Tinder

What's Sup Forumss thoughts on online dating such as tinder?

Has anyone here had any success? All I got was a date with some fat chick and I paid $15 for some pizza then she won't reply anymore.

Also the bots, so many bots wanting my credit card and the large amount of fat asses trying to talk to me.

What's Sup Forumss thought on internet dating?

Reaching my 2-year anniversary with a redpilled qt I met on Tinder.

Don't bother if you're ugly though, it'll only hurt your self esteem.

Good way to meet girls if you are already competent at dating already

>Tinder
>date

You're doing it wrong.

>using tinder for legit dating
No. Just no.
Meeting a legit girl on that is like looking for a needle in a haystack. It happens, but it's rare as fuck

>Fucking strangers

found the degenerate

talking with a vietnamese red-pilled 18 year old hottie with a thick ass who is falling for me as I am for her. God bless america

The perfect app for a biscum like me.

>match 18 yo twink
>"hey, ur cute"
>go to his home
>fuck hard
>an other day
>doing "serious" date with a girl
>fuck
>repeat

>paid $15 for some pizza
Tinder is for fucking, not for dating.

Went on over 30 tinder dates. Three winners. None evolved into a relationship. Third failure was painful.

Then I met my girlfriend at a pro-gun event and she is ten times better than all of them put together and have been going steady for nearly 6 months.

tldr just use irl and find events where you will meet people with similar values.

>Not having casual sex

Found the virgin.

I got on an app called Plenty of Fish for dating and the only girl who will talk to me is some 9/10 with two kids from 2 different guys.

Am I cucking myself into a trap Sup Forums?

Gf of 2 years I met from tinder
I'm happy

Excellent source of 6/10 - 7/10 cumdumpsters. Everything else just seems to be out of my league.

Casual secks is like drinking drainol. Cleans you out, but after a while you're just hollow inside.

Wrong on that front mate. You can have sex with a girl before marriage but you better actually care about her and her well-being

Live with my mom and sisters. Told her we were going to fuck friday. Never had a hook up in my life nor have i kissed a girl ever. Idk wtf to do. Guys help i want to get laid plz. Idk how to get my family out the house, idk when to make the move or how long its going to be. I fucking sucks.

Tinder is for dates and buying girls dinner. If you're handsome you'll get laid. All girls I've met from there were either sluts or crazy if not

Not even ugly
Can never close the deal on that shit. Got to kiss one fat chick but she wouldn't give me a suckjob.

Normies need to leave. Now.

I only match with bots.

Used a friend's pics instead. Got over 100 sexy qt3.14s within an hour.

faggot

Yes.

>sinky chest feeling
I would assault you if you used that phrase in front of me.

>pro-gun event
>UK
JUST

Girls don't want to fuck if its not right. You don't want to fuck if the girl doesn't want to.

You could buy your mom and sister tickets to a stage show or some event to free up the house.

Back when it first came out it was the shit. So easy to get pussy. Then when it got big and really mainstream it of course went to hell. I don't even bother with it nowadays. Nothing but bots and flakes

SO fucking beta jesus fucking christ we need to help this virgin get laid Sup Forums

Never say that queer phrase again.

Also do you have a car? Fuck her in your car

WELL IT FUCKING WORKED SOMEHOW YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE ENTIRE CONVERSATION I WAS A FUCKING OVER EAGER FAGGOT!

I should just cancel our date im so fucking ashamed.

Internet dating is degeneracy.

It puts all the power on the side of the woman. Continuing to use dating apps will further promote the downfall of Western civilization.

Good job to any of you beta cucks who use it.

hey bby i want 2 go get alcohol im bored of this app

kek

Before I started dating current GF it was pretty a-okay.

First date? You wont fuck on it. Jerk off man and try to enjoy her company.

buy wine and rent a room in some hotel, it's not that expensive.

"hiya! what you got goin on tonight"?

I like the set up but that pun was gay af

No its a hook i just said date nice. Shes coming over my place and its fucking. Or supposedly. Fucking hate myself.

Sex with a condom is fucking awful. Literally no point. Casual sex addicts are all closet homos, or serial killers.

Just straight up tell them. "I'm going to be have a friend over, can you make yourself sparse?". If not, hold them at gun point like every other American does. They should understand either way.

I've met some awesome girls on there.

I used to travel around a lot for work and used tinder
>Had 850+ matches in 6 different cities
>Half were probably bots
>Met some in person
>Brought a bunch (75ish women) into my hotel rooms if they weren't fat
>Banged a three fatties at the same time when I was piss drunk


If your looking for a legit date, tinder probably isn't the best place. But if your ugly, fat, have no personality, a loser or broke you will have no success on Tinder. But that is basically like real life anyways.

Cringe to the max.

You're not talking to my mom are you?
I-i hope not

>Be 25
>Average age of fuckees is 21 (Y: 18, O: 27)
>Round about 1000 matches since January
>Had about enough time for around 50 dates
>Fugged about 20
>Tried relationship with 5
>Actually felt only 1 of those could have worked, but not for that long
>Down to just a couple of fuckbuds

I have a fetish for impregnating women (though hardly a fetish, as it is the purpose of fuggin). Therefore, I slip into the anonymous network of this shitty city, have a fake profile, a burner phone, "invisible" condoms, and an excuse to not go back to my place but her's. I've probably sired a legion of future Fuhrers since New Year's.

met my gf of a year+ on there

This. For me it was all about the challenge and power. I was becoming something awful, seeing birds back to back sometimes three times a week, take them to the same bar. Rattle off the same spiel.

Don't ever talk like that when messaging them. Just ask them what they're up to and if not busy say " oh, thats cool. I'm just hanging out at my house drinking beer and watching a movie. You can come over and chill if you want "

Almost all women are sluts but like to convince themselves they aren't. So just get them to come over to your house to "hang out". They know deep down what it means but like not being talked to like a hooker. As far as your parents in the house. You realize real sex isn't like a porno right? You can have relatively quite sex. Your parents have done it with you in the house many times

You think thats beta lol. Im cringing at myself. I was tired as fuck and was being sarcastic but didnt realize it came off like this.

She even said "i dont care at this point"Also how long do hook up encounters usually last.... Idk.

This is the point where I gave up on tinder.

>Almost all women are sluts but like to convince themselves they aren't. So just get them to come over to your house to "hang out". They know deep down what it means but like not being talked to like a hooker.
Wisdom. This is how it is done.

>splendid

Dude come on

Why do you talk like a 11 year old girl?

If this girl still wants to have sex with you, she must be absolutely disgusting.

I swear to God, one day all of you filthy normies will pay for everything.

If I'm going down, I'm not going down alone.

I've only ever had one tinder date. Otherwise it was a waste of time because I'd either get matched with ugly chicks or matched with bots. (I don't think I'm unattractive either, as I get plenty of female attention in person.)

It was an actual date, not a hook up and we've been together for over a year now and she's the best woman I've ever met in many respects.

So, it can work out. But I'd recommend just meeting women in real life and avoiding the cess pool of damaged goods that is online dating.

Bro post a pic of this demon plox

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Wait, Sup Forums associates banging random bimbo's with degeneracy now?
God damn you're a faggot

Pic related. Is it a guy? I dont want to have go kill him if he is.

>UK
>pro-gun event

Okay, Ahmed.

>use tinder, POF and OKC
>Find girls like nothing
>Take them on dates to coffee shop and a walk around a park / lake to feed duckies
>I get them laughing and we're having a good time
>They never reply again / dont want to go out again.
>The ones that do, just want sex. I decline because I'm after a relationship

BUT THEN

>Tell my brother that I am about to give up on dating. Online girls are shallow, IRL girls are taken unless they're fat
>Go to a buddys wedding, I avoid talking to the shallow whores sitting literally next to me but make small talk here and there. They love to drink and party and are skinny / sexy.
>Leave to see my buddy that got married, meet a QT white girl there, amazing body and amazing personality
>We hit it off and I get her number
>Text nonstop for a few days, meet up again and have a amazing date.
>we're 2 weeks in now and happy / cant wait to see each other every day practically.

Give up dating online, it rarely works and its near impossible to find a relationship there. You'll meet some one IRL that will knock those online girls out of the water. Dont forget, those apps work off of the same addiction porn gets you hooked on.

No, def not a tranny. She looks like she'd be 6'4 though. How tall?

OH i forgot the most important part. Coffee dates = 5-6 dollars max.
If you're trying to impress a girl that probably wont date you anyways / put out, just take her out somewhere fancy and cross your fingers.

Hsv2 is really common user friend and at least she's being upfront about it but she's kinda stupid for dredging Tinder for hookups.

I more... Idk how tall she is. Im 5'8 and ill literally cancel if shes taller. Hoe tall does she look, plz help.

Dude you might wanna check up on that this could be one of those people who use hot chicks picks and when you meet this person its a dude or fat chick

I had this happen once. They told me they loved me after 15 mins

its a lot like online PC gaming. you gotta pay a subscription fee to get better content and more serious players. when its free to play you get a lot of bots and casuals just checking out the area.

also there are a lot of very specific dating sites now so you have some particular in mind just google "[x]dating site" and something will come up.

Ameribros, put your tinder in colombia, ecuador, or venezuela. Seriously. None of their niggers are on tinder and there's gorgeous blonde hair blue eyed women who LOVE american men. When i put my tinder there i've gained about 3,000 matches.

Is she a vegan?

Pretty strong jaw for a woman. But those tits look nice.

I'd ask how tall she is. She looks like she'd be at least 5'8-6'. All in all if you don't mess this up, she looks like a good first fuck for you.

You're probably not getting a real response back after and

>vietnamese red-pilled 18 year old hottie with a thick ass who is falling for me

She has hsv1

We talked for 1 or 2 days. And i never brought up sex until i got her number and she asked what i planned on doing on our date.

You think a guy would do that? Be honest idk im scared now.

How easy is it for these bitches to send you pics if you're a white man in these places?

Dude bro no fucking lie I had one "woman" try to get me to give her money on a cam site because she wanted to see me first.

Then I had one "woman" use pics of some fine ass model who started talking to me and telling me they loved me after 15 mins and they would kill themself if I didn't reply. There are some creeps on thees places

Lol I would constantly wonder how many dicks she took before me on there. I've only used tinder for skanks and it's really only for that

>most interesting
Her and her friends are laughing at your messages

I think youre right. Im not even going to text her anymore I want the sex bad but fuck man im so embarrassed.

Hsv1 below the belt isn't as aggressive as if it were hsv2 so you'd probably be in the clear hitting that with protection but yeah unless she's crazy good looking it'd say you made the right call.

great way to meet women if degenerate sluts are your type.

>prefer light skin, under 200lbs
>haven't had a reply
So yeah, those silicon dolls from japan look pretty nice

It takes between ten and thirty minutes out of your day to hit up women on Tinder and another site (I like POF). You just say the same thing, every time, respond a little differently based on their responses, get their number, ask them out. The better looking your pictures are, the more success you get. You get practice dating, fucking, and just being around girls, which is good. It's easy and takes no time if you're not trying to be clever.

If you take ten minutes out of your day to do Tinder and talk to one or two strange women a day IRL while you're wandering around you will meet tons of women and have plenty of sex and find some you actually like. The better looking you are the better it works, though. Get lean and dress okay.

Cringe? Nigga every bitch i've name-punned has been receptive.

Sadly, Kiya was my last Tinder venture. Shortly after my quick-witted conversation with Kiya I found true love in another girl.

>2 years prior
>My best friend Tommy and I are at Taco Bell
>See cute girl working the register.
>"dude, that girl is hot!"
>Tommy agrees
>Continue to see/order from Taco Bell girl
>Tell Tommy i'm going to ask her out
>Get to school the next day, Tommy has something to tell me
>He asked out Taco Bell girl after I told him I was going to.
>Get mildly pissed at Tommy but whatever, there's tons of girls out there. He starts dating Taco Bell girl.

A few months later.
>Start working at Taco Bell with Lily (taco bell girl)
>She's fucking amazing. Beautiful and her laugh is the cutest thing i've ever seen.
>I start looking forward to the days we work together. I can always make her laugh when she's feeling down.
>We play around at work a lot. Start to become good friends.
>Start falling in love with this girl, can't get her out of my head. Feel bad because Tommy is my friend.
>High School ends, stop working at Taco Bell. Drift apart from Tommy and Lily.
>Tommy and Lily break up pretty soon after we graduate.

Fast forward to the present
>Have a random dream about Lily.
>We're fucking, it's amazing.
>Her titties are bouncing so gloriously. Her moans are music to my dream-ears. Her ass is bouncing up and down like a pogo stick under a young child's shoes.
>Start thinking about her again. Reminisce over old Taco Bell shenanigans.
>Tell my bud about the wet dream. He says it's meant to be

A couple weeks go by
>Sitting at the gas station, about to run inside and grab a drink.
>Car pulls up next to me.
>"Hey user!"
>Look over. It's Lily.
>She looks fucking fantastic. My crush for her is still as strong as ever.
>We talk for a long time, exchange numbers.
>Started dating. She's even more amazing than I imagined.

Been dating a year now. Tommy hates my guts.

hear hear it's creampie or nothing for me

I do admit being a degenerate and having unprotected sex with vacationing chicks looking for some action

This is the best advice you can possibly take user. No other way is better than this. It is tried and true, this is also my normal tindr routine

online dating is degenerate. if you are desperate just tell one of your friends/family to hook you up with a date.

it's a bot you stupid aussie,

>make Badoo account
>no matches yet

Fuck, I hate being ugly. Is tinder easier?

Is that good or bad. Should i not do it anymore?

She gave me her number. Are u sure?

Look nigger, if she keeps talking to you she likes you. Keep trying to get a meet up until she either quits responding or you don't want to or you get it.

I fucked a few people using them and felt really bad afterwards. So I don't use online apps for things like that anymore. I try my best to be a good role model but you know the pressures, they can get to anybody.

Thanks. I just feel bad idk wtf in doing. I told her we were going to drink and do Adderal but i dont want her to drive home drunk. And i havent figured out how to tell my family to gtfo the drunk and i dont know how to make the first move or how long ill b. I dont know what im doing

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And you'll never know what you're doing if you don't do it and figure out what you do wrong. You know how to not be a super autist, I'm sure. You don't have to be really smooth or slick, just not really fucking spergy. Don't feel like you have to be Sean Connery or anything.

Easy way to get laid. I tried it a couple times, then decided the tier of women available on Tinder was below par.

I'm a virgin. Will the girl ask me about past relationships?

As funny as this stuff is, it's frustrating that it makes it harder to just get someone to suck my dick when they're conditioned not to take me at my word for fear of humiliation.

I dated a girl after meeting her on there
she was a virgin and fell in love with me, I got bored and ended it though

>use fake gps to find girls from the U.S
>get a shit load of matches

Why are Americans so slutty?