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Getting wagamama's lads

good edition
too early

This guy just messaged me asking me to go to Prague.

How do I respond?

please practice on my ballbag instead

Opiate addicts are the most runtish people on the face of the planet

Allah would be SEETHING at the existence of are Amer

plymouth is actually an alright place

need a new shower head

automatics are faster and more efficient

manaman

History lesson: /brit/ coalesced in Jan 2013 after a particularly snowy winter. Lots of threads on various different boards were created by Brits to discuss the weather and they were so comfy that one enterprising lad decided to start a permanent British general on Sup Forums. Does anyone else here remember those happy early days?

old tight all my niggas in the background

people who judge others are worse

Anyone up for a game of Red Orchestra 2? meet me at 40-1 UK server

what you having on your pizza lad?

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little brown slags

nah. the barbican is though. and the hoe. rest of it's shit

good post

>help me out
fuck off I told you what would happen, especially if you're only 18

anchovies and pineapple

one for tonight then I'll stick the other one in the fridge and have it tomorrow

nah first time here lol

Cant stop listening to white trash runt redneck rap

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Cars are for fags and submissive runtoids.

hate cornettos love magnums simple as

I was checking the 2013 archives recently and you seem to be incorrect. No permanent British general existed on Sup Forums until late 2013, /brit/ threads were irregular and spontaneous throughout most of 2013, very rarely thread-to-thread continuation.

Goodnight sweet prince

who are you citing?

what about dogs? heard you hate them.

never trusted a man that hates dogs. never will.

tossed salad and scrambled egg

vitamin water is literally just fucking flavoured water reeeeee fucking yanks

it became a recurrent thread in may-june of that year.

danelad is the paki making all those anti cagers post hes in lahore finding his future wife

rasheed here
love dogs, wouldn't like one in the house though

anime

Yeah I didn't mean to imply it was continuous at first

Guess you're one of those anti drug types funny how you people act so righteous yet cause more harm then good (by not helping me out)

answer please

good plan, but i hope you got a deal

If nobody judged one another then society and perhaps the human race would cease to exist

>Needing a friend to help you

Do you also bring in a bull too?

The local poundshop was handing out free mini oreos and those little cans of vit hit

I have 14 cans of 10 day out of date vit hits and 6 pots of stale mini oreos in my pantry

>yanks approaching /brit/

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dont really "love" them if you dont want one in the house do you. in what respect do you value them?

Bane?

shut up mong

this is a nice song user
thanks for sharing

Can't stand people that don't do drugs

Are aircraft carriers usually armed? How well can they defend themselves without an escort?

like looking at videos of border collies and shibas
also love it when a documentary on them crops up on the telly

What?

Are you asking why I wouldn't bring a bull into my home if I bring a dog into my home? Can you not see how ridiculous you sound?

Results day on Thursday lads

>the church of mogg

Dire

Thoughts on ketamine lads? Thoughts on the k hole?

Had one of those near death experiences where my sense of time and perception melted away into the ether and I stared into the abyss for a while. It was scary and I imagine its what death feels like. I thought I was dead for a while.

Nice try jong-un

Alcohol drinker: 2012-present
Cannabis smoker: 2014-2017
MDMA taker: 2015-2017
Cocaine taker: 2016-2017

no more illegal substances for me lads. I'm 19 now and I don't plan on continuing bad habits.

can someone explain to me rees-mogg's popularity?

do people really want to vote for someone who wants to send them down the coal-mine for a tuppence a day, because he's a purveyor of posho-reddit humour?

>>the church of mogg

>Dire

alri

No

Fuck off child

The bull is genteelism, you runt.

Dog = Mans best friend = friend = help
Bull = Cucker = YOUR WIFES SON

>Thoughts on ketamine lads? Thoughts on the k hole?
>Had one of those near death experiences where my sense of time and perception melted away into the ether and I stared into the abyss for a while. It was scary and I imagine its what death feels like. I thought I was dead for a while.

always wondered what would happen if a referee stood in front of a goal and blocked the shot, knowing it would be in 100% otherwise.

If drugs and alcohol didn't exist i'd kill myself

Say it with me: MR PRIME MINISTER

stop doing ket start doing h

Whats fedora about that you stupid fucking cunt?

they please you to look at aesthetically, but too 'dirty' to have in the house? i'm not saying you should have to keep any animal you admire i your home, it's obviously a personal choice. but if you love them, why not? I love dogs, as long as they are well behaved, they belong in the home with their owner

yeah based posh man xD

Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

i'm an ethnic KETistani waheyyy

SESHILAY

Are you me?

bUsiNEss IdEa: LoP my BOLLocks oFf

Answer me, have any of you lads hit the k hole?

Haha Tory party will die if he's in charge

Seek help

took ketamine for the firsts time at 5am after a night on the dazzle and pretty sure I k-holed

huffed 2 keys, felt nothing so did a third then it all hit me at once, also thought I was dying while I was on another planet

Mogg voted in favour of the snoopers charter haha

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not surprised lol

tory party will die if he isn't in charge as well

k hole: walked between the branches of the tree of universe

May?

I'm gay

Do you remember any visuals or audio? Mine was a complete blackout and it was just too confusing to describe. I dont know where I was physically when it was happening and I dont remember regaining consciousness.

mate may have been selling ket on the weekend. stupid bellend

Tarquin

bit gay

yeah but that's counterbalanced by him saying stuff in latin.

I'm bisexual

Might just ride around on the Jubilee Line for fun again

Is that supposed to be an insult?

>literally 'dude weed lmao' the country

tarquin's a libdem

bought two bottles of cider to poach a ham joint in. might just drink them though and poach it in water with some seasoning

thoughts?

>ket

the absolute fucking STATE of the british youth, would rather sniff some plant fertilizer than learn some valuable skill

res ipsa loquitir

bit gay

it was just a bizarre experience and my mind was miles away from my body, I remember thinking one lad across from me was the king of an ocean planet for some reason

I'm the same if I do a massive balloon

>says the literal drug addict

lmaoooooooooo