"Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed...

>"Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?"

What do you do?

drop below 50, need to make sure he's telling the truth

Wait, I think I saw this on one of my Hollywood documentaries once. I'd just re-enact that.

I play out the exact events that happened in a movie you might not know about called Speed.

Gotta go fast

The one on the boat?

>tfw no speed 3
>tfw no speed 3 where theres a bomb on a plane that will go off if it descends below a certain point
FUCKING FUND IT

i use this excuse whenever I get pulled over for speeding

fug the wildcat driving

I love Speed, is part 2 worth watching?

yeh its pretty fun.

cool, thanks user

>no Speed 3

Cmon
2 is terrible

Fuck we need more lean and exciting action movies like Speed ;_;

No keanu no watch

kek

pleb

It's Speedkino.

Why wasn't Keanu in it?

FPBP

fair enough. i enjoyed it. i like 90's sandra bullock

>"I didn’t get to be in that", he recalled, adding "well, I decided not to be in that".
>"I loved working with Jan de Bont and Sandra, of course. It was just a situation in life where I got the script and I read the script and I was like 'ugggghhh’.

it sounds horrible on paper
>Speed but ON A BOAT
>(just go into ocean or something, wtf?)
>No Keanu

its cheesy 90s action. you probably wont like it if your first viewing of it is as an adult in 2017

OK, one last question
Speed 1 had great villain and the story was kinda (KINDA) intricate with all his convoluted plans

is there anything similar in part 2?

It's called SPEED, you dummy. Not ALTITUDE.

>tfw no Keanu, no Sandra Bullock, and no speed
Why not just call it The Plane That Couldn't Fly Too Low or It Would Explode.

wait, just call it ALTITUDE then

>tfw you've got to yank yerself off around the clock because you're not getting any proper sex with girls

>It's called SPEED, you dummy. Not ALTITUDE.
b-but planes go f-fast, user...
...n-never mind, you make a good point

good question. i cant even remember the villain. i just remember enjoying it. just stick with Speed 1, user.
Point Break is also top 90's Keanu action

I remember the movie
Nothing like the first one but;
leaches from the bad guy was a nice touch
Ship hitting the town was good
Everything else is shit

It was classic Willem Dafoe bad guy kino.

I ask "which bus"

>tfw as a kid I would rent this from Blockbuster once or twice a month
>tfw took forever to understand the nuances and chase scenes

fuck. then I moved on to smokey and the bandit.