And this is how you celebrate a fresh divorce, with a giant ass steak

and this is how you celebrate a fresh divorce, with a giant ass steak

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Why the fuck would you cut up a perfectly cooked steak before serving it?

Hey, i also know this epic new meem plastered all over instagram, facebook and reddit :D
Cool to see it finally on Sup Forums *thumbs up*

>before serving
He is making a presentation.

pretty common practice. you really can't think of a reason?

it's gonna get cut up anyway

He still had to pay 7 million bucks, not to her directly but still

wtf whats with the hammering he gives it after he cuts it?

to get it in nice even chunks for your mouth

why did he drop salt over his elbow on to the delicious stingray meat?

>Posting a weeks old Reddit meemee
kys

hey dude fuck social media, am i right my fellow patrician?!

sicario after the movie

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All those flavorful juices that could be in your mouth are now on the cutting board. What a waste.

Yeah I mean why not shove it all in your mouth

Pretty sure he's just pushing it flat so the meat fans out and you see the middle, he just does it fancy so it looks dramatic

Why the fuck would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

>Here's your receipt

Do meatfags actually unironically like meat?

Just the sight of meat is enough to make me feel ill

pussy

lol this is pretty true

Fag

>salting it after cooking

what a retard

alright this thread can be deleted now

Faggot detected

we like eating meat almost as much as you enjoy eating cum, faggot

Why did he cut off that top crispy piece?

You the master of Sup Forums? Get to decide what thread does and doesn't stay up? Fuck you.

but it's pink salt from the slopes of mt. dourmomma

So he can eat it afterwards

looks raw. fucking disgusting.

pure fat

what if i am

this. i can confirm, chef usually cut off the best pieces of meat so they can eat them themselves.

t. worked as a dishwasher in a restaurant for 6 years

More like he's trimming it and throwing that shit away

>we like eating meat
>calls me a faggot

Americans don't know how to eat with a knife and fork. They just use a fork. So it has to be cut up into bitesize bits beforehand

Yes they are that vulgar

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>his salty wrist and elbow

I don't get it.

and don't try to. it's dumb

kek!

Who is this and why do I keep seeing him everywhere!?

cutting steak into strips is not really an uncommon practice

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Wow guys have you seen this epic Sup Forums version?

Nusret Gokce, a turkish chef

i'm sure pussy also make you sick

Ah fucking finally someone answered!
Thank you!

>normie memes on Sup Forums

fuck off back to twitter, vine or reddit you flaming homo

>when you attach smug frog.jpg to your shitpost

lol no need to be so angry, have some fun in your life

do normies really watch this unironically or it's just meme ?

> (you)

Figured it had to be a normie meme.

>when you post your 34th low effort star wars thread of the day

it gave us the cancer that is JUST so really fuck social media

the era of goatse, tub girl, cock mongler, and happy negro are over dude. At least we have the memories.

Not if you let it rest properly after cooking it. If you start cutting it up right after you pull it off the grill, you will lose moisture.

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kek!

stupid turks. I hope they die in a bloody revolution, especially this guy

>*BBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP*

I ate it at this dude's restaurant once, it's way too expensive. Good thing my boss was paying for it.

It is delicious tho, but not worth the money. Just pay 20 liras and eat iskender

>Brad? Dinner's ready!

what's the meme here? That the guy slightly look like depp?

durn to ya
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oh boy he's salting it with his turk hand that he just wiped his ass with. yum yum!

it's a normie thing. he's lavishly and theatrically sprinkling something on the steak. normies use it when they want to express how they do a similar thing in their life. usually they overlay little pictures of something over the salt.

for example

>when you trying to catch a lvl2500 dragonite in pokemon go

then they would edit the picture to have many pokeballs where the salt is.

Umm the juices would just be on the plate after cutting it after being served. Unless you are some fucking slob and pour it down throat

>LiTERALLY the most popular normalfag meme on the internet right now

>everyone goes with OP and seriously replies

>no one spams dubs or other shit to derail this facebook thread

You guys have literally become reddit

legendary map, many shootouts were fought and sentry nests destroyed in that tower

>normalfag meme
that's why it's new to Sup Forums, normalfag redditor

Wow you're so cool user! You sure showed us how much of a special snowflake ebin memer you are by wanting to derail a thread!

Kys, faggot redditors

Don't let mommy hear you using words like that, I know you think it helps you fit in on a bhutanese knitting forum but she'd really not be happy!

I genuinely enjoy the taste and how fulfilling it is to eat.

Claps are generally Jack Scalfani lvl food literate

Is this some meatfag thing? Someone points out that they love filling themselves with disgusting unhealthy shit and they start talking about their sexuality, like tryin to prove they are not homo because they stuff meat in themselves. Okay, fags, whatever makes you feel less of a homosexual and unhealthy individual whose practice is going to grave with him