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Cast the inevitable remake
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probably jennifer lawrence and henry cavill
Modern media means there's no more pure maidens left in Hollywood.
They'll obviously get some black bitch like Zendaya to lead.
i dont know about Cavill but it would obviously be JLaw
And this would be the publics last straw with her and it would ruin her career, and the career of most anyone involved.
Came here to say Jlaw
krysten ritter
Amy Schumer
Ryan Gosling
no i meant jlaw plays the asian landlord
Lily Collins
This
disgusting eyebrows
Emma Stone will get that part, she was actually cast as an Asian-American in Aloha.
Sam Hyde as the Japanese neighbor.
No modern actress can match Audrey
shit taste
Even though she's old and it seems (at least to me) she isn't as influenced by Audrey as she used to be, she's one of closest you'd get to the real thing
>has tattoos
'no'
this
Based Scarjo?
Nah, looks generic. Her proportions are off, like a cheaper bootleg. Try again
remember this piece of shit?
Way too fat
V Hudgens
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If your choice for Hepburn isn't Rooney you're fucking BLIND
Gross
Or any actresses from 50's or the 60's for that matter and I'm not memeing they're just irreplaceable it's something unique about them which I don't know that is impossible to emulate
BANE
Leslie Jones
Truth
she really had god tier genetics.
Hepburn was a stick man, you seen her. Maybe Pudgens could lose weight.
These are good choices.
anne hathaway
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Natalie Portman
Most likely choice desu.
This!
>ears too pointy
>eyes too bulgy
>nose too big
>upper lip protrusion
>neck is fucked up
I don't think so
Sarah Silverman, Seth Rogan, and James Franco
>amy schumer
>because FATTY FAT FUCK IS HAWT apparently
Toguro
kek'd and check'd
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Amy Schumer, Idris Elba
Replace the Asian Landlord with Tyler Perry in drag.
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Have you even seen the film? Holly is basically a prostitute, so unless it is set in the early 60s having a tattoo would make sense.