/balt/ + /ausnz/

New and Old Friends edition

Other urls found in this thread:

exhentai.org/s/c684c585ff/1100699-39
kogan.com/au/buy/asus-133-zenbook-core-i7-7500u-8gb-ram-256gb-ssd-940mx-2gb-full-hd-notebook-ux310uq-gl420r-asus/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Hi I don't normally post in here because no one ever responds to me how are you?

Last one.

I'm fine, how are you?
I like her

more like one step closer to a threesome with kiwis edition

shhh
Don't let him know

Oh, you like HER huh?

Pretty good got addicted to world of warcraft again.

DISGUSTING

>world of warcraft
>2017
huh?
That's too desperate man, at least play 07scape or something.

Don't let me know what?
I'd rather be addicted to krokodil than WoW

How else would we get ready for it?

>Don't let me know what?
nothing! Don't worry your pretty little head about our devious plans.

>trying to carry out two separate conversations on two different platforms
kinda hard desu

I want a Estonian to fuck me in the bum

>he doesn't have a discord channel with everyone, a private conversation going on steam, a text conversation going, AND a Sup Forums conversation going
pleb alert

>he doesn't also have ironic conversations on kik, snapchat and facebook at the same time.
Why are you wasting time?

>he doesn't conduct international diplomacy whilst also shitposting on Sup Forums

I don't have snapchat or facebook, and I've used kik like twice.
Sorry, let me load up ck2.

We can't let him know we plan on kidnapping him, that would ruin the surprise.
You clearly need layers of irony in your life, I like to ironically snapchat my friends at the gym.

yes helo hi were are the binkis?

>he has irl friends
ha... ha... ha.....

yea ha ha
me with the lads

Have this.

>having two steam conversations at the same time
Feels weird

>doesn't have 5+ tabs open to talk to people

...

...

Have I got this right?

You can't just do that!

Yes

...

>Gay
You forgot the "ironic" tag there matey

You fell for the trap hook, line, and sinker.

Is that better?

is it really falling for the trap if I know it's a trap and fall for it willingly?

Infinitely better

>tfw talking to 2(two) qt kiwis at the same time

Technically yes; it's just not a good trap.

I think it's a good trap...

straight AF

>straight
thanks, I've been all my life

Straight as a ramp maybe

rude!

>on the right
>respectable, business dress with her shirt undone
>on the left
>trailer trash whore that takes at least 5 dicks every day

literally me on the left

hmmm

Mmmmmm

>excited for an astolfo doujin after asanagi teased it on his page
>check sadpanda since comiket is going on, find it
>it's a grand total of two pages
>tfw
exhentai.org/s/c684c585ff/1100699-39
this is the last time I'm trusting that sameface fuck

This should literally be a crime against humanity

...

Looking at getting a new Asus laptop lads. It' $1,499 Aud. Just need to convince the parents next. Haha

At least I've found a new phone wallpaper

>new laptop
whyyy for the love of god are you spending 1.5k on a laptop

What you think lads ?

kogan.com/au/buy/asus-133-zenbook-core-i7-7500u-8gb-ram-256gb-ssd-940mx-2gb-full-hd-notebook-ux310uq-gl420r-asus/

I haven't changed shit on my phone mostly because I hate it, but I'd be embarrassed to have that.

...

>facebook
>facebook messenger

REEE

Also literally me

I feel betrayed...

It's more than I'd ever pay for a laptop, but it looks decent
I barely use either of them, it just looks better than having something like solitare pinned

>water still not drinkable
wake me up

>hot single kiwis still not near me
Why does pornhub keep lying to me

Of course I'm drinkable, baby.

Do you have some liquids for me?

*looks at name* HmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMM

Hot

need a balt bf

go hang out with your current bf

That's not me tho, I've never said anything aobut the balts

>looks at name
?

On steam you dum dum.
Oh, well, it is something you would say.

y-you don't know who I am!

WHOA
Moving a little fast, aren't we?

>Moving a little fast
o-oh.. are you not interested

It's not that; we just don't know each other that well.

but we can change that...

well obviously

I'm more than a bit drunk rn buds

Are you flirting with people again?

I swear I need to keep you on a leash

I love anzac

Good, just don't throw up on yourself
The biscuits?

Don't you want to?
>drinking the devils juice
Be careful, someone(me) might take advantage
Me too buddy

I was saying that we can change that! Yes, silly.

Oh! That makes me happy.

I'll try

Yeah, whiskey.

>whiskey
I can't do whisky anymore, I once drank an entire bottle and got blackout drunk so now whenever I smell whisky it remind me of that time I almost died.

I don't have anything else with me lol

really hope he comes back from his parents soon

>really hope he comes back from his parents soon
Why don't you go with you boyfriend?
Surely they want to learn about the person their son is dating.

I'm the same but with vodka

Too many bad memories of drinking too much, blacking out and waking up with my leg duct taped to a chair (that only happened once but it's a good example)

Because he went to get his clothes that he left there by accident, I'm going ot go and talk to them tomorrow

also because i was already drinking before he left

>leg duct taped to a chair
God I wish I was there
Hmm ok
I just want to make sure you aren't avoiding them.
This is a battle you must fight

that is a long and LEWD gif

I kinda want to meet them but i odn't want to say anything that fucks it up lol

Apparently my mates had done it to ensure I didn't fall off

lol

I'd tie you down for a different reason

I wish that was me

It was a really fucked night, I was lucky, one of my mates lost one of his eyebrows and a strip of his hair
A much more nefarious one I assume

>nefarious one
depends on how you view rape