/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition

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finally a good thread

finally a good thread

Give it to me straight guys, will Luke win?

finally a good thread

does a bear shit in the woods?

No

ACL injuries are something you never recover from 100%. His career is over

You are retarded. ACL injuries are the most common type of knee injuries among athlete and they recover fine

Real thread

that one doesnt have bisping as the op though

>not watching GGG/Canelo

Losers

By time that fight starts this fight night will probably be over and its not like im going to watch shitty undercard boxing fights

It's pretty retarded of the UFC to book a fight Night on this day

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Taking last set of picks

No, the ggg fight will be on during lombards and perrys fights. No overlap with the mainevent.

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>tfw /box/ beat us two times in a row

Baddest man on the planet

fuck off shill

I'll be torrenting it.

Luke Rockhold
Mike Perry
Anthony Smith
Jason Gonzalez
Kamaru Usman

>pillowhugging

Enjoy your jailtime. Hope you made the right picks so you have money for bail/lawyer

d-do you think HBO is runnning an IP trace on me right now??

This. You don't get to see great heems like webm related in boxing now

kek

undoubtedly, you're fucked

I torrented a week ago after years and I was so paranoid and nervous. Sweaty palms and everything since I wasn't using a VPN lol.

true enough

It's yaboy here whose boy is Kevin Lee
WUTSUP
I'm gonna try and stay up for this one.

>4 prelims
>6 mains

I actually like this card. Lets go through it and why each fight is good:
Tony Martin vs Olivier Aubin-Mercier. This is good because OAM. OAM has messy lloveable hair and he's got talent. Unironically think he could be one of the best on the division.
Anthony Hamilton vs Daniel Spitz. This is good because Hamilton is a bit of a meme. HW is always good, in a way.
Krzysztof Jotko vs Uriah Hall. We got Uriah right here, another meme. Jotko is favourite but I think everyone knows that a KO on Jotko from Uriah is always possible.
Jason Saggo vs Gilbert Burns. Okay I dont care much for this one.
Luke Rockhold vs David Branch. Rockhold is unironically a title contender and Branch has won a lot of hearts in the last few days with his interviews.
Mike Perry vs Alex Reyes. Perry is /ourguy/ enough said.
Hector Lombard vs Anthony Smith. Who doesn't want to see a tank like Lombard fight?
Gregor Gillespie vs Jason Gonzalez. Gillespie is heeming people in R1.
Kamaru Usman vs Sergio Moraes. Usman is basically a mini Ngannou.
Justin Ledet vs Zu Anyanwu. Not sure about this one. Leddit is quite entertaining though.

Solid card bro. 100% my man. For sure.
GADOOSH

Bisping bless.

looks like this will be relevant forever lmao

A legendary heem my man. This is what makes MMA great

what would cause more Rocksalt, Branch by split decision or Branch by KO/Sub

Branch KO/Sub for sure. Wouldn't a split decision mean he put up a good fight? A finisher definitely be a nail in Luke's coffin

Split Dec. nothing makes people angrier than a decision they disagree with. Ask Bulgaria

I like how he obviously KOs the guy but then decides to go for the skull fracture for good measure.

There are two kinds of SD's.

Nate/Conor or Nunes/Shevchenko

One is an entertaining fight and the other cures insomnia

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So /heem/ should women fighters and male fighters be allowed to fight in the same weight divisions?

LMAO

>Jason Saggo vs Gilbert Burns. Okay I dont care much for this one.
Casual

>Nate/Conor
that was a MD though

Yeah but that just proves my point. Even though the latter was a shit fight, people were still super butt hurt about the dec.

>Card doesnt start till 1am

What the fuck Dana

youtu.be/Il0ou8DiDIM

For sure I'm *cough* healthy *cough* to fight Branch. I'm in the *hacks* best shape of my *vomits* life

this kid is here all day, do his parents know what he does all day?

get a real timezone faget

Kek. He looked terrible at the weigh-in.

He;s a lanklet, hopefully he dies from weight cutting

At first I thought Nate won, then I rewatched the fight and its clear Conor won

Probably just a bad weight cut. He was much more relaxed with Ariel.

Anyone got any webms of Branch?

he looks so skinny. did he even have to cut?

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>0 subs

Terrible.

We are all in here

are you gay?

You hate on everyone but then always post about being sad and depressed I don't get it, you're not a nice person

Even /ourguy/ Brendan Schaub thought Luke had a terrible weight cut. Said he looks really skinny.

Here he is at 199. Much more bulky

>7 posters
>18 posts
>we're all in here

For sure my guy. 100%

anyone watching Cage Warriors tonight

That was quick

I was doing the Dana meme. It wasn;t a serious post
I havent got time to watch it but I clicked it anyway to give you a view.

Yikes. Its pretty bad when you compare

>Watching UFC over GGG/Canelo
>watching Cage Warriors over UFC

LMAO

Doing what?

I'm talking about Amanda/Valentina m8

I wanna do KK up the ass

You can see how drawn out he is in his neck

What are the implications of GGG winning?

What are the implications of Canelo winning?

Cage Warriors starts in an hour you cocksucker

yes i'll be watching, from 4:30 at least

>Back up dude, back up dude

>watching more than one fight event a day

>What are the implications of GGG winning?
good for boxing
What are the implications of Canelo winning?
the sport of boxing will breathe its final breath then be gone

Oh sorry I misunderstood

Why do you give a fuck about some chinless Brazilian?

>MMA

guess ya ain't a real fight fan

Fuck it, I'm done with /heem/. Clearly the fucking mods don't give a shit about the Bisping spammer and 404 the wrong the wrong thread. You idiots also keep going to his threads and only encourage his spamming.

wow look at all these controversial posts, you guys sure do know how to create comical effect on an anonymous imageboard :)

I'll have you know I wear only Reebok and have Metro PCS as my mobile provider

>"""MMA"""

ROFL

>thinking the BisGOAT spammer is the worst spammer /heem/ has seen

How new you are

GGG wins, Hes P4P #1 boxer but still wont be able to sell a PPV
Canelo wins, GGG was beating up cans and Canelo should have fought him earlier

This is the obese bispingspammer falseflagging.

yeah just one more for good measure, that's what he got for talking shit, can't blame Hendo

Wow this is a shitty video

>UFC

LMAO

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>when the heem police realize they are just mall cops

>MMA

lmfao

That's how thread wars became a thing a year and a half ago, somebody makes an early thread and spams reports on the others

"""""UFC""""" rofl

>MMA


ROFL

will this be over by the time canelo ggg starts?

how do you let your life get so out of control making threads becomes so important to you?

>when you stay up till 7 am to watch UFC in Europe and enter sleep deprivation

youtube.com/watch?v=RGSQDH2AI1Y

Is this effective in boxing?

>still spamming TMT memes
>still getting response

how embarrassing.

>"""""UFC""""""

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA