Cast the inevitable remake

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probably jennifer lawrence and henry cavill

Modern media means there's no more pure maidens left in Hollywood.

They'll obviously get some black bitch like Zendaya to lead.

i dont know about Cavill but it would obviously be JLaw
And this would be the publics last straw with her and it would ruin her career, and the career of most anyone involved.

Came here to say Jlaw

krysten ritter

Amy Schumer
Ryan Gosling

no i meant jlaw plays the asian landlord

Lily Collins

This

disgusting eyebrows

Emma Stone will get that part, she was actually cast as an Asian-American in Aloha.

Sam Hyde as the Japanese neighbor.

No modern actress can match Audrey

shit taste

Even though she's old and it seems (at least to me) she isn't as influenced by Audrey as she used to be, she's one of closest you'd get to the real thing

>has tattoos
'no'

this

Based Scarjo?

Nah, looks generic. Her proportions are off, like a cheaper bootleg. Try again

remember this piece of shit?

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Way too fat

V Hudgens

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If your choice for Hepburn isn't Rooney you're fucking BLIND

Gross

Or any actresses from 50's or the 60's for that matter and I'm not memeing they're just irreplaceable it's something unique about them which I don't know that is impossible to emulate

BANE

Leslie Jones

Truth
she really had god tier genetics.

Hepburn was a stick man, you seen her. Maybe Pudgens could lose weight.

These are good choices.

anne hathaway

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Natalie Portman

Most likely choice desu.

This!

>ears too pointy
>eyes too bulgy
>nose too big
>upper lip protrusion
>neck is fucked up

I don't think so

Sarah Silverman, Seth Rogan, and James Franco

>amy schumer

>because FATTY FAT FUCK IS HAWT apparently

Toguro

kek'd and check'd

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Amy Schumer, Idris Elba

Replace the Asian Landlord with Tyler Perry in drag.

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Have you even seen the film? Holly is basically a prostitute, so unless it is set in the early 60s having a tattoo would make sense.