Baraged Farage :^)

Baraged Farage :^)

"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Nigel Smith.

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted remain. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote leave. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick leave. Then I looked at the remain option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting remain.

I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting remain, the larger the erection grew. I imagined the English sterling being converted into the Euro and it grew yet more. I imagined German politicians deciding English fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted remain. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Nigel Smith. I am English; I am a cuckold.

Fuck you.

This guy is a poor, diversity loving faggot.
He will die a sad man.

enjoy getting raped

>voting with pencil
???

dziekuje (thank u in polish)

fuckin lol

Be honest, how much were your hands shaking when you were fumbling around in your pockets to get that piece of paper and your phone out?

kek

Props for you if that's not pasta.

Kurwa

MODS MODS MODS DELETE OK

I must say, your getting better by the day leafy.

Nice one m80

Bookies give Brexit less than a 15% chance and it's thanks to real men like you.

Wew lad

thanks for the fresh pasta. saved

voted remain too. The butthurt on Sup Forums is gonna be amazing.

OP BTFO

Is there more to that ballot? That seems really easy to counterfeit if the remains need to pad the ballot box

Nice healthy dose of cancer would sort that out for you mate.

I'm a bremain missile :^)