Montenegro

What happens in this irrelevant little balkan state?

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Dunno had some Montenegrin neighbours when I was living in Paddington. They were weird.

>when I was living in Paddington
What is it with you Aussies and going to the UK?? FFS it's like an obsession.

>They were weird.

In what way? I and 99.9% percent of the world knows absolutely nothing about this country so any insight is valuable.

Serbs hosting numerous rich and semi rich russian tourists.

It's a suburb of Sydney mate

It was a grown man living with his like 90yo mother who would scream all the time because she was crazy. He had always lived at home I think, and didn't seem to have many friends.

>It was a grown man living with his like 90yo mother who would scream all the time because she was crazy. He had always lived at home I think, and didn't seem to have many friends.

Sounds like most wogs desu

montenegrans sound like italians

Just visiting our colony

Kek

>name literally means "nigger mountain"

BLACKED

spent there two weeks last summer and the year before
amazing geography, weird but nice people, great cuisine and awesome Venetian architecture

it's also pretty cheap for tourists. spent like 150 euros in a week including accommodation and food

Monteniggers are irrelevant even here in the Balkans. Serbia forced them into a war with us, so they technically lost a war lel.

As for the people- the stereotype here in the Balkans is that monteniggers are lazy. Also they're not in the EU yet they use Euro because their cunt is too weak to make their currency

As for the weirdo montenog neighbour. Most balkanites live with their parents their entire lives. Most people that are +60 go full lunatic mode

Thanks for the insight. I guess that solves that one then. She always asked me around for a cup of tea, in a bit of a crazy way, but I actually went around one day because I like tea and had a good chat with them.

>She always asked me around for a cup of tea

m8 she wanted you to fill her up

>monteniggers are lazy
pic realted I guess

just that people there unironically say this
there are lots of """funny""" jokes about montenegrins

>what does a montenegrin say when you offer him 100 euros?
>"just come here and put the money in my pocket"

>what did jesus say to montenogs while being crucified?
>don't do anything till i come back

>How does a monte flirt with a girl?
>"see that flower over there, girl?"
>"yeah"
>"go on and take it, it's for you"


kill me pls

Waterpolo
Rightful Italian clay

Fucken 100 year old mate

We always beat monteniggers but lose to serbia

You actually follow that homosexual sport?

So are they actually lazy? Does stuff really get done in Montenegro?

Someone's gotta clean the cobwebs

>Does stuff really get done in Montenegro?
I think the fact the one didn't respond is the answer to your question, i am part nergo from my old mans side if that helps

Hosts high stakes poker games for James Bond

well the infrastructure is pretty shitty but luxury seaside resorts are being built in an unbelievable pace so personally I'd say the jokes about Montenegrins being lazy slouches are just that, jokes

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Monte Carlo leaf

Black mountain not nigger mountain.
Crnogora. Crny/Czarny/Cherny means Black in slavic languages.

>how does a montenegrin masturbate?
>make a hole in the ground, put the dick in it and wait for an earthquake

used to work in a yugo restaurant owned by a serbian woman and her son

the son and mother would scream at each other in a very scary and slightly sexual way 24/7

yugos are fucked

>slightly sexual way

What. How can you scream at someone in a sexual way?

it's hard to explain

You better give it a shot, I need to know

balkanites are loud emotional brown ppl and little sexdeprived white boy finds anything louder than normal speak sexual

How do Montenegro women look? Where in Montenegro to find them?

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This fine specimen is the only thing I know about Montenegro
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another non country in Balkans that are supposed to be our vilayet.

that is*

trips don't lie