/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Factual Description of Events Edition

>Countdown to Malaysia GP:
f1countdown.com

>Countdown to Formula Kino in Jerez:
fiaformula2.com

>Session times in your time:
f1calendar.com
whenisf1on.com

>HD Acestream links (only during sessions):
morningstreams.com

>/f1/ Fantasy League:
FantasyGP.com
League Passcode: 9637387

>Season standings:
1. Lewis Hamilton 263 points
2. Sebastian Vettel 235 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 212 points
4. Daniel Ricciardo 162 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 138 points

>News:
No further action over Vettel-Raikkonen-Verstappen crash. Stewards "find no driver wholly or predominantly to blame"
Hülkenberg now holds the record for most career race starts without a podium finish
Flörsch got a podium finish in Formula4

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youtube.com/watch?v=kZPPS0vhI5g
strawpoll.me/13955906
racer.com/f1/item/144250-hamilton-thought-of-senna-during-perfect-result
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Dubs for Kurbelwellenlager

Vettel has WDC title in the bag.

Daniel "Unexposable" Ricciardo, desu lads.

>66

Hamilton DNF confirmed :DDDDDDD

Important message for all Australians:

VET's passing depends on the other driver
this is why he can't race together with VES

I have some worries about the "member" of VES

>Singapore Grand Prix: Lewis Hamilton holds off Ricciardo challenge
>holds off Ricciardo challenge
>challenge

This is John Bowe and his girlfriend Jessica. He is 63, she is 20.

Dunno how I feel about this lads.

I hope he has no problem to harden the fuck up.

Reckon she calls him daddy in bed?

This is a really weird image and a really weird deduction my friend

I trust Japanese technology.

after honda this is not possible

>I feel really good and full of energy, probably about what I have been eating this week
He has been vegan for like 3 days and he is almost insufferable

clearly.

I'm more interested in what he calls her though.

At the very least he says Princess and Baby Girl

Cannot fucking wait to be a 63 old man having to root a 20 year old because "muh depression."

Is this about her?
facebook DOT com SLASH johnboweracing/posts/471296542895881
>his week I spent time mentoring young Jess Penn with the help of the BJR Engineers, I've been teaching her some driving techniques. She's only 15 but a very smart young gal with lots of potential.
>She's only 15
>""""mentoring""""
Fair play to him.

gimi :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

daily reminder that vettel threw away his championship hopes by being a dumb cunt

Why did Renault killed Hulkenberg's race? He was comfortably 4th with a chance to get to 3rd and they decided to pit him and he had an "issue"
Does Renault lurk /f1/? It could explain that

He's known her since she was 13-14 and she's 20 now. Wiley old fox has played the long game like an absolute champ.

JB needs to buy her a set of airbags though.

At least he already has 4 championships, would suck it it was his only ever chance :^)

If you want 60+ fanny you go for it chum

I suppose it is.

Palmer paid them off to sabotage his car.

>He's known her since she was 13-14
OK, that's creepy.

Can you please keep up with the current topic of conversation within the thread please Nigel.

14 is legal in your country m8.

>JB needs to buy her a set of airbags though

It's creepy that the knew her since she was a child and is now slaying her pusy

I heard they received an anonymous treatening letter to ensure a DNF. There was a shard of broken glass in the envelope.

Eh?
no it's not, it's just smart mate

he's always thinking about her tight and firm 13-year-old body, that creep

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>melinda price
fuck me there's a name I haven't heard in a while. Last I saw her, she was debuting a new Arrow kart chassis at Todd Road. This was nearly a decade ago.

Thank you so so much

THE GOOD GUY

nice photoshopping on his noggin to hide the bald patches.

THE HAPPY LOSER

Did Hamilton ever overtake anybody which wasn't under blue flag this season?

thats just biology mate
dont hate the driver hate god

Vettel at Barcellona

Vettel lol

Verstappen stayed straight u autists, bet half of you can't even drive

This guy knows

>first wet night race ends up being HWL after the first turn
still mad

I bet you're a nigger.

Only one you can't blame is Kimi. He was against the wall.

Max does turn into him, which is funny considering it's like he didn't see Kimi and that's what Max says Sebastian didn't do. Tad hypocritical really.

>the next race is 72 full days away

I just love how "the throttle pedal works in both ways" didn't bring up that line. It's the fucking start, it's not like no one has ever had to lift off at the start, but it's AMX and he can't be defeated so he'll just keep his foot in and it will work out in the end.

I'm not totally blaming him but the fucker is not innocent.

>"the throttle pedal works in both ways"
Mr. "the throttle pedal works in both ways"*

Nah mate 12 days where Hamilton will win and pretty much end the championship like a fucking boss

What I posted was a factual description of events. No need to speculate on this

/f1/ are the type of dudes to run into the back of someone and tell the insurance company it's not they're fault as there was other cars on the road

Max did reduce his throttle input. Max did steer away from Vettel. Kimi did steer to the right into Amx. Ferrari is not blaming Max. Vettel is not blaming Max. Kimi is not blaming Max. Max is not blaming Max.

Are you of Italian decent?

>yfw you realise Ferrari genuinely thought they would win the title this year
>yfw they gave it 100% for once and got no where
>yfw they will take their ball and go home to concentrate on road cars again
>yfw Renault wont give a fuck about Red Bull next year
>yfw Hamilton wins the title in the most dominant fashion ever

Whose crash was more embarrassing: Kvyat or Ericsson?

It should always be Ericsson, but apparently that man feels no shame

Kyvat
At least son of eric got some drifting practice

>tfw f1 dies
hope you like that timeline

>Ferrari is not blaming Max.

nos.nl/artikel/2193540-lammers-verwijt-verstappen-niks-angstig-gedrag-vettel.html

>Lammer's doesn't blame Verstappen: anxious behavior Vettel.
>For Jan Lammers it was clear soon. Max Verstappen and Kimi Raikkonen were not to be blamed for the heavy crash at the start of the Singapore Grand Prix. The former Formula 1 driver explained more to Sebastian Vettel in his analysis. "The only one who is out of proportion, is Vettel."

>Former F1 driver

Lel, Lammers was utter shit and now tries to be the man with an opinion.

you now remember Nick "Hülkenberg but for wins" Heidfeld

>le Max did not lift off meme
He did. That's why he was falling back just before the collision. What am I saying? Our lord and saviour Vettel obviously can do no wrong. That's why he has so many penalty points.

Please show me the telemetry which shows Max didn't turn the wheel? I bet it gets buried forever.

Not at all, it will be the season where Liberty gives in to the demands of engine suppliers and team bosses. They will relax loads of the rules and we will get a rebirth of F1.

Hamilton will kill the sport to save it. Thank you racing jesus.

>Fat lardy woman with short hair hating on Ferrari.

>Hot blonde girl defending Ferrari.


Coincidence?

I think not.

Makes me wonder if f1 teams can claim compensation on insurance if another driver causes a clear loss of earnings

/f1/ is the only place redpilled people can discuss f1 and surprise surprise /f1/ is the only place im seeing which is saying vettel isnt responsible for the crash

im glad to have you all rather than the mindless hamilton drones on the internet who just post nothing but positives about him and shit on vettel all day

Reminder that Ricciardo let one rip in the press conference:
youtube.com/watch?v=kZPPS0vhI5g

BULLIED

Lol what are you talking about the poll last night had Vet at about 66% for who caused the crash

by hamilton dickriders who just come in for race day and leave afterwards

But it was clearly the shitlord German's fault

>literally every time this gets posted we have to have the same conversation where vettel gets proven innocent
>people still bring this up

I ask you if it was Max or Kimis fault why wouldn't the FIA punish them?

The only one who they couldn't punish was Seb because it would ruin the championship and they would lose viewers.

Biggest crash of the season - NO BLAME ON ANYONE

reposting from race thread

it was literally a racing incident

vettel being ahead has the right to defend his position from kekstappen. he can't be expected to know that gimi, who started behind him and who's car was also behind verstappen's, within 2 seconds of the start, in absolute shit fucking visibility, was where he was. vettel didn't have to go for the move and verstappen could've stepped on the brakes to take himself out of a shit position, but none of them really did anything wrong. it's a racing incident.

vettel's only really wrong for sabotaging his own WDC bid instead of being more conservative

VERY IMPORDANT POLE :D
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Hamilton is having a good season tho

FIA don't punish first lap incidents which is why verstappen got away with it.

t. hamilton lover

Lol why was there a stewards enquiry then? Get your head out of the sand you nazi lover

I loved him when he was outperforming the shit McLaren and somehow managing to get podiums, still don't think he's as good as he was back then

vettel is the retard, why on earth would he defend his line so hard knowing what the championship layout was and what a good position he was in

because 3 top drivers got taken out, of course there was going to be cries for an enquiry you rapefugee cuck

>fia dont punish first lap incidents
>of course there was an enquiry

You appear to be scrambling for excuses bub

neither of those things contradict each other my friend, no point in quoting them

Convinced Ricciardo would be ahead in the WDC if he was in a Ferrari

racer.com/f1/item/144250-hamilton-thought-of-senna-during-perfect-result

>"I've had experiences like that but I learnt that lesson, that always just comes in and reminds me in the back of my mind, it's almost like he talks to me: 'Just stay focused, keep it together.'"


#blessed

Pretty sure he would suck with pressure and expectations. He's just the best loser.

What makes you think that?

Ricciardo could have easily had the career Vettel had, he's just unlucky he came through during Red Bull's shit phase

>people still reply to British posters

Firstly his jovial personality, he hasn't got a killer mentality about him.
Secondly he seems to perform great when the pressures off eg the car sucks or hes found himself down the order
Thridly when the conditions are in his favour he underperforms eg Red Bull being the fastest car all weekend in Singapore then blowing Quali and getting absolutely dominated by Hamilton despite him being in a pretty shitty car for Singapore.

Riccy has Ferrari number 2 driver written all over him

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>getting absolutely dominated by Hamilton despite him being in a pretty shitty car for Singapore.

Erm excuse me user! I'll have you know Ricciardo was suffering from an EXTREME gearbox issue during the race all the time despite the team and him never communicating this and never talking about it or acting like a problem, this affected his entire race and that's why he wasn't faster than Hamilton, that's the only reason why.

>Firstly
You have seen him mad, upset and angry right? Ir just his Red Bull public persona? Also 100% irrelevant for example Nigle Mansell was a darling off the track.
>Secondly
He did pretty well last year securing third 4 races before the end of the season or so. Beating Vettel as well when pressure was on him to make a name for him ect. Pretty hard to judge this though as he has never been in a championship winning car.
>Third
KEK this weekend is a terrible example given it is conditions no one has ever experienced. And in Qualy he was 0.026s behind Max, if that's fucking Qualy Jesus there is no pleasing you.

I wish I was the only italian poster here like during off weeks; you guys are weird, especially the brit on holiday.