/NFL/ General: Money Lynch edition

ATL:Falcons top Packers behind Freeman's 2 TDs
GB:Aaron Rodgers: fastest to 300 touchdowns
GB:Randall Cobb suffers shoulder injury on SNF
DAL:Jason Witten goes 10/97/1 in loss to Broncos
DEN:Report: DEN worried Bolles has broken ankle
WAS:Perine goes for 67 yards in win over Rams
GB:Jordy Nelson done for night with quad injury
WAS:Chris Thompson breaks out for 2 TDs Sunday
LAR:Todd Gurley rushes for most yards since 2015
SF:Hyde explodes for 143 total yards in loss
SEA:Jimmy Graham catches one pass for one yard
LAC:Hunter Henry goes 7-80 after no-catch Week 1

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>ywn be as assravaged as cowshit fans are right fucking now
feels fucking good man

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Sensitive and insecure Eagles fans are currently posting.

*Laughs in native American*

Damn nigga are you Nostradomas? He literally just described you.

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Still winning the East

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With your one dimensional offense you'll be swept by the afc west and be lucky to make a playoff game. At least the eagles and Giants can switch shit up and Odell is coming back.

Everyone, laugh at delusional cowcuck fans

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did you see the iggles play today?

everyone in your division is 8 and 8 territory and the cowcucks arent coming out on top of that. espn memed cowboys fans to death with the nig nog meme qb and wife beating running back on steroids

>Eagles
You literally just outed yourself, you can't be this dumb?

No laugh at the Rams for choking away a nice kead to Kirk Cousins

he said giants too are you fucking stupid?

I never claimed to be a fan of any team in that pathetic division.

At the very least I give you credit for being a real fan of your team and not disappearing, unlike the pats trips after week 1.

The Broncos could possibly have the best defense in the league. Cowboys offense isn't one dimensional but the Broncos made it seem that way

Good thread

The evidence is evident

Literally the 2017 version of the 2016 Panthers

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NFCE worse division in the league since y2k

>i covered my trail with a bright blue tarp, how could you have noticed! Ignore the last thread and the first post in this thread

:^)

Dallas literally didn't prepare for Denver at all. They just prepared to execute their own game plan and thats why they'll never be a truly great team again because they won't change and they can't make adjustments.

Actually Broncos made Cowboys defense look non dimensional. Stack the box with 7 or 8 dudes and make Dak throw against 2 of the some of the best corners in the league. I've said this before many times in the offseason. If you want to expose Dak you gotta be able to stop the run while being able to cover the recievers with man coverage. Denver was able to do that. What surprised me is the Cowboys run D which is pretty damn good was no where. And Jaylon Smith and Sean Lee who is one of the best tacklers in the league were missing left and right. This was one of those outlier games

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Can I pick or what?

>lose one game against the best D in the league in a road game

>team will never be great because of a one loss in week 2

okay bud

>shitty qb

Give the man a break. It's his second year in the nfl and I won't say call him elite or anything close but saying he's shit is a little bit much.

not all that remarkable bruh, you mostly picked the favorite

I know lol

They've been doing it for a long time now user.

cant we all just get along :3
its just a silly game

No. Why would you even think that?

A 7th round pick is never going to get respect until he starts playing like Aaron Rodgers or wins multiple playoff games. It's just the truth.

im not saying jerry jones isn't a total retard inept of running a franchise

im just saying this loss was somewhat expected (outside of cowgirl fans) and jerry will die at some point and hopefully before this young core exits its prime

Meant for

:3 I want to cum in her boipucci

>This was one of those outlier games
implying last season wasn't the outlier

lewd ! >:3

He's already technically got a ring and he's in a good position to win more. Even Brock Oswiler won like seven straight games on that team. I think he's going to build confidence in himself and do better and better as the season goes on.

Man I seriously thought Cowboys would itch out a win. What happened to the Broncos defensive line that was one of the worst run defenses last year as well? They completely shut down Zeke even if they stacked the box. Not to mention the Cowboys have a pretty damn good run defense yet CJ and Charles had 5 foot wide holes practically all day.

UGU UwU *nuzzles ur pantsu til u spurt* why are ur underwhere driping xd
Mayb ur jut wrong

Jesus Christ, Canada

>What happened to the Broncos defensive line that was one of the worst run defenses last year as well?
It's almost like that was one of the main things John Elway tried to fix in the offseason or something.

>UGU UwU *nuzzles ur pantsu til u spurt* why are ur underwhere driping xd
sry i am not this autistic

I fucking hate Charles and want him cut from the team immediately but CJ has usually always been pretty clutch and underrated in the league user.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=aHndxcbKBTQ

The guy really shines when you need him most it feel like.

This is all Charles is good for.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ljKVNHzBiSs
I literally get antsy whenever he's running the balle because he's just like that and he almost blew the chargers game and he does that shit in vital moments.

No Denver was one of the worst running teams as well as one of the worst run defenses last year. That's why I think this was just one of those weird outlier games. Everything seemed off. Missing tackles is completely unlike Sean Lee

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Well what did he do?

Booker sucked as a full time replacement for Anderson and they added 3 new starting linemen in the offseason including stealing one from Dallas

The run defense is getting shitty Sylvester Williams and Crick out of the lineup and replacing them with guys who actually know what they're doing

how's her dick look

Everytime an Cowboys player fets a first down, an eagles it fan gets it's batteries

Their running game is different. Their oline is different. Their dline is different. It's been a year. Also ZEKE EXPOSED

Tom BASEDy didn't quite get the 500+ like I predicted, but we're back on track /patsbros/

CUTE
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woops wrong image
i am probably getting banned for this
;_;7

He brought in a lot of Defensive line men. Shelby Harris, Kerr, drafted Demarcus Walker. If you bring that many guys one of them is bound to stick. Turns out it was Adam Gotsis who stuck. He's been a beast in the trenches. Brought in Domata Peko as a DT whose been great. Wolfe was already good and the linebackers were already good. It was really just two positions that needed to be fixed in order for the run D to be good again and he did it.

Look up kitty lynn on Tumblr

Well fucking kudos to John Elway that dude knows how to build a team

>kudos to the guy that's been around football all his life for fixing the one problem with his football teams defense

You'll be fine.

hopefully our secondary sorts itself out soon

where do i find a gf (male) like her goddamnit i need it so bad

Dude literally built the #1 offense in the league that set multiple records and then built the #1 defense in the league 2 years later. Dude knows his stuff

This faggot needs to be fined. This is a professional sports game, not a nightclub.

Fuck you, nigga

>hol up
> made Trevor Semen look good

yall still dem boyz?

Same

Also

Is Kitty Lynn Elite?

Wah da nigger hab mor fun dan me on teh field xdxd :'(

DEAR GOD YES
SHE IS GOAT

I don't what he did to the defensive scouts in Denver but they really haven't drafted a single bust on defense since he got here. And the free agents have been fire. It's uncanny. The fact that other Bronco fans doubted him after one 9-7 season actually pisses me off a little tbhwy.

Goddamn trap faggots

> put 13 million a year on a corner
> team has the 2nd highest passer rating allowed

What did Belichick mean by this

Better than me:


>Alright my niggas my system failed a bit and I went 5 for 14.


But y'all said I was not even going to get 1 since i was literally "retarded", so almost going .500 is not too bad. Specially when Lions eat the Giants.

You can literally delete your own posts. You know that right?

AFC power rankings

Chiefs
Broncos
Raiders
Chiefs
Steelers
Ravens
Everybody else doesn't have a chance to make the playoffs or go far in them

Something tells me you can't get either

that's just it though the broncos have arguably the best secondary in the league so the game plan against a team like dallas seems pretty simple

throw talib on dez every play + give him safety help. throw harris on beasely and stack the box every play against elliott or dak running that ball.

once you get ahead a by two touchdowns or more you can just let the hounds loose on the pass rush

whoops meant to put Patriots in that second Chiefs spot

>Chiefs #1 despite struggling against Philly
>Raiders not #2 after easily handling both teams
>Chiefs again
>Stoolers
>Ravens

At least you got the Broncos vs Cowboys right. That alone around these parts is 10 points because of Cowboys obsession

No. Even if it was gay its your girlfriend. Is it gay to kiss your bros after a close game? Its not and because you're even closer with your hoe (you don't gotta ask her to fuck in the shower) it's double not gay

I am bi and you are wrong. Dicks aren't sexy because they're aesthetic. Women don't find them aesthetic, gays don't usually find them aesthetic. The only reason you think dicks are aesthetic is because you like """""""feminine"""""" penises. Which don't even count as real dicks.

titans better than the ravens

>patriots not even considered?

Is posting pictures of mentally ill dudes pretending to be women a sport?

>undefined
>traps making sp/ shit tself

We told you cowshits that your teams was a fluke last season because of their soft schedule and great offensive line but you fags refused to step out of your delusion and now Reality slaps its dick in your face, again.

Is a pornstar an athlete?

>Eagles play worse with practically the same schedule
>Also play the AFC West
Eagles are fucked too.

If Trumaine stays in-
Aww fuck It I got nothing. We got beat. Put money on us killing the nanners though

Eagles are winning the NFC East

#riseup

Draft a fucking QB

That's like winning the special olympics

I see the suicidal degenerate liberal
Trannies are out in full force. Usually happens when they are depressed for their mental illness.


Maybe their Seattle Seahawks team lost.


So degenerate they try to force others to watch them be degenerate. Its not like they dont have their own boards to fap to their "preferences".


Nah, the liberal tranny is such a bitter depressed beta diva that they literally can only interact with the world in pure tranny nude trap degenerate beta mode.

And liberals think this is a "healthy" mindset.

Goddamn you need to draft a goddamn QB already, no excuse

I hope you already know you need to draft a QB