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If you were going to start a new country fom scratch, who would/wouldn't you let in?
Personally I wouldn't racially discriminate but I wouln't let in anybody with an IQ below 100, which realistically leave mostly whites and Asians.
Also no fatties.
shithead
I've just had my morning coffee, feeling bright eyed bushy tailed and ready to go!
faggot
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>but I wouln't let in anybody with an IQ below 100
if you do that no one will take the shitty jobs like McDonalds
HR just handed me a huge file of every Sup Forums post I've ever made at work
fucked it for real this time lads
>Trump condemns white supremacists
haha I bet Sup Forums is in shambles
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/brit/ more like /shit/
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Sup Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have posted this inside /brit/, the general for British culture, but your post has nothing at all to do with British culture! Whoops! You should always remember to post about America on /cum/, the general for the United States, unless your post warrants a separate thread! Posting about America inside the general for British culture is poor form. You should always try to post about Britain, unless your identity as an American is absolutely vital to the post about Britain you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to /brit/ culture!
seriously?
idiot retard bitch
I wouldn't let anyone in that eats mcdonalds simple as
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post braphogs
Nerd! *socks you in the face*
would literally jump out of the window if this happened
it defeats the purpose when chads head isnt shaped like chad
that's the joke
you want to be me, i am your idol
racism won't end until people stop obsessing over race
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> you will never sniff her braps before tasting a little bit of chocolate on the rim
it's time for toil
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
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ah yes, the Left
>tattoo
wouldnt shag
fair enough so your cunt has no fast foods
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yeah mate sitting here waiting for the managing director to come and speak to me
ah yes americans
australian
yank
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state of this thread
reckon you're fired? are you a good worker?
>ywn be this aesthetic while committing atrocities
hope based north korea nukes us
all the intelligent brits(i.e the lefties) are at toil right now contributing to society, only rorke is left autistically screeching about topics nobody cares about as usual
I hope they misfire and hit the UK
popped into a starbucks because i need to charge my phone
its my first time in one of these places
very weird
Is this a crossdressing boy?
this, I'm currently on fag break
factual post
absolute fucking peasant tier coffee
@201
wagie cuck lefty piece of shit poo head wanker arsefaced bellsniff bruce lefy cuck twat
Vile.
the reckoning will come, they will push too far, confident in their backing by Soros, the media, the establishment, and academia. If they go after someone like Jefferson, there gonna piss off a lot of Americans who actually value what culture and history we have left
what's wrong with it?
only been in starbucks once to charge my phone also
fuck yank corporations
the state of that muffin
bet you paid like $10 for that
talk about a ripoff
rmyt
Malcolm: That's the sort of thing the press will throw at you. I mean you step out of line they'll be all over you like a pigeon on a chip, you know? Is that your chair?
Nicola: Oh God yes, it's cool isn't it. It's got lumbar support.
Malcolm: Bin it. People don't like their politicians to be comfortable. They don't like you having expenses. They don't like you being paid. They'd rather you lived in a fucking cave.
Nicola: Ok, fine. So what should I be sitting on? Should I just get an upturned KFC bucket?
Malcolm: A fucking normal chair, right. Not a fucking massive vibrating throne.
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it's roasted to shit and to cover it up they add all manor of sugary shit flavorings like mint and pumpkin spice creams
just go to a normal ass coffee bar and get a cappuccino or don't drink coffee instead of getting a child's drink
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What are the worst posts you're getting done for? I shudder to think of some of the stuff I've posted here coming to light. They wouldn't understand.
adore the idea of his cute arse getting filled with nigger cum lads
possible nonce
holy shit moar
how can you tell that it's roasted "to shit" from a simple photograph?
hmm
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which one(s) should I cop?
hahahaha i hope this is real and you've posted some racist shit
big corporations like starbucks aren't like small local coffee bars - they generall all do shit in a uniform manner. plus the beans aren't roasted on premise at every starbucks lmao
I've got three job interviews lined up lads
*le brendan fraser meme* JUST
*heems and australian or five*
rose and jaguar desu
fuck off normie twat
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wrapping my head around this cryptic post
drumpf won't nuke korea he's controlled by the russians who are allies with the communists this is all a ploy to distract from drumpfs neo nazi ties
wrapping your head around me fist
>coffee bars
I am just a humble incel/NEET with a degree lads
any arrogant students here?
what the fuck did he mean by this?
turbo font
*sniffs*
you just KNOW there are, makes my blood curdle tbqh
all youngsters are arrogant because they haven't suffered enough to have any empathy
rose and the big cat are the best, rest are too "i;m trying really hard to be ironic"
wrapping your head around my dick
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*swiftly wraps your mandible around my size 12 boot*
fuck off
>yeah coffee is so fucking weird and gay lol just go to starbucks don't be pretentious
It's time
for Sanctions
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Having a crippling health anxiety episode
didn't say he would
*switches channel*
sounds like me haha
need more of that braphog
>arrogant student walks into my office
>hands me his "cv"
>tells me he deserves this job because he just recently acquired a degree
>tell him i'll get back to him
>ugly looking runt walks in
>hands me his "cv"
>left secondary at 16 and has been in work for the past 6 years
>invite both to an interview
>arrogant student shows up in a suit
>runt shows up in shirt and tie
>tell the arrogant student he has no experience
>runt laughs
>hire the runt
fuck arrogant students
*antagonizes it even more*
I just watched some US legaslative meeting on marijuana from the early 2000s, and only a few people were in favour of marijuana. Every opponent had literally no idea what they were talking about. They talking about marijuana deaths, overdose, addiction (like it's tobacco). That would be like me talking about tea and how we have to ban tea because of people are getting addicted and overdose.
They're describing legal prescription pills. Not marijuana. They fundamentally misunderstand the properties of this substance. It's just so fucking silly. And these are the people who make the laws. It's like children talking about sex. Yeah, I peed in her butthole and made a baby.
haven't showered in a few days
saved up a good steamy one
im a black intellect but unrefined
What is the most overpowered degree you could get?