How come Data could get a cute gf by being his autistic self, but it doesn't work for me?

How come Data could get a cute gf by being his autistic self, but it doesn't work for me?

Your not an advanced robot that can drill her literally 24/7 nonstop.

You aren't programmed in multiple techniques, a broad variety of pleasuring

because right away we learn that Data is equipped with numerous methods and techniques in pleasing a woman sexually

You don't have a 24/7 job on a spaceship.

This. Women crave big cock and Data had a big cock that could vibrate and was probably ribbed for her pleasure with those massaging beads all throughout his long thick shaft.

wtf why would they design him with a cock

Data is super strong, super smart, and he has a modular dick with unlimited endurance to use it.

You don't have Fully Functional BAC

wtf do you think he's supposed to leak used eps goo out of? His fingernails? That's where his emotions go.

kek phrasing of that line but also, this tbqh.

omfg my sides, return them.

But women can't Fucking take it all the time!

They get worn out and their pussy gets red and swollen and looks angry after it gets Fucked hard a lot.

They need Fucking breaks in between!

You mad white boi?

you're not white

Hes an android
And hes fully functional

Da fucks your excuse?

Because the rest of the cast is even more autistic than Data

Do you have a hydraulic penis?

but user, aren't all penises hydraulic if you think about it?

She probably considered him a high end dildo.

TNG autism tier list:

Wesley tier:
Wesley

--power gap--

Fell in love with holograms tier:
Geordi LaForge
Broccoli
Riker

High Tier:
Worf
Data

Mid Tier:
Captain Picard
Natasha "muh rape gangs" Yar
Dr. Katherine Pulaski

Low/no autism:
Troi
Crusher
Miles O'Brien

>Low/no autism
>Troi

Didn't you forget someone?

He's the opposite of autism.

>it doesn't work for me
Data weighed 400 pounds, but didn't look like it.

only if they get dry, Data's android cock probably provides it own future super lube

maybe but we can't swap ours out for a bigger one if warrented

Picard is Wesley tier.

It takes him 7 years before he's willing to even sit down and play a game of poker with his """friends""".

obviously you need to talk about minecraft more

/thread

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

Can you imagine her conversations with her girlfriends, though? She's basically going out with a really elaborate sex toy.

That's not even the right picture.

Because Gene Roddenberry was a cokehead pussyhound.

because the script and female character were written by a guy

>why would they design him with a cock
Why wouldnt you give a humanoid robot a cock?

I look forward to futabots in the future being fucked in my ass by one.

Data's autism is cute, and he was programmed to be that way. There's just something wrong with you.

7 years + an entire lifetime

He's the captain of the ship and holds himself to high standards. He realizes that the crew sees him in a certain way and doesn't want to change that by acting too familiar with them. If they're too close, then maybe they'll think they can question an order in a dangerous situation because they don't have as much respect for him.

It's going to be ok.

The entire lifetime of The Inner Light AND the 25 years of All Good Things too.

Except in the end he realizes that he was wrong all along, and you were wrong too.

because you're not trapped on a spacecraft with only 1000 people for the women to choose from. Go get a job on a cruise chip and you'll get women even cuter than her.