Why are Americans putting their flag on everything?

Why are Americans putting their flag on everything?
I'd see it as disrespectful. The flag should have dignity

Nah. Religous icons should have dignity. Flags can be used in anyway you want. Who cares?

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You wouldn't have a problem with american flag toilet paper?
>tfw googled and it was real
whoa just whoa

How was the sopa de macaco today?

Not really. I mean it's just poop. It's not like our poop doesn't go down drains in the country. I bet it looks festive on the rolls.

Why do Americans want to put shit on their national flag?

This was what was commonly thought (in fact it was law for a long time) until the hippies came about wearing the flag and had those laws struck down bcause muh first amendment. Since then marketers memed putting the flagged on everything into becoming patriotic.

WTF are you doing with my pants, Murrica?

Never understood this

The people who wear shit like this are the very same people who get pissed when athletes don't stand for the anthem or they see muzzies burning the flag, it's all desecration tbqh

>Why do Americans want to put shit on their national flag?
I want to turn your flag's sun into a smiley face.

Why are Murricans wearing tanktops with their flag printed on it in the bathtub?

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I thought that we would not do such a thing...

Wouldn't you like to know. Superpower stuff. Top secret.

Yes it's very anti-flag etiquette.

That is Brazil's flag too.

>a girl's pussy is really on the front of her body
wtf I was right all along

I kind of agree and kind of don't. I don't think the American flag needs to be venerated like a holy object. You can have malicious intent or not in the way you use it if you have a flag door mat or something.

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It's technically illegal to have it on clothing and shit but the law isn't enforced

oh wow
japanese pussy belong to brazilian men

No. An actual flag worn as clothing is frowned upon (not illegal) but having it printed on non-flag things for non-flag purposes is fine.

how do you tell an actual flag being worn as a robe from a flag-printed robe or something?

>tfw I have Finland undies and a Finland blankie
:3

I'm pretty sure an actual flag would be way too heavy and stifling to be worn practically as a robe.

>Religous icons should have dignity.

only if its on an ass like this

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i think you are missing the point. you will frequently see the american flag on underwear, bikinis, bras etc. the flag in america is used to cover the undignified parts of the american body. this is subconsciously a parallel of how we use our country and heritage as a people as an excuse to do terrible things and get away with it. see: every fucking war weve ever gotten ourselves into.

the flag is our excuse to do terrible things. obesity is bad as a whole, but celebrated here, and you will frequently see 700lbs people rolling into walmart on their motorsooters wearing flag tshirts with plastic flags on the backs of the scooters. stupidity and ignorance is celebrated, and the stupid and ignorant wave the flag at stupid and ignorant events. we put flags on our bombs, on our weapons and boxes of ammunition, and then ship them off to let others kill each other for us.

you will never truly understand what it is to be american, because you are finnish. however, because you are finnish, you will never be heard by the american public. so while your sentiment is correct, it will never matter to us ever. that is what it is to be a resident of america

Whataburger>>>>>>>>>>>>InNOut

I see the Union flag more than I do the American. Both are popular though.