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i feel kind of bad for Slippy D but man barcelona are 100% fucked in the ass.

No wonder he fucked up his hamstrings after refusing to train with Dortmund

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lazy scumbag

Oh my! What is this ? Is this what they call Karma ?
>UMA DELICIA
Serves this motherfucker right.

>yfw Dumbele

karma

>but man barcelona are 100% fucked in the ass.
Why? He's far from the reason for they're in great form at the moment, so why do you think they're fucked cos he's not going to be around until the new year?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>implying he wuldn't have been a mere super-sub in the first place

>4 months KO
JUST
FUCK
MY
CAGANET
UP

>laughing at a young player getting injured

sad

>laughing at someone, who acted like a dick, getting their comeuppance

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>laughing at a complete unprofessional cunt, who acted like a complete bitch forcing his move to Barcelona
>now gets taken out by another unforgiving bitch named Karma

bitch fights are hilarious, embrace them lad

I'm laughing more at Barca. Their entire transfer window has been a shitshow and now this happens which is their own fault for playing him when he didn't train for several weeks.

Karma is a bitch.

It's funny how there's always a cunt from Britannia trying to argue, although he absolutely knows fuck all about the happening.
Get a clue faggot or go back.

dembelel

It's Deulofeu's time now la

RIP Pele

>skip the physical preparation with Dortmund because you're throwing a fit
>get injured on your first game as a started
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>>get injured on your first game as a started
That was Juve, you fool

I prefer Barca to Madrid so bit of a shame

Well it's nearly is first then, doesn't change much

PRESS [S] TO SPIT ON GRAVE

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Barca are doing just fine without him. Paulinho is the real gem of the team not that pacey negro

*starter *his
wtf is wrong with me

Dortmund must be employing some kind of voodoo magician.

>Entre tres y cuatro meses de baja.
Is this real life or just Neymar wet dream?

>itt: newfags who think dembele is the first ever trying to force his way out of the club to move to _______
fucking le edgy reditors. i fucking hate pakilona but hate you faggots even more. this shit goes back to the 80s, you fucking homosexuals.

Yes... yes.

Wew lad ! Such enlightenment.
Care to tell us how many went on strike, fag ? How about you get a clue cocksucker ?

for example, luka modrić in tottenham.

I prefer Madrid and think that Barcelona and all their fans are a bunch of entitled shits.

But I still feel really bad for the guy, I really hope he can recover from this.

Though good fucking luck to Barcelona if they're expected a 30 year old to literally carry the entire team for at least four months.

fuck off you sensitive britbong

>r fans are a bunch of entitled shits.
Football fans acting like entitled shits. Never!

absolute state of that froggy french faguette lmao

Stop using the term karma, this isn't reddit

>t. O. Dembele

Barca DNA™ should be absolutely punished.

Fuck everything about their bullshit tactics and entitled attitude. I hope the whole club gets relegated and burns down.

Dembélé is a fucking faggot who got what he deserved, this isn't an excuse to not go back

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What is Rakuten? Amazon for chinks?

Yeah and I know that saying that I like Madrid and complaining about other fans being entitled makes me quite the hypocrite.

It's just specifically bothers me when Barcelona fans from any other place in the world who have no understanding of the history of Catalonia are all like "VISCA CATALUNYA!!!!! MES QUE UN CLUB!!!!" as though watching a bunch of grown men kick a ball around is important to the politics of the situation.

And another clueless nignog.

I wonder how Messi feels having to carry this shit squad

I wonder how Paulinho feels having to carry this shit squad

WHO CAN SAY WHERE THE ROAD ENDS

>22 Pulisic
yes that T H I C C qt knows

>150M for a broken pacey nog
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Barca shouldn't have made him bulk up.
His body can't handle muscles.

What happened to him? How did he get injured?

>that T H I C C qt

Paulinho will save us.

Quick rundown?

It's funny because Barca encouraged him to boycot training at Dortmund which is probably the reason why he got injured now.

Did they really ? That seems extra scummy, even for Farça.

im so fucking glad this cunt is ded

Is this the +7 thread?

>Barca interested in 2 players
>both try to force a move by boycotting training

This can't be a coincedence can it?

Verratti too.Lucky for PSG they had enoug moneyz to change his mind.

>he's not the first one to do it so it is totally acceptable
Ah yes

>105 + 40 million for a young pacy nig that doesn't even dab
>gets injured and becomes less pacy

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>thatsthejoke.jpeg

Doesn't matter. We'll just come back next season and cuck Dirtmud for Pulisic.

>when you haven't trained properly in months because you wanted to fuck over your club and therefore injure yourself during the first game
can't help but laugh

do you have any proof?

You can't make this shit up. Who tackled him?

>barcelona is in great form
Havin' a giggle

Literally no-one. The meme man just broke down on his own.
youtube.com/watch?v=IZ5Bo1E4LE0
>3.5-4 out months for that
Loving every laugh.

Could have told she was an American without the Pulisic jersey 2bh

LMAO

>biggest transfer of barcelona's window
>already damaged

LITERALLY fc Messi

They beat Juventus and the midfield looks better than last season.

>Lucky for PSG they had enoug moneyz to change his mind.
Nope. They literally forced him to stay as prisoner since Leegeh Uhn doesn't have release clauses for players.

>you now remember the ISIS-hostage tier apology video

How is this funny when it happened before?

They didn't sign him for his pace you absolute moron

youtube.com/watch?v=h5RrdAEvbac
Inshallah, you fucking kaffir.

Or maybe cause Barca is such a huge team and everyone wants to play for them and alongside the GOAT

Almost 100% positive Neymar got injured in his first season with Barca and I saw this same exact thread on here saying they overpaid. Life is a flat circle, it's not like he broke his leg.

Pro tip: Next champions game (Sporting-Barça) bet on Sporting not losing. That is all.

>be a dumb nog
>don't train properly
>get injured

like pottery

He did, but it wasn't so soon

No one rates (or watches) your garbage league.

Uhm yes they absolutely did. Stay seething, sweetie.

>watchign NOS

>Pacy nog getting injured
Is he alredy done? He was a one trick nigger and his pace might go downhill from this point on

4 out of 4 matches won... Shut up m9nkey

>€170m for a DEAD NIGGER

Ousmane Dembele • Best Skills Ever • HD

hmm...

If Barcelona were in the same position Real Madrid is in right now everyone would be laughing, but there aren't any laugh at Real Madrid shitposting threads right now for some reason. Not a fan of either team, but this board is biased as fuck towards Real.

I bandwagon halal only because of TSU and I agree, although I think it may have to do with the man himself. He always delivers on meme material.