/voc/ vocaroo bread

Edition de la figue.

La figue est le fruit du figuier commun, un arbre emblème du bassin méditerranéen où il est cultivé depuis des millénaires. Son nom français est emprunté à l'occitan figa issu du latin classique ficus.

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Ahh, finally! I love vocaroo threads.

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CHI

Wew, these threads seem to have had a marked drop in popularity.

Good castillan, 8/10
Shitty french, 0/10

>you will never hear hungarian in these threads

CAGO

My spoken English is worse.

so how is your german?

can you tell me what spaniards mean when they call mexicans "sudacas"?

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Too bad, those were my favorite for the last few years with Rudy, Nacha and the catalan girl.

I heard them call "Sucanas" as well.

Well good enough to survive in a German workplace but still a long way from any notion of fluency. It's only been 8 months though so I'm pleased with the progress.

Told you, its terrible
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>this level of butthurt

It's nice to see the legacy is alive

Old Spanish for spic aka non White Spanish speaker

Would you mind recording a few German senteces?

it's a slur

bit of German

Unser neues Projekt "Urlaub in Köln" ist erfolgreich zu Ende gegangen. Es war für uns eine wahnsinnig tolle Erfahrung und wir hoffen natürlich, dass es all unseren Teilnehmern genauso viel Freude bereitet hat!

Besonders die Schienenbusfahrten fanden absoluten Anklang bei den Leuten und diverse Male sind wir bereits darauf angesprochen worden, ob wir so etwas noch einmal anbieten. Aber natürlich

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Excuse the terrible mic quality. Should be picking up a new one this weekend

>Schienenbusfahrten
woops : ^)

Bump with some English:

Israel has expressed anger to the Swiss government over a hotel's sign that told Jewish guests to shower before using the swimming pool.

The sign in English, at Apartmenthaus Paradies in the mountain resort of Arosa, triggered much criticism.

Another sign told Jewish guests to use a refrigerator only at certain times.

Israel's deputy foreign minister called it "an anti-Semitic act of the worst and ugliest kind". Reports say the hotel has now removed the signs.

A photo of the shower sign was tweeted, after an Orthodox Jewish guest spoke about it on Israel's Channel 2 TV.

Very good work I am impressed. Schienenbusfahrten is a difficult word to pronounce

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Cheers lad. Speaking German is the least of my struggles. German grammar has been and continues to be a real challenge for me.

Contrary to what I was told when growing up, German is certainly not easier to learn than French!

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Nice and clear, add a top accent.

8/10

Lovely voice and accent. You must be popular with the German women

T-thanks. I guess all those hours of German tv whilst waiting for my wifi to be set up really paid off

Gratis german Sat TV is available everywhere in Europe on Astra 19.2E
You have to sort between soft porn call TV, telemarketing channels and televangelists.

Phoenix, ZDF Neo and 3sat have interesting programmes.
You can have your daily soaps or dubbed films on Sat1, Kabel 1 or Pro7, this is how I try to keep my german afloat.

I can't into french
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I have no clue what I even did with my voice/accent, but eh.

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French :
Not that bad, what may prevent comprehension is the fact that you should not pronunciate "gu" as [gu] but as [g].
"Figue" should be pronunced like "Fig" in english.
This is because in french, a "g" before a "e" is pronunced as a [ʒ]. We put a silent "u" hereafter to prevent this.

The double "cc" in "occitan" should be prononuced [ks], like in "ox" in english.

Ah, that makes some sense. As for the cc=> ks, didn't know that. Is that true for all double-c in french, or just in Occitan and perhaps a few other instances.

I'm a big fan of Arte. Some of the shows are bizarre, granted, but there are some comfy docs and it allows me to watch them in French if I want, which is very handy.

I was never a TV fan, this is the first one i've owned since 2013 and even back then I only used it for gaming. However, having no wifi in my new apartment forced me to turn it on and it's really helped, tb h

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Nicely done, nicely yank tier.

9/10

Some portuguese for ya:


A Guerra do Paraguai foi um conflito militar que ocorreu na América do Sul, entre os anos de 1864 e 1870. Nesta guerra o Paraguai lutou conta a Tríplice Aliança formada por Brasil, Argentina e Uruguai

I think it is a general rule (except maybe for foreign words).
I can only think about words where "cc" is pronunced [ks] :
- accentuer
- accepter
- occiput
- accent

Oh, now that I think about it, here are some that are only pronunced like a regular [k] :
- occasion
- occulter

The difficulty with french comes from the fact that in order to make sense how to prononuce a word, you somehow have to identify how it is formed.

Arte is a bit weird, true; too bad their docs are only available 7 days after the airing. Some are available (search "arte" + "uptobox") but it's seldom the case for the most obscure ones.
I remember one documentary where pianists tried several grand pianos for hours in order to have the ultimate piano for their performance, shit was pretty cash.

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Did my best

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r8, i don't speak french.

>I remember one documentary where pianists tried several grand pianos for hours in order to have the ultimate piano for their performance

That sounds right good, like.

They have a nice series on pretty towns throughout the south west of France, exploring the history and beauty spots etc. I think they even did one on the town I used to live in.

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Just tried to mimic shit from max payne 3 and live leak videos.

Very hard to understand, 3/10
The mike sound was pretty bad too, desu.

is anyone able to read this? i would read smth in german or english but im not on pc right now

Zawisła na niebie tęcza
gama kolorów zebrana w wiązkę,
czy to snuje się nić pajęcza,
czy na chmurach zawiązano.
wstążkę?

Kolorowe wstążki
zawisły na niebie,
gdy wyciągnę rączki
ściągnę je do siebie,

przewiążę ja nimi
dar swego serduszka -
uczucia trzymane
w kieszonce fartuszka.

it's random rhyme for children about rainbow btw

s-sorry

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Some I knew, some I guessed...
I think this shows.

Really good!

The only thing to improve right now would be "cz" which you said as "sh" and it should be "tch".
And "rz" is always read as "g" in your George.

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Not so fast!

Sláinte na háille is gile ná an ghléigil', ní fhágfaidh mé seo go n-insí mé scéal.

Mac Rí Chonnachta, fuaigh sé amach lá amháin ag fiach agus casadh seanfhear dhó. Bheannaigh siad dhá chéile.

"An mbeidh cluife cárdaí agad, Mac Rí Chonnachta?"

"Is cuma liom," arsa Mac Rí Chonnachta.

Shuigh siad síos. Chuir Mac Rí Chonnachta an chéad chluife air.

"Goidé... Goidéard an geall?"

"Go gcaithfidh tú cloigeann gabhair a chur ar mo mháthair ' ceann míosa."

Ar maidin, casadh dhó aríst é.

"Ar chonaic tú sin?" arsa an seanfhear.

"Chonaiceas. Agus tá stró ar mo chroí nó bhí sí ina drochbhean dom."

Bhuel, lá arna mhárach fuaigh sé amach aríst agus casadh dhó é.

"Ar chonaic tú sin?" ar seisean.

"Chonaiceas."

"An mbeidh cluife cárdaí eile agad?"

"Cuma liom."

Ghnóthaigh Mac Rí Chonnachta é.

"Goidéard an geall?"

"Go gcaithfidh tú an chathair is bhreáchta a chonaictheas ariamh a bheith ar aghaidh chathair m'athair ar maidin agus an bhean a bheas póstaí agam a bheith istigh (...)."

Bhuel, lá arna mhárach fuaigh sé amach aríst.

"Ar chonaic tú sin?" arsa an seanfhear.

"Chonaiceas, ach ba chóir dhuit a fhágáil ansin."

"Níor rinní tú sin... Níor chuir tú sin ins an margadh," arsa an t-seanfhear.

An tríothú maidin, fuaigh sé amach agus casadh an seanfhear dó.

"Ar chonaic tú sin?"

"Chonaiceas," ar seisean, "ach ba chóir dha-... dhuit a fhágáil ansin."

"Níor choinnigh tú sin ins an margadh," ar seisean.

Bhuel, caithfi-... Chuir an tseanfhear an cluife air.

"Goidéard an geall?" arsa Mac Rí Chonnachta.

"Go gcaithfidh tú m'áit a fháil amach. Agus bhéarfaidh mé lá agus bliain duit lena fháil amach."

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I need
>fick di
>fickts euch
>VERDAMMTEN ARSCHLÖCHAAAAAAAA (screaming)
>RUHEEEEEEEEEEEE (raised voice)

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>A STORM COMES OR IS IT JUST ANOTHER SHOAH
Oy vey

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Hello darkness my old friend.

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cute.

Truly remarkable

y-you too

Least I could do after you linked the thread on /fr/. Can you point me to the vocaroos posted by females ITT?

r8 my german

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its ok

>Least I could do after you linked the thread on /fr/
Have you any proves of this allegations?

10/10 pêh

I studied in Dijon :^)

I used to be really good at French in high school, don't know about now

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i kept laughing doing this one

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pls do this

Кoгдa мнe былo 15 лeт, и я хoдил cpaть бятя вcё вpeмя кaк-бы нeвзнaчaй кpyтилcя вoзлe тoлчкa, и вcё cпpaшивaл, чтo ты тaм зaтих, пoчeмy тeбя нe cлышнo? пepвый paз я нe oтвeтил, тaк oн нaчaл лoмитьcя в двepь, и opaть, чтo ты тaм мoлчишь, чтo c тoбoй? нaчaл мaтepитьcя, и гoвopить, чтo вooбщe двepь c пeтeль cнимeт, aлco, бaтя pyгaлcя, ecли я cpy и нe cмывaю, пpичём нe пpocтo вкoнцe cpaния, a нeпocpeдcтвeннo пocлe вылeзaния кaкaшки, мoтивиpoвaл этo тeм, чтo вoняeт, и caм пoтoм мнe гoвopил: вoт я кaкнy и cмывaю, и ты тaк дeлaй! oднaжды я cpaть ceл, и cлышy, бaтя гдe-тo y двepи вcтaл в oтдaлeнии, нy я жoпy вытep, и нa пoл нaкapaчики пpиceл, a тaм щeль oчeнь шиpoкaя cнизy y двepи, нy я в щeль и cмoтpю, a тaм бaтя нa кapaчикaх cидит и в щeль cмoтpит, и мнe гoвopит: ты чё? eбaнyтый? чё ты тaм дeлaeшь? бaтя кcтaти вcё вpeмя кaкиe-тo тpaвы пьёт, чтoбы cpaть чacтo, cpёт пo 5 paз в дeнь, a пoтoм гoвopит, чтo жoпy жжёт, и eщё пepдит oн. пиздeц кopoчe! peaльнaя иcтopия. я нe тpoлль

Could you Latinise it? Otherwise I'm going to butcher the fuck out of it.

Wanted to contribute for once, but for some reason, my microphone isn't detected. I'll try again later.

are you using chrome? try using another browser, an update screwed it up apparently.

I was having that problem myself. Record yourself using "sound recorder" on your desktop and just upload the file instead

viva la figue

I don't speak Russian so I was purely guessing how the most of the words were supposed to be stressed. I also only did the first sentence:

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Yes I use Chrome, I'll switch and retry, thanks.

Sounds like a good option.

for you

Kogda mne byilo 15 let, i ya hodil srat batya vsyo vremya kak-by nevznachay krytilsya vozle tolchka, i vsyo sprashival, chto ty tam zatih, pochemy tebya ne slyshno? pervyiy raz ya ne otvetil, tak on nachal lomitsya v dver, i orat, chto ty tam molchish, chto s toboy? nachal materitsya, i govorit, chto voobsche dver s petel snimet, also, batya rugalsya, esli ya sru i ne smyivayu, prichyom ne prosto vkontse spaniya, a neposredstvenno posle vyilezaniya kakashki, motivipoval eto tem, chto vonyaet, i sam potom mne govoril: vot ya kaknu i smyvayu, i ty tak delay! odnazhdy ya srat sel, i slyshu, batya gde-to y dveri vstal v otdalenii, ny ya zhopy vyiter, i na pol na karachiki prisel, a tam schel ochen shirokaya snizy y dveri, ny ya v schel i smotryu, a tam batya na karachikah sidit i v schel smotrit, i mne govorit: ty cho? ebanutiy? cho ty tam delaesh? batya kstati vsyo vremya kakie-to travyi piyot, chtoby srat chasto, sryot po pyat raz v den, a potom govorit, chto zhopy szhot, i escho perdit on. pizdets koroche! realnaya istoriya. ya ne troll

Pretty good, you can read Cyrillic well

It means 'my dearest friend', so if you ever come to latin america use it a lot.

It was absolutely dreadful.

Try some of the Irish ()

try this:
Nunc lege, nunc ora, cum fervore labora sic erit hora brevis, sic labor ipse brevis.

edichka huyedichka

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You'll get blood coming from your ears, I've never tried to read and pronounce Irish

Try it anyway (-;

not bad! except for the "v" which is pronounced like "w"

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Sorry for the low quality.

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My latin is a bit rusty. Closest I can come with translation from the top of my head is
>now read, now pray, work with great intensity so the hour will be short, as the labor self.

"Island, island, grassy island; grassy island's maiden."

In swedish:
"Ö, ö, hö ö; hö ö mö."

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Nice job! Both of you still need to look for the "v" though, "brevis" would be "brewis"

Also, it means something like: "Read, pray and work, is the way to find that time passes quickly and the work easy."
My English is crap so perhaps not exactly accurate.

Tá neascóid ar ioscad an easpaig.
Ach níl a fhios ag an easpaig go bhfuil neascóid ar a ioscaid.

An bhfacha tú an bacach, nó an bhfacha tú a mhac? Ní fhaca mé an bacach is ní fhacha mé a mhac, ach dá bhfeicfinnse an bacach nó dá bhfeicfinnse a mhac, ní bhacfainn leis an bacach is ní bhacfainn lena mhac!

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Eh, I've been taught that the v->w sound shift is a late latin thing.

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did my best

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Rate my angry German accent

REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey

10/10, nominating you for the German chancelor in this instant

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Here is some crappy English

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And even worse Portuguese

Any chance of some more French and/or German being posted ?

r8 pls

Your English was perfectly understandable but god damn it was very French.

Kek
I hope I didn't butcher it too much
I took Spanish instead of German in high school sadly