 off 5.2

Shan't be watching as there aren't any streams available and I don't particularly want to fund Sky

Literally watching a livestream right now.

I don't care what you're doing

Shan't be providing you with it then. Ungrateful brainlet.

If you were going to provide me with a link you'd have done it in the first place you dullard

*watches sky on two tvs*
That's you sorted as well mate, don't worry.

Mmm yes. Just watching the first wicket fall in 360p quality. Brainlets will never experience this.

>Standing ovation

Absolute cuckolds tbqh.

>appeal for out
>wide called

WELL HE FUCKING HIT IT UMP SO IT'S NOT THAT BLOODY WIDE YOU CUNT

>There are 'people' who rate Jason Roy

Getting a bit sick of the South African meme. We've clearly already run through all the good ones.

JOE

COME HERE JOE

LISTEN

STOP

CHUCKING IT DOWN LEG SIDE

ALRIGHT

JUST STOP GIVING THEM FREE RUNS MATE

OK

>CHADwick Walton

Why are spinners cucks and pace bowlers chads?

Quite like Liam Plunkett's action tbqh.

>The Worst Indies

Cricket girl's

What cricket girls?

If cricket girls give their protective gear a wipe, are they sanitary pads?

>Getting out to Anal Rashid

Thriving poomunity.

If only this guy's dad was Arleigh Brathwaite and not the typical pump-and-dump Caribbean father, he might have been on the right path.

Is this, dare I say it, a worse collapse than losing 19 runs in 4 balls?

Imagine going from 106-1 to 142-7

>"people" from Yorkshire will use this as an excuse to campaign for Rashid's return to the test squad

Do not even remotely rate Chris Jordan.

Only ESS JAY DUBYAS that are desperate for a black man in the England setup want him in.

Honestly disappointing how shite our ethnics are at cricket. Momeme Ali unironically one of our better non-whites.

>Curry and Piss Boredom throwing away our comeback

The Windies should have been the perfect inspiration for Afro-Caribbean cricketers, they got all excited and celebrated the defeat of whites with the "blackwash" and rubbed it in our faces, then Windies time just passed and now the only blacks in England who care about crickets are first generation immigrants in their 70s.

thought chris jordan made a good start to his career but then eventually batsmen started picking his variations so now he's useless

Also his horrible bowling action and endless wides.

>endless wides

The Widest a Man can Get

Tipping Poot for a cautious 90.

Will Hales get his second T20I Hundred tonight lads?

Almost certainly not.

>failson woy

I wonder if 100s at T20I level will start to become more common in years to come.

Roy is dreadful.

yeah levi's record of a 45 ball century in t20is will certainly be broken before 2020 too

>Woy

>papists

Can we just play some fucking cricket and stop the disco

business idea: bring back kieswetter

want alex hales to clutch me tightly

Counter proposal: Bring back Steven Davies and cash in on the lucrative gay market.

>second best t20I batting average in the world

>West Indian cowards

(You)

I have made a fool of myself. Shall never make a prediction again.

>Bumler

>Rasheed

Is Evin "Ebin" Lewis élite?

>Anal Rashit

All pressure on the Willey.

>gayvid penis

>The city of David penis

where's stokes? miles better than dumbvid wally.

Hiding from big, strong Brathwaite.

Game over.

based fucking plunker saving the match

Hope you're all singing sweet caroline

Shan't be doing that.

Tipping England to not win it from here.

yeah me too

We lost

The ABSOLUTE STATE of our memehitting.

SWING YOU SHITS

>Plunkshit

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Can a lad post the dave warner leave webmaster where he gets outright bowled in a county match or something? Wanna show the old man

depressed

Based Craig

Korn are unironically better than NIN, though both are still shit.

:)

Erm no

lmao did WI actually win