Black Mirror Episodes Ranked from Best to Worst

1. Shut Up and Dance
2. Nosedive
3. The National Anthem
4. Playtest
5. The Waldo Moment
6. Hated in the Nation
7. Men Against Fire
8. White Christmas
9. San Junipero
10. The Entire History of You
11. White Bear
POWER GAP
12. Fifteen Million Merits

Discuss
13.

Forgot Be Right Back, that should be between The Entire History of You and White Bear

Hated in the Nation has a huge plothole. The bees found their targets using facial recognition. The targets just had to cover their faces to be immune. Not like you can't get a niqab in UK anyway.

you have just ruined yoiur own thread already
>hide

Is Shut Up and Dance really worth watching? Got a B on AVClub.

>Entire History of You not #1

OPINION DISCARDED.

its not that good, Sup Forums loves it cos the average here is college student

I thought San Junipero was boring and uninteresting, but everyone on the internet seems to put it up on a pedestal.
It's so simple - just slap on the 80s theme and LGBT crap on an episode and the dumb masses will love it.

The whole 'existence after death' theme has been done to death before.

just watch it and come to your own conclutions isntead og asking you lazy shit

why is your list backwards?

I didnt like it, that le trolled finale is shit

Nosedive was awful, m8. That was by far the most hamfisted episode

What exactly did you not like? The betrayal or the usage of the image?

Thats a really shit tier list mang, work on you taste.

Nosedive at 2? Your opinion sucks.

Great idea, shit execution.

>wasting an hour on a shitty episode
When I was 14 I would have been impressed by San Junipero, and it would have had a much stronger ending if that lady just decided to die instead.

1. Be Right Back
2. The Entire History of you
3. The National Anthem
4. Nosedive
5. 15 Million Merits
6. The Waldo Moment
7. White Bear

Didn't see anything else. It's okay.

1. White Christmas
2. Playtest

I agree, Playtest was the worst.

The main character was so annoying. Kept talking and over-reacting like a retard.

its trash just like the whole series

And it didn't make sense. LOL WE CAN JUST MAKE YOU SEE ANYTHING AND NOTHING IS REAL. Completely destroyed the whole concept of the episode, which was the game's ability to make you interact with unreal objects IN A REAL SETTING.

Lazy.

i thought the mom joke was on point

1. White Christmas- Based Hamm. Best encapsulation of what the show's tone should be- Foreboding, sinister, not unbearably smug.
2. The Entire History of You- Greatest cuck story ever told. Kebbel's unreal.
3. San Junipero- Blatant LGBT pandering, but an effective love story nonetheless. Looks great.
4. Playtest- Neck and neck with 5. Great atmosphere, fun plot, fantastic watch. Should've ended after the 1st twist, 2nd sacrificed credulity for edginess.
5. Nosedive- Ham-fisted commentary but BDH's performance carries it. Ending worked well.
6. White Bear- Twist worked, nothing else to recommend.
7. Shut Up and Dance- Twist was shit-tier edginess, otherwise worth a recommend.
8. Men Against Fire- Move up to 3 or 4 if you haven't watched The Outer Limits' "Hearts and Minds" (1998). Otherwise painfully, pointlessly predictable.
9. Fifteen Million Merits- Very kind of Brooker to let a 14 year old George Carlin fanatic write an episode about the moral evils of porn and reality TV, real cutting edge stuff. Whitehouse would be proud.

Haven't watched the rest yet.

You're worthless

>The Waldo Moment anywhere but the bottom

You fucked up OP

Rude

yes, i think we can all agree that waldo was the worst of all

>10. The Entire History of You

Why did this episode, more than any other, make me so depressed

I think it's the way women are so fickle and untrustworthy that made it

A FUCKING NIGGER WITH MOMMY???!!!!!


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>POWER GAP
>12. Fifteen Million Merits

agreed

That sexy irish (scotish?) makes up for anything wrong with the episode tho

Oh you poor sweet child
Literally the first film she ever starred in she slept with a negroid

Eh it's alright, wouldn't rate it #1 though

What is this show?

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

It's a British horror anthology on Netflix.
Like Twilight Zone but requires even more suspension of disbelief. A lot of episodes focus on technology destroying society.

black mirror, it's absolutely standard viewing

Face it buddy, white women were built for the BBC.

That sounds neat. Is it on netflix or anything?

Not that guy but that part made me go oh shit no you didnt and at the same time roll my eyes at le epic troll face. But connotation aside, it was a good way to convey the betrayal I suppose.

b-but bryce...

>BACK OFF OR I'LL CUT HIS HEAD OFF AND STICK IT UP MY ASSSSSS!!!!!!!!
What did she mean by this?

I just don't get how Hamm guy is supposed to do anything with his life at the end having everyone else blocked

burn the coal, pay the toll

yas!!!

I can't find a good stream of this so I didnt bother watching it. show isn't that good it's overrated and overhyped as being "deep" but it's deep like kanye (i.e. faux-deep)

t b h

Master ruseman would have been funnier.

getting fucked by a monkey or dog is a spiritual experience every white woman should pursue willingly

It's not super deep, but it's well made, entertaining and original enough

open load dot co

>Couldn't find a good stream

It was as bad as rick rolling in SP

Playtest and men against fire were garbage desu and White Christmas should be third

I mean, sure, I found it a bit weird too, but these old Sup Forums memes are still used regularly on reddit and the normies associate it with "le hacker crowd".

I loved it because the redhead reminds me of a girl I used to see, same fashion sense, same hair color, somewhat shy. It made me sad.

I only watched shup and dance once some time ago.

Im tryin to remember the part where they made it clear that the kid was watching CP, but I can't.

15 Million Merits

>unique, interesting world
>not just "future with computer eye contacts" land
>multiple character perspectives
>doesn't hinge on edgy twist to make the whole thing worth while
>satifying, yet melancholy ending
>best girl

>consensus in this thread is that its bottom tier

Stay pleb Sup Forums

>unique, interesting world
t. embryo
>not just "future with computer eye contacts" land
DUDE WHAT IF THERE WERE SCREENS EVERYWHERE LMAO
>multiple character perspectives
The only straight white male is a misogynist slob. Dropped.
>doesn't hinge on edgy twist to make the whole thing worth while
U wot m8?
>satifying, yet melancholy ending
Why am I supposed to care about a bug-eyed nigger making it out alive?
>best girl
Worst girl. You don't remember the fappening, do you?

I watched 3 episodes and the all sucked

this show sucks

Ah, so it's a Sup Forums thing...

1. White Christmas
2. 15 Million Merits
3. The Entire History of You

4. Shut up and dance
5. Hated in the nation
6. The National Anthem

7. White Bear
8. Men Against Fire
9. Playtest
10. Nosedive
11. San Junipero


12. Be Right Back
13. The Waldo Moment

>people putting the shitty Yank episodes anywhere near the top

Jeez. Take a break from Sup Forums for a while, kid.

>1. Shut Up and Dance
I watched this last night, it wasn't that great.

BM kind of annoys me since the whole concept seems to be about inventing a certain situation and going "imagine this happened to you!"

really? i thought the two performances by the leads were fantastic, especially the kid. that ending was great, too, although I'm a little biased since I love OKC so much.

I'm convinced that anyone who likes Shut Up and Dance is underage. Best episode is White Christmas.

>Best episode is White Christmas.
true
>I'm convinced that anyone who likes Shut Up and Dance is underage
why? 21 years old here, one of my fav episodes.

Not who you responded to, but the problem have with a lot of BM episodes is that its almost completely reliant on the twist. I think Shut Up and Dance probably the most so.

I agree, the acting was pretty good. And it WAS a decent twist. But, everything leading up to that was pretty dull and done many times before.

I dunno, to each their own. I much prefer eps like Nose Dive and Fifteen Million that set their rules up early and then play within it.

Good rankings user, exactly how I feel

>people think white memeas or shut up and meme are better than history of you

meme meme meme

You only listed 12 episodes. I thought this show had at least 3 seasons.

Nice try CTR

>Ooooo Baby do yo know what that's worth
>OOOOO Heaven is a place on earth!

Tell me you didn't feel Sup Forums

>9. Fifteen Million Merits- Very kind of Brooker to let a 14 year old George Carlin fanatic write an episode about the moral evils of porn and reality TV, real cutting edge stuff. Whitehouse would be proud.

This episode is about the way that a society is able to subsume even good faith criticisms into their own tools of oppression senpai

>Black Memer
>Shut Up and Meme
>Memedive
>The National Meme
>Memetest
>The Waldo Mement
>Hated in the Meme
>Men Against Memes
>White Mememas
>San Junimeme-o
>The Entire History of Memes
>Meme Right Back
>White Meme
>Fifteen Million Memes
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I did, feck the haters

yes, it remains the best one yet

She's Scottish. She played Diane in Trainspotting.

The best

Nosedive
The entire history of you
Fifteen million merits

The worst

Playtest

Stopped watching after Playtest

anyone have a webm of this?

Literally in the OP, retard

well would you look at that

Kill yourself

every episode feels like it was written by an edgy 14 year old except:
-be right back
-hate in the nation

waldo is pretty good

It feels it's edgy only because you are a master level edgelord yourself.

Please have sex

>The Waldo Moment
>5
Literally kill yourself

>dude likes and shares on twitter and facebook are like totally a rating system for your status in society were so oppressed by social media and its making everyone so fake!!!
>dude trump is so crazy bro what if people like him actually got elected lol!! u could probably get a racist teddy bear elected over boring politicians haah!!
>bro having a 9-5 job is like slavery and like the only way out is to save up lots of money!! but no one ever will be able to because of our stupid consumer culture haha!!! were like mice on a wheel bro!!

>The only straight white male is a misogynist slob. Dropped

did you forget the ginger kid or just baiting?

Waldo would be better if the post credits scene didn't exist. Every single fucking time Black Mirror shits the bed by having a suitably unhappy or depressing ending and then decides 'nah, we have to make this worse to REALLY hammer the point home' and fucks it all up.

Playtest also suffers really hard from this. I also dislike that the protagonist was fucked from the start. Horror movies are great because up until the character makes a fatal mistake and dies they COULD survive. When you just have everything the protagonist does be pointless because they're already dead it's not satisfying.

He was a weeb

>Nosedive at 2
> Fifteen Million Merits at 12

FUCK THIS LIST, SUCKS

Are you serious? The episode has way more to offer than "muh 80s" and "muh homossexuality". Opinion descarted, you are such a pleb, or just a contrarian.

>San Junipero not number 1

...

15 Million Merits was good you pleb.

>bro having a 9-5 job is like slavery and like the only way out is to save up lots of money!! but no one ever will be able to because of our stupid consumer culture haha!!! were like mice on a wheel bro!!