HOW FAR I'LL GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

HOW FAR I'LL GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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why did they make this, literally the most uninteresting civilization in the world

>muh shine

DUDE OBESITY IS NORMAL

i guess it was a good movie? it was.. meh. if they had done more with the water powers or whatever it would have been pretty cool. everybody likes magical girls.

not as good as frozen

Like we ever get to see any nuances of these civilizations or societies. I couldn't tell you anything special about the setting of Frozen.

it's loosely based on the fairytale "the snow queen" by H.C. Andersen. There were a few things from scandinavian culture. And ofcourse the hot blonde princess for merchandise.
Wtf was the selling point of maona?

>society
It was ooga booga tier shit until whitey came and civilized their butts.

Disney movies are always sweet little lies about special individuals who transcend society. At this point they don't even bother setting up how drab and unsatisfying the hero's society is, they just kinda have them leave it

None of that was apparent in the movie.

It was just a generic, vaguely Scandinavian-looking kingdom.

Alessia Cara can fuckin SING, boys

You're right.

It was way better.

All of these animated movies look like dogshit compared to 20 years ago

Everyone saw Rouge one instead

holy shit it's alessia cara? I WOULD'VE GONE AND FUCKING SEEN IT IF SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME

>WE WUZ VOYAGERZ AN SHEEIITT

Literally walked out of the theater right there

Idk if she plays the girl in the movie but she sings that how far I'll go song

smooth brown pits

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Not enough R34 yet.

she sings a remixed version that plays at the end

I want fuck Polynesian girls now.

actually my favorite part, love the song changing between upbeat and dark

As someone who lives in Hawaii,

no.

Id rather learn more about the island than sail out to the ocean to who knows where, Plus after the fifth tropical island I would get sick of searching for more and try to figure out a way to make transport between the islands more practical.

Her voice actress is Auli'i Cravalho

>Plus after the fifth tropical island I would get sick of searching for more and try to figure out a way to make transport between the islands more practical.

No you wouldn't, you'd cut your foot on an oyster and die from infection.

It's like how Demi Lovato has a version of Let It Go but didn't sing it in the movie itself. It was sung by the voice actress

literally an oxymoron

As someone who lived there and fucked an athletic local girl with perfect tits, step up your game.

How the hell are they navigating those wooden rafts again?

no one saw Moana. I don't know what this quote is

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For Polynesians who have genetic predisposition, yes it's normal.

Moana is the story of a jungle chink who wants to go back to Asia and leave the shitty tropical islands her stupid ancestors move to for some reason
>leaving a continent for small rocks that barely have any game on them
Island humans truely are idiots.

>$450+ million

Yeah nobody watched it.

Took my young cousins to see this last week, it was fun

>After the fifth tropical Island I would get sick and tired of searching for more

It's not like they travel to a new Island, stay a day, then leave

Everything about your post turned me on.

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best song tbqhfamalams

It was better lead song than frozen's. fite me.

Deserved to do way better at the box office, honestly familigilianos. Not for muh numbers but because imo a lot of people would enjoy it.

Well small tropical islands like most of the Pacific are covered in shitty jungles, if you cut down the jungles you now have mudpits so constructing complex shit like on continents is almost impossible without higher tech THAT YOU CANT FUCKING ACCESS PERIOD DUE TO THE RESOURCE CONSTRAINTS ON THE FUCKING ISLAND.

The Bongs are the luckiest island humans on earth.

Someone explain to me why theres not hardly any porn OF Moana? Why arnt there any of those 2d model porn videos yet?!!?

You're American aren't you?

Alessia's version is probably infinitely better

Everyone knows tropical islands are the worst place on earth to have human civilizations due to how limited they are and they force you to fish or commit cannibalism. Moana should have included the part where she tells how delicious the other tribes on the island was. Most island people chose cannibalism because fishing is hard as shit with neolithic technology.

Listen to both then decide for yourself

That and eating the least healthy diets in the world

Because she's too good for that

Her eyebrows are gorgeous. Is that a weird thing to say? I just find thick eyebrows to be very cute and expressive.

Would it kill Disney to animate some pit stubble?

You were never in /frz/ threads then.

Why wont Moana tell us the part about all the underage rape that happened in island human societies?

You could rape to your heart's content by luring some stupid teenage girl into the jungle deep into the jungle then rape her and kill her afterwards. You can blame her murder on an enemy because most island humans are easily fooled idiots.

As a fellow pit lover, I say we should just count our blessings and be thankful for the top she's wearing.

American education everyone

This, he did a great job and it was fun.

Stop.

t triggered Umalalu

Go back to coconut fleshlights faggot.

Just great

Should've released it in the summer for maximum dollaroos

Not a single damn ukulele in the entire film.

Yeah pinning it between Civil War, Batman v Superman and Finding Dory would've been a great idea.

who even posts like this

A very upset burger

This movie was garbage

1. Boring characters. Both of them look disgusting. Moana look generic at best.

2. Entire boring plotline on the fucking boat

3. Rehashed backstories. Moana is an Ariel rip off

4. Jokes are flat or they trying to be meta

5. Songs were horrible, so forgettable, and not catchy at all. They were mostly spewing exposition in most cases.

6. The forced chicken and little tatooguy tried too hard as typical Disney mascots

7. Fucking ending, good to know the main hero is responsible for the death of everyone who ever dies and not only goes scott free but also gets rewarded

Seriously fuck this movie. A typical production made by black suits and created out of every Disney archetype. Seriously making a main character a woman or black will automatically have critics rate this as 95% on rotten tomatoes. Fucking brainless SJW's.

Mmmm, pasta

Not that guy, but I prefer the original. Other one is too poppy.

Shes got two large things Moana sadly didn't have.

And I'm not just talking about those large feet.

It's pretty shitty compared to how Zootopia and Frozen did.

Yeah, I like the movie one more

>3. Rehashed backstories. Moana is an Ariel rip off
Both wanted to go somewhere they weren't supposed to go because they were after something more than their home life had to offer. Father says no you can't go because it's not safe. They go on their quest anyways in hopes of getting what they were after while sing Disney songs, and are accompanied by their cute side kick pets. In the end they are rewarded, and get what they were after while making their fathers eat humble pie.

>Moana is an Ariel rip off
She just wanted to get some dick?

Also in the climax of the film they both battle a larger than life sea monsters.

Weren't sjws up in arms because it aappropriated Saamii culture?

>She just wanted to get some dick?
The reasons they go on their quests or what they were after is irrelevant.

Besides going on a quest for dick is a more noble cause than going on a quest for muh femonizam

That was before they found out that all current Sami are white

>Te Ka
>Sea monster

Are you even trying?

>Weren't sjws up in arms

Just like when they named the Black frog princess Maddy, but were forced to change the name to Tiana when black people started bitch that the name Maddy was racist some how? Does Disney have to be more careful when telling the stories of minorities do to being bullied, intimidated, and threatened by minorities, and SJWs?

> some say Maddy sounds a lot like Mammy.

Even when giving their own fucking princess movie they still find something to bitch about.

If there's one thing this movie did right, it got me re-interested in studying Pacific Islander history.

Is there any resources online to study Hawaiin and Polynesian lore and mythology?

>tfw have to wait till March to watch it

>>Sea monster
Ok, how about Big ASS giant female sea thing that has the power to fuck your shit up.....better?

>maddy sounds a lot like mammy

How the fuck are they pronouncing those two names exactly?

Should I watch this or kubo?

Except their reasons for leaving are different, and the nature of the villain at the end is also different.

It's the same people that claim that King Louie is racist because an ape wanting to be a man is apparently an allegory to black men wanting to be white.

No

>Is there any resources online to study Hawaiin and Polynesian lore and mythology?

Yes, its called Byrds Of Paradise staring 90s Jennifer love huge tits.


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No way this is real

I don't know how to feel about Georgia's answer.

Shut the fuck up faggot, the movie was good.

Way better than Frozen.

Also, Moana was fuckable as fuck. She had a body to die for...

Same story structure the. Only thing that they tweaked are the reasons for wanting to go on their quests.

i miss euro /frz/

thats what they said about Big Hero 6 and literally no one gives a shit about that movie nor of its existence

It's gonna be the same with Moana

I was, and those fucks were very hard to get along with. They had their own little IRC chatroom clubhouse which if you didn't get an invite to you would always be out of the loop, and wouldn't be able to half of each threads "in jokes".

Difference is Moana was really. Not Lion King or Megamind good, but still top-tier as far animated Disney movies go...

Big Hero 6 was shit most of the way through, and the ending was comelet shit.

Big Hero 6 is getting an animated spinoff, same with Tangled. It's not a full-fledged sequel but honestly that's probably for the best. I'm worried about Destroy-It Dan 2.

In jokes like this meme. I still don't know what the fuck they were referring to, but they would post it in every single one of their threads.

>use Google
>Niggernois

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