So what's going on with YouTube?

So what's going on with YouTube?

Why are these shitty Elsa and Spider-Man videos getting so many views?

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Girls love Spider-Man
Boys love Elsa
Everybody loves videos

>VENOM PRANKS SPIDERMAN

Fucking hell.

I don't know and i don't care. This is a tv and movie board, not a youtube one. Go to Sup Forums.

pakis and poos are getting paid

We have YouTube videos here all the time and Spider-Man/Elsa is movie related.

We have porn/cuck threads all the time here aswell, doesn't mean we should discuss it. Also actress waifu threads are movie related, but they get deleted aswell so fuck off.

Somebody has figured out a way to get some youtube ad-money because of kids with their youtube access nowadays. And thousands of others try to make same cash. Its kinda disgusting actually, theres more glory in being lifelong NEET than faking viewer ratings for your ELSA SPIDERMAN PENIS INSPECTION DAY JOKER GETS TIED UP -video made for gullible kids

Don't forget Year of the Spoony threads that stay until bump limit.

So this one should be valid.

I saw one with boob expansion and syringes

Toddlers love this shit, it's the only thing that can keep their attention for some reason. Parents have thsese videos on autoplay the whole day.

>Sup Forums - Television & Film
Buy an ad or fuck off back to Sup Forums.

Kids will grow up into complete fuck-ups if they keep watching this retarded, poorly made shit

Why are they even allowed to keep the ad revenue? These characters are trademarked by the Walt Disney corporation. This is theft.

Filed under parody.

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They make new accounts constantly and upload their vids from some third world country I guess.

You're right. Look at what happened to the Millennial Generation after growing up with Barney and Dora.

true... but these vids are still ten times more confusing and they bait kids with weird sexual content. I'd imagine we'd have generation of braaap posters after they've watched elsa fart on hulks face in countless youtube vids

Why does Spoony look like a Tumblr drawing with that nose?

Spoony should make these Spider-Man videos with April so that he can start making money again.

Spider-Mann is no Chris Stuckmann, that's for damn sure!

HE'S ETHAN BRADBERRY

bots

>Why are these shitty Elsa and Spider-Man videos getting so many views?

It's primarily done with Viewbots.

If you ever look at the YouTube page for one of these videos, this becomes obvious.

Barney and Dora were actually crafted by intelligent, english-speaking individuals that consulted child psychologists.

This shit is literally just meaningless machined-out noise.

>tfw you can literally make a succesful living nowadays by modding GTA and driving around for 20 minutes, no commentary required

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An utterly baffling number of the thumbnails for these videos include Syringes or Syringe-related imagery.

I really don't know what the psychological/social/narrative meaning behind this trend is, but it's really fucking sinister.

Those kids should be killed as they are already doomed to a lifetime of donkey brain

It's not bots. These videos are extremely popular with little kids. If you ever have had someone under 6 years of age live with you you'd know that every time they're on an iPad they're watching these types of videos hours on end. Whether it be those shitty live action videos OP mentioned or the egg unboxing, or the GTA videos that mentioned, they're always watching them.

The explanation for the gibberish comments is that they don't know how to type yet so they slam their greasy Dorito encrusted fingers on the keyboard and whatever cryptic shit comes up they post.

This right here. I get a really bad feeling whenever I watch this shit

This is fucked.
My little cousin watches this videos along with gmod five night's at freddy's and other shit. I don't know why but I get creeped out by it.

>The explanation for the gibberish comments is that they don't know how to type yet so they slam their greasy Dorito encrusted fingers on the keyboard and whatever cryptic shit comes up they post.

>Babies don't know how to type, but they know how to select, post and submit comments.

WHATS UP THIS ETHAN BRADBERRY

>giving tablets/phones let alone internet access to kids under the age of 10

What the fuck is wrong with your society America
God damn

Hey what's up you guys, it's Scarce here

too keep kids busy

Shit parents who don't actually want to spend time with their little fuckers so they give them a tablet to keep them occupied for a couple of hours.

Mixing Superhero Movies with the Disney Juggernaut was a mistake.

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Babies using iPads aren't enough account for the millions upon millions of views these videos.
Nor is it enough to explain the reems of textually nonsensical comments.

These videos are Viewboted to Hell and back in order to inflate view-numbers and cause them to get reccomended more and thusly get more actual views.

The same thing happens with those baffling "1000 DEGREE KNIFE VS LITERALLY EVERYTHING" videos.

>2 hours for offtopic trash
Noted, Sange
noted

Americans are literally too stupid and immature to raise children. So are the people here.

>Barney and Dora were actually crafted by intelligent, english-speaking individuals that consulted child psychologists.

And now we have a generation of children who want to stay as children occupying safe spaces.

They also want the government to pay them to stay as children instead of looking for work.

They're even more dangerous than these mind-numbing videos. Those fucking child psychologists and the Marxist academia ruined us all.

>shifting the blame from boomers

No, the comments are obviously bots. The bots and the hidden ratings are to give the impression to the children watching this shit (and their parents who barely give a crap) that it's good.

We used to have Transformers. Which led to us being nostalgic about 30-minute toy commercials and believing in capitalism over communism.

Yep, I don't get it. I bought my first phone when I was like 15, and most of the people in my classes already had them years before

>blaming the children you raised by how you raised them

Latch-Key Parents are reaping what they've sown.

The 2007 movie is nostalgic for me, I wish I grew up with the original stuff

It's bots and children, anybody who says anything else is wrong. Children account for maybe 30% of the views and bots the rest. It's a pretty clever scheme actually, considering they haven't been caught yet and that no YouTuber ever calls them out on using bots since they use them too.

>no YouTuber ever calls them out on using bots

Ethan Klein already did.

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these videos are kino in its purest form

Timestamp where he said it, i'm not watching more than 2 seconds of that fuckers videos.