How do I get a Turkish gf?

How do I get a Turkish gf?

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1) don't be wh*Te
2) done

1. leave food scraps on floor
2. wait for them to crawl in

Turkish American here
wh*Tes are the curse of mankind, I hate dealing with them

just TURK their women bro
it's all they're good for

Sorry mehmet. I'm lightning your genepool and you won't stop me.

My wife has blue eyes and blonde hair
muahahahah
claimed

Step one: Fund the Arabs
Step two: Enjoy war spoils
But why go through all the trouble if they're gonna reject you for being wh*te anyway

Some of them are extremely cherrypicked
half of them have unclear face
OP must be a retard.

no
based turk woman is TURKing your genes
i pity dumb, wh*Te animals

not cherrypicked
dyed hair & colored contacts combo on all of them

as in the ancient Turkish tradition, you havve to lay claim to your turkfu.

i hereby lay claim to Sena. she looks like laura mayberry.

those blonde ones and first one are obviously cherrypicked
but then again most of their faces' are unclear, but i can see that some are cherrypicked

yea
our race looks nothing like those nazi racists

faces*

well believe it or not there are naturally blonde turks plenty in black sea region
so not every blonde you see is a cherrypick
the actual cherrypick is the redheads or colored-eyed ones those are actually rare

You don't.

but then again, dyes and contacts exist

mehmet i lay claim to all of them kyrgz style

sena is the only acceptable choice

prove me wrong

her face is unclear but whatever.

>well believe it or not there are naturally blonde turks plenty in black sea region
yes they're called Rum Dönmesi for a reason
i'm from Black Sea.

1. install tinder plus
2. swipe in izmir

>le bana benzemeyenler dönmeh
t. giresunlu

Why do Turks act like they're European and then say shit like that

I didn't invent the Rum Dönmesi meme. People did, for good reasons (because they literally are)
we don't act like European. We just say we have nothing to do with Arabs (and it's true)
however, there are some house niggers among us who spastically try to be european.
>le i was born 250 mts away from thales face

only the people of Of,Trabzon and its surroundings are confirmed rum dönmesi, not all northerners who happened to have lighter hair
why would we try to be european?

add Rize too

>trying to join the European Union
>never shutting the fuck up about the Ottoman Empire being Western
>muh successor to Rome

>trying to join the European Union

we are not in 2000s anymore lmao
>never shutting the fuck up about the Ottoman Empire being Western
are you genuinely retarded?
>muh successor to Rome
are you genuinely retarded? Rome is seen as an enemy empire here, some Ottoman sultans claiming Roman throne does not bother us.

>ottoman empire being western
ottoman empire was EASTERN but it was largely involved with european politics
>muh succesor to rome
giant meme, i've never met a single turk who claimed that
quite the other way around we take pride in knowing we were the only ones strong enough to finish them off
>eu
not even trying anymore

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Why do you like arabs then?

I like your mother

>1) don't be wh*Te

OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! TURKEY WAIT ME!

Be anything but turkish

Move the fridge

Finlandbro got the thing

>tfw no hardline milli gorus gf

wannabe wh*Te subhuman
wh*Te subhumans

Can i get one as an Asian?

yes

Well, except insulting white people, what is your advice to get a Turkesh gf?

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Shut up nigger :D
For sure im not European but still so much over you.

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fuck off wh*Te subhuman, you're not "people".

B-but, any advices? I want Turkish qt

Just go there, make yourself look good and speak french loudly to show your not local.
Those girls will probably jump into your arms

fuck off wh*Te dog
I want your mother

I mean, i visited there year ago and all i needed to do to get laid was take sun on a beach and some girl group camed next to me and started chatting :D

Be confident brother

>I mean, i visited there year ago and all i needed to do to get laid was take sun on a beach and some girl group camed next to me and started chatting :D

BLACKS ASIANS NATIVE AMERICANS are welcome
wh*Tes are not

At least he gives actual advices when you're just refute all hie arguments.

his*

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Just learn a bit of Turkish then and try to impress her that way you fucking lazy fuck.

Could work for you too if you wasnt so local or loser.

Those girls clearly saw i wasnt from there with my snow white skin and sky blue eyes clearly gained their attention.
Obiviously we had first just casual flirting but after few drinks i offered from my bottle it ended at my hotel room.
And she did much more than finnic girls
I would rank turkish girls at top 2, only time iv got better sex was Italian girl from Firenze.

Also if you are like "Where am I gonna learn a few T*rkish phrases?" try pimsleur.

i also fuck girls in my head

Tamam la sakin ol, bak bizimki Fin karıyı almış Türkçe bile öğretmiş :DDDDDDDD

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Geri zekalı mısın?
>Sakin ol
>Dat link
???
buraya inci'den mi geliyorsunuz avradını siktiklerim. kendinizi b*Yaz da sanıyorsunuzdur

1. To to kebab shop
2. Offer money
3. ????
4. Turkish gf

Ulan bu kadar yancağını bilseydim daha cömert davranırdım zuhhahahaha

>YANIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
waxxxxxxx inci PİÇi waxxxxxxxx

>y-y-yanan benim sen değilsin haha
Gene kendini belli ettin t*rko piçi

you got any idea how pathetic you sound like?
I belive problem why you are such salty virgin is your attitude.
Even on this day hundreds of tourists visting turkey will find a nice girl to spend evening with.

>YANIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
yanma b*Yaz PİÇi
yanma imçi PİÇi

A brit teen got shanked for kissin one.
Its the most liberal muslim country an guys on redpill will say aggressive cockblockin is common even on streets

Be turkish duh
Otherwise youll have to look for the wild one in germany

leave crumbs on the floor

>YANIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
what the even fuck does it mean? i've seen this a lot

Lol dont get his hopes up....hes better off in mexico

It's a meme desu, it's what you say when you want to imply the person you are responding to is butthurt.But kids nowadays use it everytime someone responds to them so it kinda lost it's memeness desu.

i see

Lol turkey is a female sex tourist destination.
Lotta westerners struggle there with women. Youd have to goto a liberal college in Istanbul's downtown.
Forost part turks are xenophobic.
Ex...roosh was in turkey an wound losing the girls interest when they find hes american an not native.

Plus when is a fin ever smooth.
Had swedish dutch an german tourists an the guys seem autistic.

Are you drunk user?

Finns can tan???
Hit up germany or austria more liberal there is standard pua advice...dont u have turks im your city? Those ones are the liberal one.
But if u gonna fly goto south america there they really love europeans

Duh who ismt plus smart phone is tiny

Why the fuck do you capitalize the T?

You dont need to be smooth with words if you can catch her inside you world. Finns are masters of unspoken language.

what do you think :D

It's a new meme.

>if you can catch her inside you world
So you just raped her?What the fuck does that mean lmao

>its just a meme bro!
lol fuck off butthurt whiteboi

I always see white hate from aussies
Do the abbos have internet access

> New meme
> Randomly capitalizes one letter
Good meme you got there; sure it will catch on.

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Ill leave you with that information, see if nigger like you can ever figure it out.

met and had a bit of a night with 5th from last row years ago, met her from another chat site, she was using the same picture. wtf.

also [2,2] looks too like a girl i knew from high school, weird.

Mad wh*Tey detected.

So all of that was bullshit is what you are saying.Who would have thought lmao

Abos are brotier just like native americans.
Tfw: when sharing a conversation with another.
My dream is to travel usa and meet some real Natives americans, offer them whisky and talk about things.

>Amerimutt """""banter""""""
should i start to lynch Amerimutts itt?

What? No, i just got bored talking alone and giving you information you surely didint deserve or couldnt use as good. Damn you are idiot :D did nigger rape your mom or something?

I understand user lol

Then get to my level

Take them by force. They will cream themselves and you while you are taking them.
If they try to convert you to islam or refuse to take your religion, slap them a few times.
They are the easiest women to maintain.

MeNa has the best qts

why are there balkanrapebabies here

You're an Anatolian rapebaby

okay wh*Te subhuman
are you a balkanrapebaby diaspora in UK?

Roosh looks Armenian, of course he couldn't score in Turkey