Watching movie with gf

>watching movie with gf
>pregnancy scene comes on
>she looks at you to gauge your reaction

tfw no gf

>fucking gf
>she wraps her legs around your back and pulls you in when you're gonna cum
>blow a snot rocket on her head so she'll stop
>cum on her belly

>not wanting to create at least 5 beautiful white children

DUDE KIDS WILL EDGE INTO MY BUDGET FOR ANIME AND VIDEO GAMES LMAO DUDE FUCK SOCIETY LMAO

>watching movie with gf
>realize I don't have a gf

>gf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>be watching the Kinographique de Filme "Private Teacher" (1985) with gf
>realize that shes not my gf but my wife's daughter.

Who was in the wrong here and where did he go wrong?

>not letting your gf know from the get go that if she isn't careful, you will impregnate her at least 3 times

>watching movie with girlfriend
>try to hug her
>sister punches me and tells me that I'm creepy

>Implying op is white

>watching movie with mom
>facial scene comes in
>bite my lip and look at mom
>she can't get it up

Gfs are overrated, they use 80% of the couch, they fart and the giggle, fall asleep, rub their ass against your cock while watching the movie... Impossible to focus on the fucking screen.

>watching movie with gf
>sex scene comes on
>she bites her lip
>gets out her phone
>angles her body away from me

>having sex with gf
>she's about to cum
>starts moaning my name
>I'm going to cu....
>wake up
>a second later
>feel myself jizzing all over the bed sheets
>lay in my mess
>start crying

I said the word nigger to my first gf's dad trying to be funny and he got very serious and said dont say that shit in my house unless you want a fucking backhand bud . i remembef it to this day and it scared me to death and mafe me hate myself

>it's an elsa jean is my gf dream again

lmao holy shit best cuck post in the thread

is this real user

sucks to be you, i say it all the time and no one says shit

lmao at some middle-aged fag trying to threaten me, that'd be the day

>watching the Lion King with my wife's son who I raised since birth
>the bit with Simba and his father's body comes on
>Look at him
>no emotion
>"what would you do if that was me Tyson?"
>"You aint ma daddy so I wouldn't care"

yes

If my gf ever gets her phone out while we're watching a movie (or doing anything, really), I just get up, get in the car, and leave without saying anything. I never tell her where I go, so therefore her paranoia and insecurity makes her discipline herself into not being always on her phone when I'm around.

@78300838
no one speaks to u in general bruv

do you still have sex regularly

if not it might be close to over

if you can break up with her first it will feel better

are you me

except i do that when she's bein a little cunt

we haven't had sex in 3 years we own a house together so i don't want to leave her.

she'll prob preempt you then

i would kill myself if i didn't get to fuck for 3 years honestly

>notice she's erect

what do?

Start sucking

Could I pay a prostitue to watch a movie and cuddle? or would she laugh at me

>in 3 years

you let yourself go physically or mentally or both

hit the gym

>Gfs are overrated, they use 80% of the couch
Quit dating 600 lb women!

This is Sup Forums in 2017

Why am I even here anymore

Yeah, I do that too. She has to learn that there are consequences for acting like an entitled selfish cunt. Mind you, I also treat her when she does something good or right. I literally treat her like a dog that can do housework, and she is crazy about me, talks about marriage babies, etc.

Go on.

be bait please

>girlfriend turned FWB randomly brings up the idea of having a kid in conversation
>immediately reject it
>she gives a face that indicated it seriously disappointed her but does her best to hide it
>texts me a novel months after I break it off
>turns out she was pregnant and aborted my baby a few months before
>tfw changed a lot and really regret dumping her
>tfw 9/10-10/10 redhead babe
>tfw will never date her again
>tfw wish I stayed with her and had a kid down the road

Fuck

Go rape her immediately or you might as well leave

this girl was pregnant with your kid and didn't tell you tell after she aborted it.

Justifying it with the metal gymnastic of 'oh well I asked a hypothetical question and he said no' is fucked dude.

Better off IMO

>tfw no gf

>80% of the couch
>mfw a couch has three seats

>go to dinner and movie with my gf
>she brings her friend from work along
>she sits opposite him
>she's laughing a lot I never seen her laugh this much
>stroking the wine glass
>Just sit there and don't know what to do
>she asks If I can go home and get her lipstick she forgot
>drive home
>go get it
>return to restaurant
>they're not there
>look in local bars
>they're not there
>go to cinema
>they're not there
>wait in restaurant car park
>fall asleep
>woken up by phonemail
>gf crying
>asking for me to pick her up at an address
>pick her up
>she gets in
>kisses me while crying
>go home

>not txting back: who is this?