Mindy Kaling megathread

I would marry and impregnate this lady, or just casually date because I respect that she's a businesswoman first

and foremost and I realize that as a showrunner she might not have time for a serious relationship and she might

not want to take time off of her career to begin a family with me.

Pros of Mindy
+ thique
+ good personality
+ genuinely funny
+ rather exotic
+ voice of an angle
+ 6/10 which is actually a 10/10 because 10/10's are dirty insatiable untrustworthy whores who cannot be

satisfied and are usually empty vapid husks devoid of personality because they've relied on their good looks and

never had to cultivate a personality
+ she's rich and kind so she would enjoy sending us on a vacation and spoiling me
+ possible hollywood connections so I can get my career as a screenwriter to take off
+ good fashion sense

Negs of Mindy
- possibly TOO famous. paparazzi interfering with dates, vacations, outdoor romance
- as she is kind and trustworthy and not a shady filth who is aware of the dregs of society and their wiles, she is

susceptible to being wooed by someone like George Clooney, and, although I trust Mindy, she might, in a

moment of confusion, kiss George Clooney but then immediately come to and realize what she did and feel guilty

about it but hesitate to tell me because of how bad she feels and she worries about how I would take the news

but she would eventually tell me anyway and after I accepted her apology and forgave her she would give me a

backrub and we would take a nap together but when I woke up she would have a surprise present for me

Verdict: she is perfection

>thicque

She's gonna balloon up like Anna Nicole in five years bro

and get an even better booty and rack? that's a primo investment. literally no downsides.

>I would marry and impregnate

you have to be a bonafide homosexual to not want to marry and impregnate Mindy Kaling

can someone explain what's up with those shoes I cannot for the life of me figure it out.

Fuck off you disgusting latent fag
go put your cock in a blender

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POO
IN
SHOES

What do they call that style of show? Horse hooves?

Looks like she has a hairy chest.

I like Indian faces but their women suck at staying thin. A slim Indian woman over 18 years old is insanely rare.

Why the fuck would George Clooney want anything to do with her? He's married and I doubt he 's going to cheat on his wife for a fat, street shitter.

Style of shoe* sorry.

Suction cups so she can wobble but not fall down.

hi where are the white guy

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She doesn't look like that anymore

Did she get her skin bleached?
I guess being on TV bumps you up a caste.

Those are actually suction cups, she suffers from crippling vertigo.

OP, if you are reading this, please keep doing this.

I, for the longest time, considered Minday abhorrent. Just disgusting.

But little by little I feel like I'm starting to slide into the.. patrician side of life. I feel more masculine and strong as my sexual desires towards Mindy increases. It just feels like the right way to feel so keep this up.

I always secretly wanted my pooinloofu.

>style of show
says the retard cow who can't type

This, ho lee fuk. There's an indian sloot in porn that is a 10/10. No its not Mia.

Christ

I can smell the shit mixed in with curry just by looking at these pictures.

the power of the high test flows in your veins and into your boner

She has the face of an old retired sailor drinking whiskey in a rural american bar.