/Unk/ Unkle Adams General

THE NEEDLE DICK HAS WON edition:

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suicide when

Thoughts?

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do we really need a perpetual unk thread

silly user, we don't really need anything ever posted in this board

Yes. He just uploaded you negative shitposter. Go be original somewhere else.

Have you seen how bad Sup Forums has gotten lately? It honestly just makes sense to have an /unk/ general

wanna say if you're one of the people who has actually contact this guy to be rude to him, consider therapy

Literally the worst post in Sup Forums history.

i havent but u seriously should not feel bad for this idiot

>"your brain only has so much space inside"
>"it's called brain space"

unk is a positive cat and i follow along with him 100%

We actually need a board for the unk

/unk/

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you unoriginal llittle bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class from Orignalposting academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Unk's comment section, and Unk has fucked my wife over 300 times. I am trained in original warfare and I’m the top memer in the entire Originalposting group. You are nothing to me but just another melon. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this board, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of nephews across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, bully.

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kek

when will the inevitable suicide take place?

after his collab with $uicideboy$

trix r for kids

dubs confirms it

I'm going through some rough shit. The fact that this guy exists helps me get through my life knowing that at least I'm not as stupid and pathetic as this faggot. Thanks Sup Forums.

yeah..right.?...

lmao

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talk more shit, haters really be doubtin.... one day

>YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE ONE
he's really losing it

Hey is that that guy who dances around in a top hat? For those who don't know there's this super goofy, corny rapper that wears a top hat and jumps around

In like one music video

nightmare fuel

>you have to spend too much money
this motherfucker does realize that soundcloud exists and you don't have to spend money on anything more than a laptop to become a rapper nowadays, right?

For how wholesome his new video is this thread is negative as hell

We need an unk sticky

It was better when Unk was tougher on his needledick naysayers

It's not wholesome he's just doubling down. He wants to call Mandingo to ride his coattails as long as he is physically capable, he isn't being genuine at all. Trying to say he's not just an idiot for making Original, when no one's calling him an idiot for making that video they're calling him an idiot because he's bankrupting himself for something he could make with a $30 mic from Aliexpress. He's fucking delusional and he can't accept any criticism.

He's stuck in 00's.

because nobody sees through his bullshit. it's just damage control and by the looks of the comments and 50% of the people from originalposting it's working. he's a great meme but in no way, shape or form deserves any sort of high-tier success like he dreams of

Is there any hope left for Unk? I've watched all his vlogs, listened to couple singles and the only thing I see in his future is botomless debt.

Good point, I originally just saw it as Unkle Adams finally embracing the meme, but it does look more likely that he did that because he doesn't have many options left at this point

He had hope maybe two or even 1.5 years ago before he made a mental commitment to put everything he had into it. And because of that he won't change his ways and fall deeper and deeper into debt because muh dream (and he doesn't know how to get the same quality of music for basically chump change) He will implode in maybe two or three years, and shit will really happen. And when it does I will think of all of us.

>I want to have a phone call with him

This is our fucking chance boys. Anthony could snap him back to reality.

When he's over, we'll set the memorial. Such a jackass shouldn't be forgotten.

>tfw not good enough to have a viral video
>tfw not bad enough to have a viral video

the Unk just can't get anything right

kek true
im still holding out that unky boy is faking all this and he just owns an electronics store or something and memes with tvs

might want to do some more critical thinking user.

>everyone desperately pleads with unk to embrace the meme.
>he embraces
>not genuine

makes me laugh the guy never had a chaaaance

icky got the sticky unk

hes legitimately dumb.

I get the bullying thing and becoming a meme thats pretty awful I feel for the guy but listen to 8m15s on....


"there's a loto f people out there that kind of feed on your dream"

"most of the money went honestly to pay people who were supposed to take me further in the music industry and didn't"

this is the part hes not ashamed of, he tells it as if it was "just the way things went, oh well" but no he was a fool he let people bleed him dry.

>trying to START a rap career at age 31.
Thats around the time when the industry spits you out unless you've earned a legendary status

>Unk tries to be an inspirational rapper
>No one listens to him
>No one is inspiered by him
>He purposely puts himself in debt and acts as stupid as possible to make people think "at least I'm not him" and to make people laugh
>that feel when the Unk actually is a genius and is succeeding as we speak

Retard

I feel like theres some kind of play or musical waiting to be written here.

Yeah it's a good plot man

I'll give you that. The mirror with a sign "you're looking at THE ONE" looks like he wanted to put it in the shot, while filming his vlogs. He could use his friends car and appartment to make us believe that he really sold his car and house for this shit.
But otherwise, shit looks real. Views count, just plain bad songs and music videos. He also mentioned that 200k debt didn't just appear recently, it was almost 5 years "grind", which is realistic.
If it was just an art project, and he wanted to grab people's attention, he would show us many other things to show us that he's poor. I dunno, quick rundown on his everyday meals, how little water and electricity he uses. Exaggerate a bit, hype it up.

I would unironically watch a movie about a jackass like that

that mirror is pretty disturbing tbqh

Does anyone else get a lot of sadistic pleasure watching Unk fail?

I honestly wish he'd spiral further into delusional fantasy, and wind up so far into debt that his life is irredeemably fucked. I hope his girlfriend leaves him. I hope his credit rules him out of ever being able to get a house again. I hope his reputation is so fucked up beyond repair that he never lives this down. I want him to wallow so deep in embarrassment and self-loathing that he kills himself.

>sadistic pleasure
That's why I follow him. It's like torturing characters in Sims, but IRL

>Tomi Lahren
Thot alert!

i want to fuck tomi lahren

I hope he snaps and embraces a hardcore, hyperaggressive persona as a statement about how positive wholesome moral music apparently isn't what anybody wants

Watching him fail is really boring because that's all he does. I like watching him try to swim against the current, be it in the form of a retarded music video with overblown budget, flipping credit-bought TVs for cash or calling Fantano Needle Dick. He's just a plain old idiot otherwise, isn't entertaining in the slightest.

does he have a nice tv he keeps

Spot-on post.

Word on the street you fucked Tomi Lahren.

>retarded music video with overblown budget, flipping credit-bought TVs
That's a part of equation, brother. Every time he sells another TV, or releases a new song, or music video, he falls even further.

it sounds like he's about to cry, feel bad for the guy.

no

underrated

>hop on bike to figure out where your crew at
>tfw your crew is hiding from you

I don’t want to be how everybody else is
I’d much rather be original
First off I’m thankful for everyone that follows me
And everyone that doubted me can swallow their apology
I’m the kind of character that’s written in mythology
Living in the present day it’s in my biology
To rap about equality and the rock mic properly
It’s obvious a lot of you could learn from this philosophy
I’m not a know-it-all I’m full of curiosity
I’m fascinated by the stars and their luminosity
Guided by a prophecy working at full velocity
I grew up the classics class of Sean Connery
My women’s from a James Bond flick I won the lottery
Plus I mold young minds similar to pottery
I just stole your fans better call it in a robbery
I sound so original my clone couldn't copy me
No this anatomy belongs to a prodigy
Honestly in my mind nobody is topping me
I don’t want to blend in how those other men did
Before they even got going their careers ended
But not me I’m driven by a very different engine
That keeps ripping giving me incredible momentum
So if you’re offended by anything I mention
Or anything I wear if you have an objection
Write out a complaint and place in your rectum
Or better yet type it in the comment section
That’ll give this video a little more attention
My God your iPod needs an intervention
Look at you doing that just because your friend did
Be yourself and make your decisions independent
My rhythm is tremendous and lyricism endless
Nobody is similar I see no resemblance
A treat for the senses followed by a question
Tell me, what is it you see in your reflection
Imma be the only person I’m supposed to be
And that’s me it’s a bonus if they notice me
I make music and use it to buy my groceries
Nowadays I’m even moving units overseas
I’m busy working while they leave it to a clover leaf
I’ve been original since in my Momma’s ovaries
I started locally and now they know me globally
Depression and anxiety I talk about them openly

>I started locally and now they know me globally
>Depression and anxiety I talk about them openly
these are actually true now. Good job, Unk.

actually based
>Keep playing video games
dropped

Is original me apology mythology biology properly philosophy curiosity luminosity velocity Connery lottery pottery robbery copy me prodigy topping me men did ended engine momentum mention objection rectum section attention intervention friend did independent endless resemblance question reflection be me groceries overseas clover leaf ovaries globally openly

>be me
>groceries overseas

>depression and anxiety i talk about them openly

LALALALALALALALALA LETS SHOW EM HOW WE DO THIS

SOTY

loL

Man fuck Obama for not retweeting my man

>"most of the money went honestly to pay people who were supposed to take me further in the music industry and didn't"

This is the thing I hate. There's this bitch named Myahlana, and she's the same exact way as Unkle Adams, except fuckable.

They both just seem to think this is an industry where you need to pour money into in order to be successful, and that if you keep pouring in money, you'll just become more ahead. What they fail to forget is that the industry pays the artist, not the other way around. If you, as a standalone artist, are paying to get ahead in the industry, you are already further behind than 95% of the people participating. If you can't make it without money, then you'll never make it with money.