You hate this movie because you hate yourself

You hate this movie because you hate yourself.

They seem cute, I wish I was gay enough to be able to watch a musical

I loved it and I hate myself so no.

Same here friendo

I'm at peace with myself and this movie was visually great but bland and derivative.

Pretty much

I watched it with an ex of mine last night who was texting her bf before it started. Worst part is that the movie reminds me of a different ex

Yup.

Great film. I can't relate to any of it and the director bothers me because he's only five years older than me and yet he's directed two amazing films whereas I'm posting on a Mongolian basket-weaving forum before I head off to bed for another 9-5 day at work. But great film.

Why is his stupid face deformed ?

i last about 5 minutes into a musical then i have to get up

just silly shit that no one should suffer through

>be me
>sitting in wendys eating a chiken sandwish with gf
>4yr girl and her ~30 yr old mother walk in
>girl is dressed in a tutu, okay
>mother starts doing a dance and singing in front of the cashier
>i start to get up to leave
>gf puts hand on my arm and says "2 minutes"
>woman stops dancing after 20 long seconds
>dancing in wendys

wtf man, wtf
stop that fucking shit

Anyone else think the first song of the movie was mixed poorly? The girl's voice was so quiet compared to the instruments and when the whole chorus started singing the lyrics were unintelligible

What the fuck is this post

I hate this movie because there are alot more far better musicals out there.

The whole first sequence was very out of place

i hate it because too many people like it

This

It's a musical for people who don't watch musicals

Worst post I've seen in a while. Consider suicide

It's exactly how I feel. I get him.

Fuck your dancing, and fuck your singing. Go be happy somewhere else.

MUSICALS ARE FOR HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOTS AKA YOU

Yeah, that was the worst part of the movie.

Are you me.

Really made me think

Dishonest filmmaking at its finest.

I just hate dishonesty

These

I hate it and I love myself

Its shit

>Still trying to force this shitty meme
kys

This was a dishonest reply

t. embryo

I haven't seen it but I do hate myself

I love it but i'm a pretty dishonest person.

>emma stone

ABSOLUTAMENTE RANAROSO

I haven't even seen it yet

I hate her face. She ruins everything shes in

I hate it because it has Emma Stone.
I hate Emma Stone.

Holy shit does Sup Forums have patricians now? Emma stone is shit tier and can not act.

>x is shit tier and can not act
Truly a patrician statement

Emma Stone thread? Why is she the most perfect woman on the planet?

She can't. Hint tv has shit taste and are alyways wrong. She acts the same

Wow great argument fagtron, you sure convinced me with those hot opinions

I might watch it months later when my two shekels doesn't help them out as much.

Dishonest filmmaking/filmmakers (Tarantino, Alejandro González Iñárritu, Wes Anderson, Christopher Nolan, Alex Garland, Paul Thomas Anderson, Nicholas Refn, Tom Hooper, Tyler Perry, Rian Johnson, Alfonso Cuaron, Noah Baumbach, Andrea Arnold, David Yates, Denis Vilenueve, James Franco, Steve McQueen) are intellectually bankrupt moral whores and charlatans; their films often appeal to the modern phenomenon of the 'Pretend Epic' or Pseudo Cinema, often tied to the criticism that "It was a movie that thought it was a film" they have no ideas of their own and are filmed purely to have fancy essays made about them. They obfuscate their lack of insight under a smug impenetrable irony and often contain scenes with disingenuous attempts at depth with characters spouting platitudes that the director takes VERY seriously.
This directly panders to the IMDb reddit instagram sensibility of quote circlejerking since these hacks are masters of the fools wit, "Quipping" (Not to be confused with the marvel co-opting of the word) , it sounds smart, cool and worldly but in reality there's nothing of substance, the Revenant's attempt at spiritualism was cheap and laughable and whilst someone like Malick has considered and studied his philosophy, Inaurritu wears his introspection on his sleeve to give his film a false sense of depth with pathetic sermonising.

THIS is Dishonest Filmmaking.

They leech the greater works that preceded them; like The Enemy being a rip off of Eraser head, but they have nothing else to say, and act under the guise of deconstruction alongside very weak 'social commentary' and a quirky forgettable score praised as 'innovative'. They are all inauthentic sycophants that rely on oscar buzz and post 9/11 detachment for relevance.

These directors are hacks and will be forgotten to time.

Some of notably earnest filmmakers include, but are not limited to

>Mike Leigh
>Charlie Kaufman
>Werner Herzog
>James Cameron
>Mel Gibson
>Terrence Malick
>Gaspar Noe

Fact: the only 2 good musical films are The Sound of Music and Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)

Sorry im speaking the truth the only thing that can convince you is your own eyes and brain frogger.

>look mom I posted it again xD
kys

don't reply to the shitty pasta from the friendless virgin

>my opinion is fact
As expected from a faux patrician

>opinion the post: part deux, my opinion only

>If I circlejerk it's true!
>>>/reddit/

Checked and confirmed

>faux patrician
actually the correct term you're looking for is "pretentious pleb".

see here and how upset he is over this post

I'd rather fuck Goose.

Me too
>shilling your new I posted it again pasta this much
>calling others faux