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I wish that was me edition

g/a/y

Wrong image

I meant to post this as the op image

>tfw I'll never get to have kids
Genuinely bad feel

Now your self-insert comment makes more sense. Why do you want extreme pain?

It's not so much about giving birth to the kids as it is about having a family. And you usually have to be at least 40 to adopt in the US

Though maybe I'll get to adopt my sister's kids when she inevitably goes to jail

>tfw going to die a virgin cause no women will want to fuck me.

you can fuck me desu

I guess that makes sense. I always figured I'd just adopt if I wanted kids (unlikely).
what a slut (both you and aqua)

Fucking a preggo whore tomorrow lads

Sounds hot desu.

nice

I think I'd want kids desu. It's not for everyone though

Hot. Is she going to let you nut inside her ?

That's like two for the price of one

Even if she would I wouldn't stick my dick in a whore without protection

P E T I T E
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Thank fuck for that, I was concerned for a second...
Me holding the collar

>Dick Smith launches anti-immigration ad
Who would have thunk it?

Who is that?

Was the owner of a business that sold electronic goods. Every aussie knows Dick Smith.

I must admit Anne frank is quite the cutie, but I would rather not be her

me on the bottom

hmm.. Is he a political guy too or is he just famous?

What's for dinner tonight qts ?

just out of curiosity, how do you even recognize each other?

chicken and mashed potatoes and gravy

The stores were called Dick Smith.

o-oh

hungry jacks

Steamed pork bun
I'm not really sure

We don't because it's just one guy using proxies

Also where's her legs

Would fuck a futa desu

I'm back lads.
I can confirm that Gareth Morgan is saving our country.

Looks like a polish dog

It was a cold walk back from town desu

God I wish that was me

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

My gf

>politics

Better run then

>Farmers and Greens Union

Stupid meme law that makes you show ID when buying energy drinks

Wtf

>Also where's her legs

here are they!

>want a child at somepoint
>not really attracted to women all that much
>they aren't attracted to me either
>i only attract twinks
just?

>i only attract twinks
The dream

If I vote it'll probably be for him or winnie pete as a meme
I wish I could warm you up
Haha that's one of the stupidest things I've head day
You could always try steal someone else's kid

>i only attract twinks
Because you're just so cute

And you don't need to like a woman to put a baby in her

*I've heard all day

Fuckin hell I need to proofread my posts

>le please reply to me gays that you would let me fuck you please the post

i have read an article recently that scientists would learn pretty soon how to grow functioning vaginas on males from stem cells... ughm, i have read it because i generally read about transhumanism, no homo

wanna fuck bby?

And they do it

>how to grow functioning vaginas on males from stem cells
but... why?
If you remove the dick you ruin the fun.

yeah but having only a man raise a child isn't wholesome
and i like my mum more than my dad growing up so maybe you need a woman to have a functioning child

but futanari

I'm very serious man who's into serious relationships and business

He probably means wombs. I guess you would do in vitro fertilization and just do a cesarean delivery when the time came

>so maybe you need a woman to have a functioning child
That's the only thing that kinda discourages me from adopting. I don't want to fuck the kid's development up...

Just get a twink to raise it with you,
>futanari
That's just traps for people who can't accept they like men.
Pretty pathetic desu

>pretty pathetic desu
This coming from the "ironic" homo

> I don't want to fuck the kid's development up...
I'm pretty sure that's a myth
heh pathetic, you really couldn't tell that entire post was ironic?
You need to step up your irony game

>I'm pretty sure that's a myth
Still

I'm sure you would make a great father, I would impregnate you if I could.

fun fact being gay is inheritible
and when i say gay it really means more fertile
more energy to fuck and greater libido
the whole what you're attracted to part is all psychology

...

>I'm sure you would make a great father
I mean I wouldn't abuse the kid, but I would still be worried that there's something that I can't do for him that a mother could

>I'd impregnate you if I could
really super duper hot and lewd

...

My post was ironic as well, your irony is pathetic compared to mine

I would ironically suck your dick just to prove how ironic I'm being

>there's something that I can't do for him that a mother could
Nah that's bullshit, you would just have to be more careful and fill both the compassion and advice parts of both parents.
Not easy but doable.
>really super duper hot and lewd
It really is

Sigh
Once again you have fallen for my irony trap.
Go outside to play with the other kids.

I would announce in this thread how un-ironically gay I am and how much I want you inside me just to prove how ironic I really am.

Checkmate, you lose.

being nutted inside is the best possible feeling

We need to do something about these anglos

Hello balts

Hello sven

How are you doing, you're the extella-user right?

Wow, that's pretty ironic

I don't know if I can beat all that irony
I wish I knew this feel

Indeed I am.
How are you? Did you summon the servant that you want?

...

Yes. We need to exile them or something.

Hello.

>I don't know if I can beat all that irony
You can start by beating me

I am fine, thank you. How about you?
I unfortunately couldn't get my hands on the servant, it's very annoying and sad.
How far have you gotten with extella?
Hello famous one.

wow

I'll help you to know it

I am also fine just woken up and haven't eaten anything yet.
>I unfortunately couldn't get my hands on the servant, it's very annoying and sad.
I see I hope you get lucky next time...
>How far have you gotten with extella?
I've beaten the Nero arch and now on Tamamo arc...

>wow
... I didn't mean it like that.
But now I realize I did want to mean it like that.

>I didn't mean it like that.
oh lol

idk, I've known people who like to be beaten

>I am also fine just woken up and haven't eaten anything yet.
I see, what will you have for breakfast/lunch then?
>I see I hope you get lucky next time...
So do I!
>I've beaten the Nero arch and now on Tamamo arc...
Good!

Please don't call me that.

Would you prefer homo instead?

up or off?

Still don't know might eat salmon(because that's the only thing that I have lol), have you eaten anything yet?

Both, preferably at the same time.

Are any of you actually irl gay or just internet gay

No, that would be a lie about me.

Okay famous one.
I had müsli and tea, not sure what I will have for lunch but maybe reindeer stew would be nice.

I actually am

>internet gay
the word is "ironic"
Hmm, yea sure buddy.
There is plenty of proof.

I have no idea

>I had müsli and tea
Nice I approve of this.
Never had reindeeer what does it taste like?

We could find out... together

So uh
What does it actually feel like to dip your peepee in fecal matter
I find it pretty gross

It's usually not a problem if their diet isn't literally dogshit. You can douche if you want to make absolutely sure and I usually do

Just think of all the bacteria that gets caught around and in the vagina

>not enjoying the sensation of natures lubricant

I'm not famous. There's just 1 guy who keeps making threads about me for some reason.

Those were jokes.

>Never had reindeeer what does it taste like?
Really?
Oh boy you're in for a treat then. Reindeer tastes really tender and mild, compared to meats like cow or sheep. Also it has less fat overall the muscle tissues so it's easy to digest.
If you ever happen to stumble upon the chance to have it, try it!
Are you sure famous one?
You're really famous you know, it's kinda weird how you gained the fame so quickly.