I wanna die

I wanna die

kill me now

I stopped watching movies, you should do the same.

Kong looks like a decent action film and hopefully guardians, batman and logan will be entertaining, but I can't imagine ever being bored enough to watch Alien covenant, spider-man or justice league.
Also it's a shame that all the thor films have shit plots and side characters, because they're pretty much the only films around right now that deviate from the "Present day, Present time" setting.

wow... I'll never eat again...

FUCK YOU
IT'S YEAR

>thousands of films have been made in every country in the world for over a hundred years
>thousands are made every year
>nope let me just watch shitty blockbusters in my local theater

Planet could be good, the last one had good Serkis feels and Oldman in it. Keanu is our boy. Rest, i can give less shits.

>the sea-boots are automatically bad meme

you should watch everything with an open mind

Lot of good directors releasing movies this year, but if you only focus on shit you'll end up like this stupid fuck

I'm going to hold out hope for Logan. Right until the last credits roll

nothin like an ice cube sandwich for lunch

Wick 2 will be a let down.
Star wars will probably be a let down.
Beauty and the beast will be a disaster that loses money.
Wonder woman will be a disaster and people will try to blame misogyny for its failure (rather than galdot) while simultaneously claiming that it is a massive success and a groundbreaking film for feminism.
Apes will be about as bad as the last one.
Pirates will underperform and hopefully finally kill the franchise.
The dark tower will underperform due to poor writing and direction.
Transformers will make money, but less than the last one and the producers will greenlight three more films.

Kong actually looks like fun because John C. Reilly is in it.

Lego Batman might be good

Kong will be awesome mindless action fluff, Alien /might/be okay and will certainly look fantastic (Ridley Scot makes great-looking movies), New Spiderman, eh, I don't care about comicbook flicks but I might see it if it's funny.

The rest of that lineup looks like ass, but it's hardly as if these are the ONLY movies coming out this year.

kek

based nolan saving cinema once again

>Looks like fun

The words of a dead man on Sup Forums

Isnt Fugushima directing Dark Tower?

What do?

No, it's Nikolaj Arcel a.k.a. "that guy who made the original adaptation of the girl with the dragon tattoo and nothing else of note", plus all of the writers are hacks with multiple bad screenplays to their names.

>Apes as bad as the last one
So it'll be pretty good, then?

BASED

hmm i actually liked the original swede than fincher's and yet consider stephen king a hack and havent even read it. eh, i'll just torrent it anyway. i liked apt pupil.

Arcel only wrote the screenplay for GWTDT, he's never directed a noteworthy film.

Pleb alert.

>pleb alert
you're on fucking Sup Forums, man
There's nothing but plebs, including you

I am waiting for T2 Trainspotting

There's going to be a number of smaller films that come out this year that look interesting. The kind of films that you would usually say:

>I'm not going to the theatre to see that, it's an at home viewing movie.

How about in 2017, you guys change this mentality somewhat and forego the "blockbusters" and the "capeshit" in the theatre in favour of smaller, more interesting fodder. If those sorts of films do well its more likely there'll be an impetus to focus more on said kind of films.

I'm guilty of the above mentality also, I'm going to try to rectify this.

Terminator and Bridesmaids crossover movie, when?

only ones that im genuinely excited to see are alien and JUSTice league

that's not what OP listed out you faggot, stop pretending you're smart

I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKOFF TO REDDIT

Is 2017 gonna be a meme now?

>implying my local cinema doesn't only play blockbusters and capeshit

me personnaly i have hd premium tv that broadcast all recent movie i never seen anyone, and honestly i prefere to rewatch old 70/80/90 movies remastered instead in hd.

Apes is pure kino.

My thoughts exactly but you forgot to comment on GOTG 2 which will make a shitton of money
Transformers need to die or at least get a reboot

>"Present day, Present time"

HAhahahahahaha

that one made me lose it
the avocado and hot cheetohs on wheat actually looks good

>Beauty and the beast will be a disaster

Artistically yes.

>that loses money.

I very much doubt it.

>kong
kino
>covenant
reddit
>homecoming
reddit
>guardians 2
reddit
>logan
kino
>justice league
kino
>ragnarok
???
>lego batman
???
>john wick 2
???
>episode VIII
reddit
>emma watson
reddit
>wonder woman
???
>monkino
kino
>pirates
???
>dark tower
reddit
>last knight
bay's last chance at transformers kino

FUCK YOU ITS INFINITIVE

t.RLM fan

>you should watch everything with an open mind
>you should watch everything
Fuck you man if I want to see people beating a dead horse I'll go to liveleak.

>that Steve Brule reference in the Kong trailer
I have a feeling this will be a fun movie or tremors 5 tier garbage

Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Beauty and the Beast 2 (reboot)
Thor 3
Planet of the Apes 3
Pirates 5
Transformers 5
Alien 6
Spider-Man 6 (reboot, again)
Wolverine 6
King Kong 8 (reboot?)
Fast and Furious 8
Star Wars 9
Friday the 13th 12

Somebody please make it stop

Logan will be Kino user, the rest will be trash with the exception of Lego Batman that i'll watch on Netflix when i'm drunk.

Fifty Shades 2
John Wick 2
Trainspotting 2
Underworld 5
Resident Evil 5
XXX reboot (not a porno, an action movie with Vin Diesel)
Power Rangers reboot
Ring reboot
Despicable Me 3
Ghost in the Shell adaptation
Going in Style reboot (although tbf the original is like 40 years old)
Annabelle 2 (idk what this is, just saw it on a list)
Insidious 4
Saw whatever
Mummy reboot

Ya know, movies have always been made up of reboots, sequels, and adaptations. Even the best films with original stories are only good because of the direction. You're hating on the wrong aspects of the movie industry when you point out sequels and reboots. You shouldn't hate the renewed stories/characters, you should hate the lack of artistry. The reason these studios keep getting away with reshoots and stuff is because nobody cares. Studios hire artists and then bleach their work to make it more palatable for the common nigger. That's what you should point out, not this vapid shit.

Not him but I think it will make some money on the classic name and emma watsons alone. It won't do great numbers though imo.

True, I wouldn't hate reboots/sequels/prequels if they were good. But they're pretty much all shit nowadays. Just look at the ones from 2016.

>Star Wars 7: A Newer Hope
>Star Wars 8: A New Hope Spinoff
>Spider-Man: High School
>Ghostbusters: If you don't like it you're a misogynist
>Harry Potter: Lost in New York
>Independence Day 2
>Avengers 3
>Jason Bourne again
>Tarzan 2: Racist Edition

Didn't even bother with that Batman movie or the Ryan Reynolds superhero movie because Avengers 3 was so bad that it turned me off superhero movies forever.

John Wick 2, Kong Skull Island, and War for the Planet of the Apes are the only ones worth seeing.

Now everything will get a Lego movie? Oh fuck me.

Someone please wake me up.

>Sup Forums always says that they hate capeshit and that it's only for plebs/manchildren
>the only thing Sup Forums ever talks about is capeshit everyday

Hmm...really stimulates my neural cortex

I remember when I went to see Rogue One one of my buddies pointed out that not a single trailer was an original idea. And there were like 10.

It really made me think

all right Sup Forums, what was the real YEARKINO?

>Transformers
>Needs a reboot to save it

AM I BEING TROLLED? IS THIS BAIT. IDK CAN SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN HERE A WHILE PLZ HELP

LEGO batman will be kino

>not wanting to watch Lego Batman

It's okay everyone, we have A Dog's Purpose to look forward to

>Skull Island
Only mildly interested. Kong isn't nearly as interesting as Godzilla.
>Alien Covenant
Only movie I'm really hyped about.
>Spider-Man Homecoming
I heard that Spidey doesn't even punch or kick anyone in this movie. Is that real?
>Guardians of the Galaxy v2
I'll watch it, but it's still not something I'm overly hyped about.
>Logan
The Last of Us with Wolverine
>Justice League
WB likes tossing money into fire.
>Thor Ragnarok
Buddy cop movie with Hulk and Thor might be interesting
>Lego Batman
Something I'd take my wife's son to see.

Post some good flicks then if you are so offended by these big blockbusters.

Name ONE singular blockbuster you think is so intellectually superior. I'll wait.

>Watching movies made int he 21st century

That's your first mistake

>black people
>dogs
>taking care of one

Immersion dropped

Will they fuck up the dark tower ? Im reading the books now and they are amazing. Do we know what story they are doing ?

...

Maybe you should've started thinking before you went to see a movie thats as far away from an original idea as your dick from a vagina

>TWO DC properties
>FOUR marvel properties

STOP THIS SHIT

STOP IT

FUCKING FUCK. 2017 already worse than 2016

>apes was bad

Shit opinion

...

You know, i now these franchise films have always existed and there are more films coming out this year...

what annoys me is that these films hog all the media attention and, as a result, snuff out any hope original films have of making a decent profit.

>Apes will be about as bad as the last one.
So it won't be bad at all? Cool.

King kong and alien look good

Dark tower is gonna give us great meme material tho