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Dishonest land

Why do they have such stupid faces?

The Horse and the Frog

This
Dishonest Filmmaking:
(Tarantino, Alejandro González Iñárritu, Wes Anderson, Christopher Nolan, Alex Garland, Paul Thomas Anderson, Nicholas Refn, Tom Hooper, Tyler Perry, Rian Johnson, Alfonso Cuaron, Noah Baumbach, Andrea Arnold, David Yates, Denis Vilenueve, James Franco, Steve McQueen) are intellectually bankrupt moral whores and charlatans; their films appeal to the modern phenomenon of the 'Pretend Epic' or Pseudo Cinema, often tied to the criticism that "It was a movie that thought it was a film" they have no ideas of their own and are filmed purely to have fancy essays made about them. They obfuscate their lack of insight under a smug impenetrable irony and often contain scenes with disingenuous attempts at depth with characters spouting platitudes that the director takes VERY seriously.
This directly panders to the IMDb reddit sensibility of quote circlejerking since these hacks are masters of the fools wit, "Quipping" (Not to be confused with the marvel co-opting of the word) , it sounds smart, cool and worldly but in reality there's nothing of substance, the Revenant's attempt at spiritualism was cheap and laughable and whilst someone like Malick has considered his philosophy, Inaurritu wears his introspection on his sleeve to give his film a false sense of depth with pathetic sermonising.

THIS is Dishonest Filmmaking.

They leech the greater works that preceded them; like The Enemy being a rip off Eraserhead, but they have nothing else to say.
They act under the guise of deconstruction, surface layer obvious 'social commentary' and a quirky forgettable score praised as 'innovative'. They are all inauthentic sycophants that rely on oscar buzz and post 9/11 detachment for relevance.

These directors are hacks and will be forgotten to time.

Some notably earnest filmmakers include, but are not limited to

>Mike Leigh
>The Coen Brothers
>Werner Herzog
>James Cameron
>Mel Gibson
>Terrence Malick
>David Lynch
>Clint Eastwood

Blah Blah Bland

Emma stone cant act land

its a musical?

What about Darren arononfsky?

Snoozeville

I can't believe that cool fairytale for kids broke the record for the most Golden Globe Awards. Hollywood bosses are lost their mind.

nice pasta you have there, need some bread?

Give me a blowjob

>more like just abduct me already before hollywood throws another award at it

>films cannot be aesthetic achievements alone, they must shoehorn a dose of armchair philosophy in order to qualify as art
Get the fuck outta here user, there's nothing wrong with making a good film just because you can

>takes place in LA
>LA LA Land


uh shouldn't it just be LA Land?
pretty dishonest t.b.h.

Saved.

Dishonest without a doubt.

The worst part is that his devotees mistakenly think they have better taste than the capeshit watching plebs, that they're someone the good guys in the battle of art against trash, but in reality it's people like you who are pulling the trigger on the gun pointed at the head of legitimate cinema. Then you're kicking its corpse into a grave all the time convinced that you're somehow a savvy viewer. A man of taste.


If I'm in the same room as someone who praises inauthentic art like the fountain I'll do everything in my power to pull that person's arms out of their fucking sockets.

The only film as bad as the fountain released in the last 20 years is Cloud Atlas.

la la lovely

Lie Lie Land

You ever think maybe not all directors have the same talent so they try. I do like the fountain but do acknowledge it's flaws

How bout Shane Carruth?

What about these?

Carax
Dolan
Noe

That's a lot of effort for a dumb meme.

Noah was honest its why only more than half of the critics liked it and only half the audiences. So was Pi it wasn't made with anyone in mind

>Pi it wasn't made with anyone in mind
Yeah except the Academy

La La Lame

what the fug is kliff kingsbury doing in a movie theater with a 6/10?

1 and a half hours of aesthetics porn is just that, porn. It's just an overload of the senses rather than an experience to be enjoyed. In terms of human enjoyment, less is always more. Your mind will remember a carefully built set piece or a wonderful conversation which puts the film into perspective. Your mind will not remember an action film that flits rapidly from action scene to action scene because it kills any suspense and leaves no room to like its characters.

You're responding the the pasta autist he has 49 pastas and tries to control board culture. This shitposting is his only human Interaction.

Simply put? He comes right after PTA in the line of dishonesty

Well I respectfully disagree it seemed like his creation

>PTA
stopped reading there

Post honest filmmakers

Fascist land

blah blah bland

Blah Blah Bland

...

one of the best films i've seen this year, and i view movies weekly, the realisim to the story and ending, the cinematography with most shots being single takes, and the fact that it was made for only 3 million dollars or so

What a fucking qt.
And this guy is 50 years old wtf?

Waste of my Money Land

Literally as soon as I saw it I knew that it would. Actors will give every fucking award they can to movie about theater, hollywood and actors. The academy will always award prizes to movies about movies. They do this every fucking time.

Went to see this on a blind date
Went to the bathroom a few times
She, looked pretty good, L O V E D, the movie
She wanted to dance in the parking lot, had me stop on the side of the highway so she could sing, got on top of my car, dented my roof, told her to get off, she jumped on the hood, when I drove off she was dancing with a stick she'd picked up, watched in the mirror as she realized I had really left her there
Texted my buddy and told him to brace for incoming from his GF

Movie should be called "If You're Not a Faggot, It's "I Don't Give a Shit Land""

Worst date night in a long time

Not even any songs worth humming or whistling later

...

More like cant act or sing land

why didn't benis into bagina?

Tarantino >>>>>>>>>>>>> garbage >>> lynch

IQlets actually believe this.

tarantino is one of the most uninspired boring filmmakers ever

More like LA LA SHIT, Amirite guys?

I thought it was a great film, but can anyone explain this scene to me? youtube.com/watch?v=gPdaG3rmU5A

>Dishonest filmmaking
>intellectually bankrupt moral whores and charlatans
>IMDb reddit sensibility of quote circlejerking

this is the current state of Sup Forums

That pasta is shit but la la land is dishonest and is trash

How in the world is Enemy like Eraserhead? If you'd have compared it to Lost Highway you might have had a point but Eraserhead? Seriously?

I was waiting for the casting directors to tell her that she looks like a frog and has absolutely no chance of ever becoming a famous actress.

Is this new pasta?

How do we get rid of Korinefag?

LA LA BLAND

ka-ka land

>not the worst most pandering movie in recent memory

Not new, but it is pasta, yes.

>movie
>date
You deserved it

>Terrence Malick
>Such deep artpieces that aren't oscar bait as
>Tree of Life
>Thin Red Line

...

Holy shit is this some weird pasta? How did it fit that first post so well? Is "Dishonest X" a meme?

Vastly, immensely, monumentally underrated post

SeeThese blah blah land hating Sup Forumsedditors think they're making a new meme, but the whole dishonest/honest/authentic/inauthentic thing goes back to even before they found Sup Forums because SW7 and bane posting.

Say what you will but Inherent Vice threads were pure gold with this dude

This new flavor of the month meme about movies being dishonest really killing all the possible discussion we could have about good films. Get that back to plebbit please.

WOW nice crop m8 holy shit I'm literally rolling on the floor laughing

Stop trying to make this meme happen.

It won't though. It'll teach all the capeshit, flavor of month meme flick loving plebs to watch good honest films

better than pleb shit like tarantino or villeneuve

>hating on literally /ourguy/ villeneuve

>ourguy
>pleb posts on Sup Forums
LOL

>meme

This is advanced autism

We would make a cute couple ^^

Ba Ba Bane?

this still needs more work.

It's an unfunny forced meme. The only "work" it needs is a bullet in the head of the cringey autist who wrote it.

I wish they did a movie about real Hollywood. Around 90% of actors and actresses live in poverty and never have "the big gig". A movie about a trying actress who spend the best years of her life trying everything she can think of, even casting couch, but never succeeds.

It's pretty accurate though

Reading this I felt like you were talking about BvS.

snyder? one of the most controversial director failed to make your pasta

Do not post here ever again

Perfect list other than the pathetic James Cameron memeing

>Around 90% of actors and actresses live in poverty and never have "the big gig".
For real? That's just sad.

KAKA Land!!