What's your secret, Sup Forums?

What's your secret, Sup Forums?

i think fear and loating in las vegas is absolutely garbage as 28 days later is

I didn't like the new star wars movies.

I have no taste in film

if i tell you then it's not gonna be a secret

oh, so they have to be Sup Forums-related, okay

I'm a huge Gilmore Girls fan

But those are my 2 favorite movies

I don't really watch movies

I just read the wiki and shitpost on Sup Forums

I enjoy porn parodies far more than I should, in a non sexual way.

I browse/post on Sup Forums.

I like Drakeposting.

I watch The Amazing World of Gumball religiously and unironically.

I genuinely enjoy watching Lena Dunham's Girls :^)

Dollary doos in debt or Name ONE thing?

I have not seen any superhero movie since spiderman 2

classy and sophisticated individual right here

I have recently started watching animu. I'm a 26 year-old virgin living with his parents. These facts are semi-related.

I sincerely think that Night Court is one of the top 10 sit-coms of all time.

When I was a young boy I wanted to be Dan Fielding so bad.

Now I'm a lawyer shitposting on Sup Forums eating my lunch waiting for my 1pm to show up.

I'd still probably take up an offer for Markie Post to sit on my face.

No-one ever uses this template correctly.

I want to gouge out the eyes of Redwood the nigger furry Sup Forums mod.

I only go to the movies to watch capeshit

no one watches this garbage

i genuinely think sucker punch is a film disguised as a flick

I unironically loved Jersey Shore

I pay for 260 channels but I find myself watching OTA-HD most of the time.

I love Hazel, Bernie Mac Show, Rockford Files, etc. The stuff on Laff, Bounce, AntennaTV, MeTV, and the old timey movies on Movies!

I only pay for cable so my normie friends don't make fun of me for not having ESPN and FS1 and whatnot.

Sometimes I fap to rule 34 of cartoons like family guy, futurama etc. Never Simpsons though, that's a little too close to childhood.

Nothing wrong with that, it's the most patrician cartoon currently on the air.

I like cunny

I'm watching Valmont right now

Kung Pow unironicly has more character development then then Star wars Ep VII.

That shouldn't be a secret my man, you should wear that on your sleeve with pride

lol thats so ironic XD

Not really Sup Forums related but every time my brother watches a movie I point out the jews in it. At first he was annoyed but now he is kinda surprised by it.

Not a single thing wrong with that.

I'm the one who mass uploaded all the gigantic oversized pussy images to paheal

I'm almost caught up now. I don't think the backgrounds are appreciated enough.

>tv show has race mixing as a main plot pivot
>look up producer
>jewy -stein, -berg name
Sup Forums was not incorrect

I paid to watch BvS right after opening weekend just so I could feel fully involved with the shitposting on Sup Forums

Gumball must be a bear to animate but its worth it because it literally can't be dated because of it besides looking great.

GET CRAZY GET WILD

At the time the show was aired I still wasn't so good in comprehend the english language, but i watched a lot of episodes on mtv
It seems that JS was a fever on 4 chan,from what the guys here talk about

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I watch videos and articles about deep movies to tell my friends and pass as a movie intellectual

I don't want to watch The Sopranos.

I can beat up anyone on Sup Forums

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I don't watch capeshit or starwars but I still shitpost about how awful they are

Not me

I bought Pendulum on DVD just to see Alaina Huffman's tits.

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I find the original Star Wars trilogy slow and boring and dull and would genuinely rather watch one of the prequels if I had two hours to kill.

Test

You know what the funny thing is? I work in a used media store and there's not a person that's come in yet that I haven't thought I'd be able to kill, and I imagine it every single time one of you faggots tries to meme me or haggle over the price of the National Treasure DVD you're trying to pawn off on me for anime money. We have cameras in that section, by the way.
Get you in a chokehold, hold on till you go all ragdoll, then just hold on until the ticker stops. Easy as that. So think about that the next time you think you're Reverse Rick Harrison and can get more than $1 for your copy of Zodiac in the broken case.

I've been watching all major figure skating competitions for the past 3 years.

I like Rick & Morty.

I think Temple of Doom is the best Indiana Jones film.

>2017
>not carrying at least one concealed carry

I'd gladly shoot you in the face before any of that happens

Same, don't even care how reddit you all think I am, its a good show

I cheated on my GF yesterday, but in my defense calling her GF is a big world, at least from my perspective, and the situation was quite particular anyway.

as long as you aren't a Last Crusade pleb

I don't even like movies or tv I just come here to shitpost

Plz no bully i just want to get back some of what i spent

Baneposting has literally ruined my life but I still think it's funny and one of the best memes of all time.

How?

the first thing i do when I open Sup Forums is to ignore all the actual tv and film threads and shitpost on porn/blacked/cunnybot threads

i think its the only reason i still come here

>Baneposting has literally ruined my life
how

>see a big butt
>instantly start BRAP posting in my brain

Unprogram me, Sup Forums.

>I still think it's funny and one of the best memes of all time.
because it is, nothing wrong with that

by ruining your life I can only assume you use is IRL or got extremely autistic about doing CIA edits

I do that too, Jesus Christ I thought I was getting crazy in this board

I can't see "big guy" without automatically thinking FOR YOU.

I'm a hugless, kissless, virgin.

I like Sex and the City

Last time I saw a girl naked was in january/2007

seriously kys

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The only thing I can jerk off to lately is J.O.I.

I find Maggie Gyllenhaal not unattractive

I don't know what this is and I get the feeling I never want to know.

i loved Hobbit trilogy

I... How?!

I sometimes watch blacked because the girls are hot.

Every now and then I'll hook up with a different guy on Grindr/Craigslist and let him facefuck me as hard as he wants.

MONSTAH MONSTAH MON-MON-MON-MON MON-STAH~

Pfft fucking normie
I've never seen a girl naked in my life.

Every now and then I'll hook up with a different guy on Tinder and let him facefuck me as hard as he wants.

this.
and i'm an ewok btw

I am trying to start a new meme on Sup Forums. Don't tell anyone.

I unironically really enjoy the Transformers films

>I like the star wars movies
that will be a creepy secret, normie

kys

I like to crossdress

Family Guy is a great show.

Who doesn't.

Secret? I openly admit this.

I look forward to Marvel films. I enjoy watching the Infinity arch develop. They're not perfect but they're usually not as cancerous as Sup Forums in all its contrarianism would claim.

Avengers was average at best and Age of Ultron wasn't even near that, though, so I'm certain to walk away from Infinity War completely bummed.

>i'm a straight male

i have never seen any of the star wars movies and refuse to ever watch them

secret on Sup Forums
I don't really have film/tv related secrets irl. I mostly watch european cinema/arthouse stuff while my friends watch mainstream hollywood stuff, so we don't have much to discuss.

you aren't missing much

watch Conan instead

It seems you are still not good at comprehend English language my friend.

Wow you're a filthy heretic man.

Temple of Doom is almost as bad as Crystal Skull.

Raiders is the best and true Kino.