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Australian edition, deal w/ it pale boys lmao

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Why can't you think of a good edition?

don't like the alt right but i'd like a gf of that disposition

Posting to spite the brits lmao

>Why can't you think of a good edition?

...Merp

doing A Tribe Called Quest

HATE your work laddo

6am time to sleep

The destruction of the normies shall be my dying masterpiece

7am flight tomorrow
need to be at the airport by 6
need to get in the cab by 5
need to be awake by 4:30

imagine going into education wanting to be a "cool" teacher
dire

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>HATE your work laddo

Just be yourself

had a teacher who used to just put joe rogan on for tech class

Gybzy > Baitoey

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>that weird teacher who dressed as sonic on costume day

In primary school our year 6 teacher used to play Rolf Harris songs whilst we were working. Bet he regrets that.

Converting to Sufism, lads. Reckon I'll be one of those spinning dervishes and smoke hashish to reach Allah (peace be upon him).

I'D MADE A DEAL WITH GOD

Allah is a bender

Make me more money wageslave muahahahaha

Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.

gf just sent me this

Is it a domestic flight? I'm sure you'd need to be there 2 hours before for an international one.

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what do you know?

Don't think that's a girl, la

Yeah just one of those 4,000km domestic flights

I identify as a jumbo jet

Porngirl called ashley alban

um
no?

off to perth or somethin?

>4,000km domestic flight

LOVE Ashley Alban

Just wanna bury my face in dat ass

ye

Need to mute the video tho to avoid that weird cuck dialogue in some of her videos

>Authorities have warned travellers to be prepared for “enduring” changes that could mark a new normal of arriving two hours before a domestic flight and three hours before an international one.

AH YES

thailad gives me The Fear

Think I shall craft a curry tonight lads. But canny be arsed to go buy potatoes fr' it

here you go:
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Yea some of her JOI vids are kinda weird

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO HEAR about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, an what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. In the first place, that stuff bores me, and in the second place, my parents would have about two hemorrhages apiece if I told anything pretty personal about them. They’re quite touchy about anything like that, especially my father. They’re nice and all-I’m not saying that-but they’re also touchy as hell. Besides, I’m not going to tell you my whole goddam autobiography or anything.

egg

pics

aig

THE KIND OF EYES THAT HYPNOTISE ME THROUGH

Bunnies have all eaten and now it is time for me to go to sleep.

Goodni', la's.

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That picture is Haram

morning lads.
fuck off nonce.

I’M THE MOST TERRIFIC LIAR you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.

Poo! Hahahahaha!
*Runs off*
*falls over*
*starts crying*

SOME OF THEM WANT TO GET USED BY YOU

yet another week of toil beckons

I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot. My favorite author is my brother D.B., and my next favorite is Ring Lardner. My brother gave me a book by Ring Lardner for my birthday, just before I went to /brit/. It had these very funny, crazy plays in it, and then it had this one story about a traffic cop that falls in love with this very cute girl that’s always speeding. Only, he’s married, the cop, so be can’t marry her or anything. Then this girl gets killed, because she’s always speeding. That story just about killed me.

thaislags

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favourite poet lads? W B Yeats for me

stop

What I like best is a book that’s at least funny once in a while. I read a lot of classical books, like The Return of the Native and all, and I like them, and I read a lot of war books and mysteries and all, but they don’t knock me out too much. What really knocks me out is a book that, when you’re all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn’t happen much, though. I wouldn’t mind calling this Isak Dinesen up. And Ring Lardner, except that D.B. told me he’s dead. You take that book Of Human Bondage, by Somerset Maugham, though. I read it last summer. It’s a pretty good book and all, but I wouldn’t want to call Somerset Maugham up. I don’t know, He just isn’t the kind of guy I’d want to call up, that’s all. I’d rather call old Thomas Hardy up. I like that Eustacia Vye.

Hate Will Not Win.

sue

Horrid gimmick

wrong

going on a holiday in cambodia lads

Favourite post lads?
for me

GOOD NIGHT YA MORONS

salinger is trash

It's 7am in the UK, who's the moran now?

Poetry's a bit too gay for me 2bh

YOU are trash

hello bra*nlet
bet you can't even speak in iambic pentameter

>trash

foy

is that footage from some serial killer?

>hello bra*nlet
>bet you can't even speak in iambic pentameter

I like his "Animal Kingdom" poem or whatever it's called

"A dire strait to see the lion coming from the den of error
It be that who muster courage and shush the beast away
Become the gallant Hercules of honored fable lore

All men must die, but it is man who chooses why"

Haikus are stupid.
They are too simple to be
Considered and art.

yes I filmed it

any urban planner in

Bitch I got nothing to prove

tedious nonce

Doesn't work as well in english

You are so dummy
A poo poo, pee pee, caca
Holy shit you're right

>and art

Your flag was an art project if I ever saw one, sweetie XX

I plan to go urban on your ass like a negroid on angel dust

and*

>NSW real estate: Sydney suburbs to become high-rise mini-cities under rezoning plans
fuck this country

Ching chong, ching chong chow
Zhao Deng Xiao Tong Ting ching chong
Chow Ching Zhao Peng Chow

delet this

Ooh look at meee~~~ I'm an aussie called bruce and I read poetryyy!~~~ lah dee da

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>Ooh look at meee~~~ I'm an aussie called bruce and I read poetryyy!~~~ lah dee da

nothing wrong with fedoras

wasn't it a woman's hat

lads

my grandmother died and I found a bottle of 160mg oxycodone and abuseable oxymorphone. this is the holy grail of opioids. havent been sold at pharmacies in a decade. I wonder what they're worth.

To hear the words of runt ooze from your mouth!

Any aussie girls up in here???????