See this in middle of the road

>see this in middle of the road

What do?

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Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

step 1, Get out of car

step 2, Present my asshole

Get out and cum in his ass

Merge into oncoming traffic, on the left lane, without signaling.

Tell him he has a way of getting under my skin with a wink

Call my friend Harry:

"Beers tonight?"

pop in my "I WANNA TAKE YOU ON A ROLLER COASTER" CD and floor it. Just as I'm about to hit him I lean my seat waaaaaaaaay back. Hopefully he flies through the back windshield or over the roof and I can keep on driving.

*unsheaths katana*
Heh, so we meet again....
*rain assaults the ground*

even /r/horror is cringing at us

run him over and as hes weak but not dead from getting run over chainsaw off his limbs and head so that even though he cannot die he still cant hurt anymore people, then i bury the various parts in different corners of the state to make sure some supernatural BS cant put him back together

Saw this movie when I was about 9 or 10, for about 5 years afterwards I'd always shit myself every time I saw a bat in the sky at night or heard a bump on the roof, was terrified of this cunt.

I thought my pun was pretty good

Do nothing because I am not scared. He fucks off.

End of story.

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Start jacking off. He'd be so confused he wouldn't know what to do.

Legitimately good monster in legitimately good horror flicks. I always thought the Creeper deserved more recognition. When Ray Wise stabbed that spear right into the Creeper's forehead and it just kept on creepin' I was on the edge of my seat.

*heh, too easy*

Why should we care?

He'd probably lick his lips at the thought of wrapping his mouth around your tiny cock, biting it off and turn it into his personal thimble while he uses the rest of your cock meat as fish bait

Jeep his peepers.

diddle a child

watch him fuck my gf, record it, and upload it to xhamster

Fucking run it over, innit. Whether its a person or a monster, if has no business in the middle of the road.

No, literally that's how he works. He eats and assimilates the organs of the people whose fear he likes the "taste" of.

Faggot.

Is the Creeper a demon?

speed up

>No, literally that's how he works.
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>actual killer monster shows up
>just don't be scared
>that's how it works
>Heh. Nothing personnel kid.

I ask him why he's not targeting Jewish pedophiles.

the old woman even tells them thats exactly how he hunts you ignorant cunt

The girl literally survived because of it you retarded knoblicker.

He's an alien from the Roswell UFO crash.

>I'll just turn my fear off
>like dude just dont be scared lmao

>Xhamster

Literally the Reddit of pornography. Xvideos is the patrician's site.

lol I like this one

and this

two dummies
>the girl survived because she wasnt afraid of anything
no he just wanted justin long more

women are braver than men in high-stress situations. so unless you're a girl, you're just being some fedora faggot by suggesting you wouldn't piss your pants if you encountered a fucking demon in a middle of an abandoned road.

That guy goes to college with me

BECAUSE I NEED FUNNY SCREENSHOTS FOR /R/Sup Forums!

>Xvideos is the patrician's site.
I think you mean sheshaft

>not just drunkenly searching a pornstars name on google and clicking the scummiest looking link in the hopes your computer will be so laden with viruses it manages to kill you and spare you from the rest of your miserable life

Hit it with my car.

If 3400lbs of American V8 can't stop him then I'm fucked

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back to your tranny board, tranny

Remember that a a new movie of him is coming this year

*teleports behind jeepers*
*unsheaths Katana*
Heh, Nothing personell kid..
IRON BLADE EVISCERATE!!
*katana cuts the monster down with one clean stroke just like mowing the lawn*
.. but you give me the Jeepers Creepers™
*flicks blood off blade with a swing and sheaths katana*
*Thunder bellows loudly as the rain begins to fall*
*tilts straw fedora, turns 360 degrees and walks away*

Xvideos is cancer.
they delete all their god videos after 3 days.

Xhamster is full of granny shit.

I only watch actual free hd porn streaming websites.

Here ya go

>*raises hand*
>forgive me, but to me you've been dead for centuries.
>*scary helicopter noises*

memeside aside if that really legit happened.

I just go off road and back to the road again.

this

>see this
>Stop the car

ME: >heh heh heh
>Anata ga.....Curiiiipa desune.

>HEHEH HEH

>Nothingu personeru kiddo

*bring out my big ass sword
*thunder sound

>kurose!

*

I have no idea why you're getting so many negative replies, bravery is a side effect of being an idiot and it never means 'more physically capable'

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>bravery is a side effect of being an idiot

good, then stay there.

Heh, I like your style.

Throw my dumbfuck brother, then my cunt parents at it.

>mind narrow enough not to process how big the chance is that you're going to fucking die

Heem him.

heavy-r alone reserves patrician status

That looks like a dude my brother was in a band with. He was a really good guitar player, but he was way into really morbidly obese chicks. Their shows started becoming hilarious because he had fat as fatass groupies that brought all their fat friends.

Ask the master jedi if he's threatening me.

youtu.be/EqQuihD0hoI

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>implying if I killed it it wouldn't make a sick trophy
>implying I value my life

Hey. Wanna here the most annoying sound in the world?

>here

>implying it can be killed
It literally decapitates itself to grow a new head and gets blown apart but keeps on creepin'.

More trophies

kys

this post accurately represent my being

what movie?

WHY NOT JUST RELAAAAAAXXXXX, WE'LL TURN ON THE RADIO! WOULD YOU LIKE AM, OR FMMMMM?

Didn't you watch After Earth? Jeeze