She will never be your girlfriend

>she will never be your girlfriend

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What would it be live having a famous gf anyway

Probably for the best. She's 8 years older than me and I'm not ready for kids. I certainly don't want them now but if I ever decide I do it will be too late. She's probably too much of a feminist to even want kids frankly. And regardless of the kids situation, imagine me being her age and her being almost 40. It's just too much of an age gap.

I dated a model once but she refused to become a supermodel because of her literal autism

I just want to bang

Not if she looks like some perpetual 14 year old. Andy Milonakis is like 40 and still looks like a kid.

>not liking 14 year olds

s m h nobody will ever be my gf
Not a big deal t b h

>no one will ever be your girlfriend

Didn't even say that retard, like learn to read. Do pedos have smaller brains?

>14yo
>pedo
Homo

Still a loser in most countries, dick to small for a real girl?

Why do you care anyways roastie? No one really wants to fuck you desu

W H O M
H
O
M

Lol, so its a yes?
That's fine anime girls don't mind.

>heehe u liek anime u peepee small
lul roastie is getting mad

You should really learn to read. Anime is rotting your brain.

Roastie no one wants nor likes used toys lucky for you 14yo are unavailable. You can't refute this. Stop it it's for your own good.

I bet you think of suicide every day. Anime is the only thing going in your life. Sooner or later you will have to make the easy decision of ending your life.

>that feel

no seriously who is this

>didn't refute anything I just said
It's good to accept reality, roastie. Okay I'm leaving now, have a good day, used goods.

Time to cry at your pillow and contemplate suicide.

berry my dick, Excalibur, king arthur

not the same guy but you legit type like a roastie

>Do pedos have smaller brains?
yes

what do you think her pussy smells like?

Well that's the impression I was trying to make. No point in trying to reason with autists.

I bet she has a cute pink innie. Unlike this one lul

Andy Milonakis literally has a disorder that prevents him from going through puberty. I'm sure that up close Lauren has started getting those subtle early 30s wrinkles.

Not anymore

she's really small and kinda weird looking but she fills me with love and hope

what do you think her pussy smells like

I want her to be my mommy
>you'll never fuck this mommy

sulfur

she's scottish so probably Macallan 25 yr

I love tiny girls so much

anyone else know this feel?

Whys brandon such a dumbass

post your rarest lauren

R A R E

>user! Food is ready! I made your favourites sweetie! Now come and sit on mommy's lap

...

Because

Lauren a shit.

>mommy gf
>5'0"
no you fucking idiot

WHAT

>lolimommy
I need this

"no"

Fuck him

Mmmmm..shit rolls

No one cares that loser has fucked up as life

damn what a life gonna be

Munchy munchy shit omnomnom laurens poo

I haven't fucked it up that bad

Bump

new churches song tomorrow featureing matt berninger of the national

Youre 27 and have done nothing with your life

can someone explain this tripfag please

Eh, she's cute and all, but Hayley is far superior.

I dont know

jesus christ my eyes

I mean why was he mentioned in this thread regarding being a loser

what makes him a loser

This is a Hayley-friendly board, user. :|

please honor the lavren-hayley alliance

>27
>has nothing with his life

lavren and hayley are friends, we do not shit on either

i just want to know who the fuck he is

it's been like 3+ years of this shit and i still don't know

i want a gf that will give a shit when i die

how is this known

Fair enough. I don't mind you Lavrenposters. Plus, I have some sympathy for Brandon. He did bully Hayley one time though. >:|

i'm so fucking tired of brandon holy shit the guy is not even disabled, i've seen poor kids, disabled kids actually finish their studies and be something with their lives...but this guy did nothing, but that's not the problem, you can accept that and enjoy that but the fugg is still so fucking angsty all the time while opportunities come and go. i'm tired

Sad!

that's t-that's LEEEEWWWD

LAUREN NO

UUUUUGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVRREEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN

I LOVE YOUUUUU

Not the same person, but what exactly does typing like a roastie mean? I get a lot of roastie accusations and I have a dick. What am I doing wrong user?

This

can you make a cum picture on youtube.com/watch?v=YDNIx8HLc48

please

I never understood it either

I know that feel.

What have you done, Brandon?

destroyed his own life

i would pump her so full of my cum that should squirt it out of her puss puss in regular intervals like Old Faithful

Wait, that's me.

>squirting sperm out of pussy
What a pleb pleb

post pics of ur roast beef pussy and i'll determine whether you won this internet argument or not

>implying

>tfw no qt gf with bangs

I don't think you could fuck it up as bad as he did

>you will never be like Lavren especially because you're a disgusting tranny with a male skeleton and a penis and a manly voice

i will try to see her live, too bad her single doesn't sound good :(

tru

>penis
Hey, that's a nice thing to have.

I would like her band a lot more if that guy who did backing vocals didn't attempt to sing. Ruins it for me.