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PLEASE watch the womyn ashes

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no

>Virgin

love odis
adore t20s
hate tests
simple as

Might tune in to watch the womens asses if im honest

You're literally everything wrong with this semen slurping spoort

name one thing bozo

business idea: start a /cric/ commentary club and go around the country doing local matches

cannot think of anything worse

love my nation
love my mates
love clare even though she doesn't know it
love my mum
love cricket
love the /cric/ lads

old man on the bus told me I have what it takes to play for Australia

You know I had to do it to them

no idea where allan border field is in brisbane tbqh

*bowls a 200mph inswinging yorker*

1 test (played first)
6 points for a test win
7 points for a test win by an innings
3 points each if tie
1 points for loss
0 points for loss by an innings

3 points for an ODI win x 3 games
0 points for an ODI loss

2 points for T20 win x 5 games
0 points for a T20 loss

rate lads

was that after you played with his middle stump?

he told me I had nice legs

don't even care enough about this meme to rate it

ODIs and T20s are garbage and shouldn't factor on tests

what are you talking about m8, this is along the lines of how they score in the womens ashes.

yeah and I hate the concept

Big Ant are making Ashes cricket and apparently are putting it out this year

Might be why DBC17 was a bit lacklustre

youtube.com/watch?v=dVhp_dDOOG4
>mocapping shots so they look technically correct
>hire memeswell to do it

he's actually fucking good a those impressions though

For fuck sake can we have one Australian sports game that doesn't look like a fucking PS1 title and isn't made by some 2 dollar pissant Melbourne studio? Every AFL, rugby and cricket game is fucking shit because of this.

Calling someone salty is the sure sign of a brainlet.

if India was wealthier we could, until then it isn't financially justifiable

definitely better looking than AFL """Evolution""" though

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the langer one was good

got the exact face

love the Smith NOT NOW too

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looks shit

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>first delivery no ball

lads

just some peelander, seek him out if you want

>Marlon Samuels expresses wish to become part of the Pakistan army

who is the biggest brainiac in international cricket
my tip is Eoin Morgan

love how freo shamelessly tried to pander to the city's wog population by making their colours the same as the italian flag plus a bit of purple

sorry lads thought this was /afl/

wtf

there would be an IPL EA game instantly if india had enough money to give even half of their households the potential of buying a home console

fuck this looks budget

Okay Cricket what if we took the cricket bat and made it a three-pronged trident that has double scoopers on the side so if you catch the ball with the cricket bat that it will be able to be flown back at the fast Bowl the fast bowler then has to catch it and then return it back to the attacker and have all the rushers running and try and touch the people so that you have lots of Indian people and then they're participating in the game get to have participation and diversity in the game because it's good when we all get a chance to be successful and succeed

is this the stoinis picture that was requested?

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definitely the "tortured artist" archetype

>smith's average has slipped into the 50s

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namibia need 40 runs with one wicket in hand, they have 17 overs to make the total

14 looks better

what the FUCK are they doing

need zachy in this thread or at the very least mrfuckface

namibia lost lads

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need gf

GIEV ELLYSE PERRY GF

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I will not let /cric/ die......................
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t. hoc

tell me about bulju

>called in sick
>no cricket on

What have I done

tipping WA to be the dark horse this summer

Based Sutherland wants to kill off the five match ODI series

>the state of cricket

yeah reckon it's chugging along and doing alright

how about this lads: we turn Belize into a Central American cricketing powerhouse

definitely need to capitalise on the influence of Ankush on South East Asian cricket

has EA or konami ever make a cric vidya game?

EA used to along with Codemasters

Last one was 2007 if if had to guess

yeah it was Cricket 2007

EA ones were generally a bit shit though

need a European gf to teach cricket to

love the concept of Daniel one day having sex

You look like a right cunt do you?

he was impressed at the size of my cricket brain that's all

>odis
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Sorry m8, it was some public event. He was in a suit or something, sunglasses looks similar though.

I need to capitalise my influence on kush's sister, if you know what I mean

such a fucking useless format

t. dravid

BRING BACK TRIANGULAR SERIES
MAKE ODIS GREAT AGAIN

unironically do miss them a little bit

daniel's thoughts on Australians not giving a shit about ODIs:

Can't blame them. I don't watch ODI series anymore unless I'm really, really bored. They've lost all meaning, the game itself has become a long T20, and teams quite often rest their best players. They also seem like a waste of resources, why is this series even happening with the injury risk before the ashes? Also, playing a bunch of ODIs is hardly great preparation.
The format will be dead faster than tests in my opinion.

he's right

They should try, no harm in experimenting

"a broken clock is right twice a day"

problem is just shit attendances when the home team isn't playing

ideally you need to play it in areas where the other side's fans can travel over or where there's a substantial expat population

e.g. Zimbabwe and South Africa, subcontinental teams, Australia and New Zealand, Australia and England, Australia and South Africa, England and Ireland

Shane Bond should be executed for treason

>Are they on then? Shane Warne hints he spent the night with buxom Australian model Emily Sears in suggestive tweet to busty blonde
>Laura's provocative tweet called on her followers to pay to watch her and Emily 'get nude with doughnuts' to which Shane responded 'Not our room service fries & burgers again? Hahahahaha.'

I think that's how they used to do it previously too.

Based warnie
Didn't he say that he has fucked over 1200 girls ??

never really watched many outside of Australia, but we hosted pretty much everyone in any combination here

wish I knew as much about sport, telly and politics as the old mate straff

"One of Shane's mates at Channel Nine told me that he reckoned Warne had probably had 1,000 women and only got caught five times," Barry says in the book, which was serialised across some Australian newspapers starting on Saturday.
"I thought at the time this was a crazy exaggeration. But now I'm not so sure. I personally know two other women who have been propositioned (or more) by him, and my limited knowledge of statistics says there must be a host of others with similar stories."

Got a D- on my first managerial accounting test lads

remember he was on tinder for a bit and some woman went into great detail about how he was in the sack

got a P for managerial accounting and the lecturer sent me an email saying they were "very disappointed" ama

love talking cricket with the boys

Herald wrote an article about the "bodyshaming" of Warnie

>Instead, Warnie has revealed that a portrait of him that hangs in the Long Room at Lord’s, AKA The Home of Cricket, had to be “touched up” after the painters decided that his “balls looked too big in it.”
>“They had to adjust the painting because they said my balls looked too big in it. That’s what they had to do, they had to come and touch it up. They had to touch my ball bag up. That’s true, that’s actually true. It’s true,” he said in the revealing interview.

Kek
Absolute Madman. The Charlie Sheen of cricket.

Whats a P?

pass, which is 50-60%