Elves IRL

America is Dark Elves
Western Europe is High Elves
Eastern Europe is Wood Elves

Prove me wrong.

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But what about us africans ? What are we ?

Croats are Orcs that we know

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trashs of the world

Trash is not a faction you monkey.

Who you calling an elf?


>America is Dark Elves
Thats the Middle Yeast

Typical wood elf.

ugly cunt, looks like some mongol rapebaby

Americans are by far not intelligent or subtle enough to be Dark Elves.
Dark Elves are basically East Asians. They have the right characteristics and the looks. Upper class Germanics are High Elves, but lower class look far too ugly and are simply Humans in any imaginable setting. Celts and Slavs could be seen as Wood Elves for all I care, but the same should be said about their lower classes.
Jews are vampires; they hide among society to rule it in secret.
Africans are simply orcs, while Middle Easterners are simply the dark humans/haradrim/redguard/mulhorandi/etc.
Americans closely resemble Warcraft Goblins.

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Tolkein's elves are basically a proxy for the upper-class and their supposed futures.

>refined facial features
>longer lived
>more intelligent and wise
>well mannered and cautious by nature
>monogamous, leisurely and concerned with other worldly/non-practical things

They aren't called dark elves in native Nordic languages, the direct translation to English would be Black Elves (described as darker than coal) and Light Elves (described as fairer than the sun).

Who are the Asians then?

Pretty sure that the term dökkálfar is exactly the same as dark elves. Svartálfar are the exact same thing.

Tolkien ruined fantasy forever

Orcs.

nothing is a "faction" you nerd

Svart literally means black in Swedish

humans

it's the fandom that ruins things
how would some southafrican professor know what kind of turdshits would misinterpret and rip off his books?

africans ogres

hispanics goblins

asians gnome

Middle one looks like she would suck out your soul through your cock

>tfw no soul stealing gf

May be gnomes though

I know, it is related to zwart in Dutch.
My point was that in native Nordic languages both dökkálfar and svartálfar are used to describe the same people, so technically dark elves is not a wrong term.

Gnomes

We?

>Americans are by far not intelligent or subtle enough to be Dark Elves.
They created whole IT industry, most of fundamental software companies belong to them. Stupid Americans is really meme tier.

Really lads, Asians are pretty obviously the actual Dark Elves.
Warhammer fantasy Dark Elves and Warcraft Blood Elves also lean heavily on Asian styles.

Warcraft Goblins are also innovative and great inventors. In hardly any fantasy universe (with the great exception of the dwemer, they are more like dwarves however) are elves portrayed as great engineers.

>Making different euros different types of elves

>nothing is a faction

Jesus I knew you monkeys from south america are dumb, but not this dumb.

What about ameridindians?
Dwarfs?

Romanians=Khajiit

africans are simply too small to be orcs

Malekith did literally nothing wrong and his mom is hot

Undead master race reporting in

Gypsies are Khajit, dont appropriate our culture gádžo scum

>Gypsies are Khajit
Exactly. Gypsies=romani people

finns are cute elves

Romanians=/=Romani

finns are falmers

Make them goblins then
Argonians/lizardmen

whites = pink dicks/cumskins
blacks = niggers
MENAs = sand niggers
Asians = chinks/gooks
Mexicans = spics
humans = biological genetic trash

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>Warcraft Blood Elves
BE is the "I want a humanlike character but horde" they seems to be from preislamshit persia, the colors, the architecture the narghile, the canopies

I want to post qt gnomes here.

High Elves - British
Dark Elves - American
Wood Elves - Europeans
Orcs & Goblins - Slavs and finno-ugrics

.t Russian who is deluded he is "European"

You're still slavic/finno-ugric scum mate.

Mixed with golden horde rejects

i can get behind this

I didn't mean it like something bad lul, orcs are cool as fuck.

Nord - north European
Breton - Celts/French
Imperial - Mediterranean
Redguard - Arabs/Moors
Altmer - Japs/chinks
Bosmer - southeast Asians
Dunmer - Jews
Orc - Turk/central Asian
Argonian - native south American
Khajiit - Blacks